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- Deer joke.
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
- awooga 03/13/2013
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- cat
- Q: What has two legs and bleeds profusely? A: Half of a cat
- SpudCrowley84 06/15/2012
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- The Shocker
- What's The Shocker you ask? Two in the pink, one in the stink, two in the goo, one in the poo, two in the chocco, one in the taco, two in the pank,...
- nustierleonard 05/30/2012
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- The difference between Northern and Southern zoos
- What's the difference between Northern and Southern zoos? A Northern zoo will tell you about the animals, while a Southern zoo will tell you the best...
- Urbanus1234 05/29/2012
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- Confucius say:
- You wanna hear what Confucius say? Well click on the tab so you can read what he say. I don't want to give away joke in description. Confucius...
- eat_my_sploom 05/19/2012
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- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- A gummy bear
- eat_my_sploom 05/17/2012
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- "Sammy Severe" by nustier
- So a few buddies and I hit up this local party the other night which was nothing short of a hilariously good time. In traditional fashion, we...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Girlf-hand
- Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend,Ya know what, I'm as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- The Piano Player
- So a man goes into a bar and orders a drink and as he sits down he notices beautiful piano melodies. When he looks to the piano up front to see whose...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- This not mature Geek.
- What you say? AAM see im humour and makes alot even. Make your own video.
- hopestjenn 05/14/2012
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- Wrong end of the stick.....
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a whiskey and begins to drink. He looks up and notices a monkey. "What's with the monkey?"...
- poityb 05/10/2012
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- A little doggy
- I once was a little doggy. I chewed on my master's slippers. He hit me on my butt with a broom. I dragged my butt across the yard. And hit a rock.
- GranolaBob 05/08/2012
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- Calories and Sex
- They say that during sex, you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
- bigewalksalone 05/06/2012
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- Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin
- Q:Why did the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin die swimming with aquatic animals?A:Because they were close to his heart.
- TheOutsideOS7 05/05/2012
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- Pelican
- Strange bird the pelican, it's mouth can hold more then it's belly can.
- nustierleonard 05/04/2012
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- T Rex clap
- Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct.
- poityb 04/30/2012
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- T Rex clap
- Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct.
- poityb 04/30/2012
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- Somewhat racist, but try to 'feel' the humor
- When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey. Oprah asked, 'Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you?...
- bigewalksalone 04/29/2012
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- Animal sex
- Apart from humans, the only animal that enjoys having sex is a dolphin. I had to fuck a LOT of animals to find that out.
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Gay Parrot
- A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- Black date
- I went to this wedding and was disgusted by the comments I was getting from people, simply because I'd brought a black girl as my date. Everyone kept...
- poityb 04/25/2012
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- Couples camping...
- I went on a backpacking holiday with the wife.On the first night I said, "I think there's a monster under my bed...""Grow up,"...
- poityb 04/24/2012
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- Dirty tiger
- What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle? Wipe it off and apologise.
- poityb 04/23/2012
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- What do you call a bunch of black guys in a barn?
- Antique farm equipment.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- difference between a dead black guy in the road and a dog...
- There's skid marks before the dog.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Two snowmen are in a field...
- ...and one turns to the other and says "Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- What's similar between Dogs and Teenagers?
- The girls are all bitches
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- I've just started a band...
- We're called Missing Cat might of even seen the posters for us.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- 3 men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals
- The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- I've been interrogating the dog for 2 hours...
- He still won’t tell me who’s a good boy.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Bear,Rabbit and Genie
- One afternoon, a bear was chasing a rabbit through the woods. As the rabbit dove through a bush in an attempt to escape, he collided with an old...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- List or orgasms
- Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- knock knock
- knock knock whos their your mother.
- truthrazorz 04/17/2012
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- Talking dog for sale
- One day a man was driving down the street when he saw a sign on a lawn that read, "Talking dog for sale". Intrigued, he pulled over and...
- 4thmsdown 04/16/2012
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- Short Dirty Jokes!
- Short Dirty JokesQ: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?A: Because his pecker is on his head!Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me im...
- shell27 04/05/2012
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