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    • Hah

    • Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen? A. It's arse!
    • FoKillah
      Uploaded 08/19/2011
      • 289 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • The mupits.

    • What's slimy cold long and smells like pork Kermit the frogs finger
    • FoKillah
      Uploaded 08/19/2011
      • 305 Views
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    • The rooster and the donkey

    • If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
    • FoKillah
      Uploaded 08/19/2011
      • 376 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Muslim pigs

    • Why don't Muslims practice cannibalism? Because they are not aloud to eat pig.
    • Barraman
      Uploaded 08/18/2011
      • 977 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Muslims

    • Why don't Muslims eat pork? Because they are not cannibals.
    • Barraman
      Uploaded 08/18/2011
      • 597 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stray parrot

    • I found a stray Parrot on my porch this morning, and all he ever says is "Good morning you old fart"! Is he yours?
    • Barraman
      Uploaded 08/14/2011
      • 620 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • In Laws

    • Husband and wife go past a field of goats,and pigs,the husband asks sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife...
    • Majorfathead
      Uploaded 08/13/2011
      • 1.6k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • bars n farrys

    • Steve lived in Stated Island, NY and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferry home every night. One evening, he got sown to the ferry and...
    • willie1170
      Uploaded 08/13/2011
      • 980 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Horseback Riding Disaster

    • Not too long ago, I decided to do something that I had always wanted to do but was afraid to do. Go horseback riding. I get to where I'm...
    • Nhalden
      Uploaded 08/12/2011
      • 417 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Penguins

    • Cop pulls over a pick-up truck and while walking up notices a bunch of penguins in the back, "What are you doing with the penguins in the...
    • Majorfathead
      Uploaded 08/12/2011
      • 354 Views
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    • Mouse and carpenter

    • a mouse once asked a carpenter .. excuse do u have cheese.. no....okay... then he leaves.... next mornig..... excuse me do u have...
    • kolile
      Uploaded 08/06/2011
      • 945 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Gull Feather

    • Have you heard about the new Broadway production called "Gull Feather"? It's a sea quill.
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 08/02/2011
      • 329 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bar joke

    • A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse gets startled and smashes everything and leaves
    • americankid
      Uploaded 07/31/2011
      • 339 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • RAPE!

    • Who here wants to play a game of rape? No? That's the spirit!
    • GAZGORE
      Uploaded 07/30/2011
      • 560 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Penguins

    • Cop pulls over a pick-up truck and while walking up notices a bunch of penguins in the back, "What are you doing with the penguins in the...
    • Majorfathead
      Uploaded 07/30/2011
      • 1.9k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • lawyers

    • chek dis out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmif your laywer doesnt know the law get one that knows the judge
    • willie1170
      Uploaded 07/27/2011
      • 857 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A message from a cat lover

    • My cat Ginger had kittens last week. I didn't want them so I put them in a box and set it by the side of the road under a big orange sign that...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/26/2011
      • 467 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hillbilly Goes Car Shopping

    • An oversized hillbilly farmer complete with straw hat and overalls goes to a auto dealer to buy a new truck and is soon approached by a junior...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/25/2011
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • joe and college

    • Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all...
    • willie1170
      Uploaded 07/25/2011
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A little chicken

    • there once was a chicken that breath tru his ass.. he sat and died
    • kolile
      Uploaded 07/24/2011
      • 625 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Super funny joke

    • A horse walks into the bar and the bar tender says, why the long face... hahahahahahaha
    • BayKid707
      Uploaded 07/24/2011
      • 344 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Free Beer

    • A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the...
    • SoupSandwich
      Uploaded 07/24/2011
      • 299 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mom Joke

    • Yo momma is so stupid she saw a sign while driving that read "Dodge Trucks" so she got out of the car and started running through...
    • TMGDragon
      Uploaded 07/21/2011
      • 251 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dog

    • What do you call a dog with no legs...nothing because it will not come to you
    • excelsiordemo2
      Uploaded 07/21/2011
      • 291 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Gay Parrot very long

    • A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it...
    • KrosziZ
      Uploaded 07/18/2011
      • 268 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Read the label..

    • Some actual product warning labels: On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (duh!) On a New...
    • KrosziZ
      Uploaded 07/18/2011
      • 255 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Washing the dog

    • A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and trying to be...
    • KrosziZ
      Uploaded 07/18/2011
      • 193 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A bear and a rabbit

    • A bear and a rabbit are side by side taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have a problem with shit sticking...
    • Bowtiemafia
      Uploaded 07/17/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Whumo Havo noja

    • A couple of old cowboys (Sam and Bubba) were sitting in a bar having a drink (or two or three), doing what most old cowboys do; complaining about...
    • 237g
      Uploaded 07/16/2011
      • 874 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • What goes squeak?

    • What goes squeak, squeak, squeak, pop, beep, beep? A mouse....in a microwave.
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/16/2011
      • 476 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Kickin

    • Little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little...
    • KrosziZ
      Uploaded 07/15/2011
      • 244 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stranger

    • A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go...
    • KrosziZ
      Uploaded 07/15/2011
      • 669 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • DMV

    • A man is at DMV. DMV Worker Name, please? Man Abdul Khan. DMV Worker S*x? Man Yes. Three to five times a week. DMV Worker No, no… I mean,...
    • TACODUDE
      Uploaded 07/12/2011
      • 827 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Kids Say The Smartest Things

    • A mom and her 6 year old daughter are walking down the road,when they see a stallion mounting a mare.The women'd daughter asks her mom...
    • Matthewizhere
      Uploaded 07/11/2011
      • 468 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Elephantastic riddles

    • What weighs 5000 pounds and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant. What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/08/2011
      • 666 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bad breath

    • Where will you most likely find a dog's bad breath? In its pants.
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/08/2011
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cow Jokes

    • Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs? A: Lean Beef! Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef! Q: What do you call a...
    • Sean71596
      Uploaded 07/07/2011
      • 2.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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