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- The Remedy
- A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.The doctor asks: "So what seems to be the problem?"The woman says: "Doctor, I don't...
- lFoundADime 01/16/2013
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- 5 threats that will strike fear into any opponent.
- 1. "I'm gonna hit you right in the mouth -- in the middle of a mall food court." 2. "I'm going to break your left leg with a hockey...
- nateoryan 02/11/2011
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- Confession Booth
- Priest sits in a confession booth. A guy comes and says that he raped a girl. The priest replies "Maybe the girl seduced you and said she was...
- P00KY 03/25/2010
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- News Paper Boy
- There was a man who, everyday, would buy a newspaper on the way to work, glance at the headline, and hand it back to the newsboy. Day after day the...
- sunborg10 05/30/2009
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- Womens Shelter
- Q. What is the first thing a woman does after leaving an abuse shelter? A. The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
- Jackassory1982 04/29/2009
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- Food for Thought - Bull Riding
- Bull riding is an epic battle of wills between man and an angry cheeseburger...
- SuperSpy 02/21/2009
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- Check the phone number
- One afternoon, a man was at work and decided to call his house and check on his wife. He called his house, and his daughter picked up. The man...
- talberma 12/17/2008
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- Marriage Fights
- They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each...
- BagsOfMilk 12/13/2008
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- The Bumpy Bus Piss
- A young man is sitting on a grey hound bus. It is a redeye bus and there are only a couple people that are taking this 7 and a half hour trip on a...
- juffan 11/28/2008
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- Talking clock
- A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big...
- poncecub 11/11/2008
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- Almost There!!
- A couple were having a dinner party and the wife wanted everything to be perfect for her guests. She realized that she didn't have any snails so she...
- Shadeofdespair 09/15/2008
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- Bad Day?
- When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to pull the...
- i_know_jack 07/10/2008
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- A Duck walks into a 7-11...
- A duck walks into 7-11. He says, "Have you got any grapes?" The guy says, "No." The duck leaves. The next day the duck walks...
- Mikemisat 06/25/2008
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- Sex Problems
- A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but he couldn't...
- ghoul_69 06/10/2008
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- Im innocent honey
- Contrary to his wifes wishes,a man goes to a bar after work.after many hours he vomits on himself. He says,'my wife is gonna kill me' the guy next to...
- mg762x39 04/19/2008
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- One Angry Husband
- A man and his wife were driving on the highway one night when he got pulled over by the cops for speeding. The cop walks up and informs the man of...
- TheCommentator 04/04/2008
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- Women with PMS
- Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in...
- Shorty0994 02/19/2008
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- Smart Cop
- A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is...
- AfricanAmerican 02/09/2008
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- Angry Blonde
- A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she...
- CollegePics 02/02/2008
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