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    • Turkey Style
    • "Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby."Hmmm ... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?"...
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    • Saving the Hat
    • Saving her hatAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.A...
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    • Yo Mamma Has.........
    • Yo mama hasYo mama has one leg and a bicycle.Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids...
    • shell27 04/04/2012
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    • Yo Mamma so Greasy!
    • Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
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    • Talented Dog
    • A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must...
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    • Talented Dog
    • A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must...
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    • Dirty joke
    • What's the difference between "kinky" and "perverted?" "Kinky" is when you use a feather, "perverted"...
    • Opticon21 03/27/2012
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    • Obesity in America
    • I was told to write a paper about obesity in America and what we should do about it. I suggestion is nothing. I would say take all twinkies off...
    • jiggersnot 03/17/2012
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    • Willow Smith
    • Willow smith shaved her head. I guess she can't whip her hair back and forth anymore...
    • jiggersnot 03/17/2012
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    • "Looks like yours, hun!"
    • A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor....
    • rogerb22 03/11/2012
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    • Magician on a Cruise Ship
    • A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was...
    • rogerb22 03/11/2012
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    • Wrong Pig
    • A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I...
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    • Kinky vs. Perverted
    • Whats the Difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend's ass with a feather. Perverted is when you use...
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    • The Parrot
    • A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was...
    • fistingu 03/06/2012
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    • Executive Porkilege
    • President Obama gets off a helicopter in front of the White House while carrying two piglets. A Marine guard salutes and says, "Nice pigs,...
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    • beer nuts vs. deer nuts
    • Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts will cost you at least one dollar, while deer nuts are always under a buck
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    • Duck
    • Q:What did the duck say to the man? A: You're Quacktastic HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    • Eats, shoots and leaves
    • A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda...
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    • Humping dogs
    • How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?..............................................You pick it up....AND SUCK IT'S DICK! LOL BOOM POW!...
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    • How many black people...
    • How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Youd probably say 3, but youd be wrong. One would go collect his welfare check, one...
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    • physics hotline
    • Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with...
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    • Cow Joke
    • Q: What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed-wire fence? A: An udder catastrophe!
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    • Nicki Minaj
    • Q. Why shouldn't you disrespect Nicki Minaj? A. She'll make another song about it. No one wants that.
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    • Gorillas??
    • Why Do Gorillas Have Big Noses? Cause They Have big FINGERS! HAHAHAH
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    • horny midget
    • The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the...
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    • The parrot
    • A young punk gets on the crosstown bus and sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man. The young punk has spiked,...
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    • Make me feel like a woman
    • On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing...
    • amiaz351 12/25/2011
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    • Your girlfriend
    • Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
    • amiaz351 12/25/2011
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