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- The President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely to...
- thelegendery 12/29/2008
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- Aliens in Arizona
- Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it....
- thelegendery 12/24/2008
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- Alien Sex
- There was a husband and a wife that loved to have sex. They had it everywhere and tried everything. One day they both decided that it was getting...
- aimeelee143 12/08/2008
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- alien
- Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's...
- michael2011g 11/30/2008
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- Horny Alien
- An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him. After a wile...
- Tslice 11/18/2008
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- Alien gets a suprise
- Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger...
- lorddread 11/14/2008
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- Stupid blondes
- The blondes look up and se something, the first blonde sayis its a bug second one says its a bird then the third loks down here shirt...
- gothicpoptart 08/23/2008
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- Aliens
- Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's...
- Ricochet91 05/20/2008
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- E.T.
- Q. What is E.T. short for? A. Because he has small legs.
- jgregpegleg 03/26/2008
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- Aliens really are real?
- If you use a rocket-powered shed to fly into space, always be sure to put your mobile number in the shed, so that if aliens come along the shed and...
- KyleIsAwesome 01/25/2008
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