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    • Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen? A. It's arse!
    • FoKillah 08/19/2011
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    • Muslim pigs
    • Why don't Muslims practice cannibalism? Because they are not aloud to eat pig.
    • Barraman 08/18/2011
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    • Muslims
    • Why don't Muslims eat pork? Because they are not cannibals.
    • Barraman 08/18/2011
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    • Stray parrot
    • I found a stray Parrot on my porch this morning, and all he ever says is "Good morning you old fart"! Is he yours?
    • Barraman 08/14/2011
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    • In Laws
    • Husband and wife go past a field of goats,and pigs,the husband asks sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife...
    • Majorfathead 08/13/2011
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    • bars n farrys
    • Steve lived in Stated Island, NY and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferry home every night. One evening, he got sown to the ferry and...
    • willie1170 08/13/2011
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    • Horseback Riding Disaster
    • Not too long ago, I decided to do something that I had always wanted to do but was afraid to do. Go horseback riding. I get to where I'm...
    • Nhalden 08/12/2011
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    • Penguins
    • Cop pulls over a pick-up truck and while walking up notices a bunch of penguins in the back, "What are you doing with the penguins in the...
    • Majorfathead 08/12/2011
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    • Mouse and carpenter
    • a mouse once asked a carpenter .. excuse do u have cheese.. no....okay... then he leaves.... next mornig..... excuse me do u have...
    • kolile 08/06/2011
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    • Gull Feather
    • Have you heard about the new Broadway production called "Gull Feather"? It's a sea quill.
    • scubadude 08/02/2011
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    • Bar joke
    • A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse gets startled and smashes everything and leaves
    • americankid 07/31/2011
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    • RAPE!
    • Who here wants to play a game of rape? No? That's the spirit!
    • GAZGORE 07/30/2011
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    • Penguins
    • Cop pulls over a pick-up truck and while walking up notices a bunch of penguins in the back, "What are you doing with the penguins in the...
    • Majorfathead 07/30/2011
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    • lawyers
    • chek dis out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmif your laywer doesnt know the law get one that knows the judge
    • willie1170 07/27/2011
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    • A message from a cat lover
    • My cat Ginger had kittens last week. I didn't want them so I put them in a box and set it by the side of the road under a big orange sign that...
    • scubadude 07/26/2011
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    • Hillbilly Goes Car Shopping
    • An oversized hillbilly farmer complete with straw hat and overalls goes to a auto dealer to buy a new truck and is soon approached by a junior...
    • scubadude 07/25/2011
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    • joe and college
    • Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all...
    • willie1170 07/25/2011
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    • Free Beer
    • A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the...
    • SoupSandwich 07/24/2011
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    • Mom Joke
    • Yo momma is so stupid she saw a sign while driving that read "Dodge Trucks" so she got out of the car and started running through...
    • TMGDragon 07/21/2011
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    • Dog
    • What do you call a dog with no legs...nothing because it will not come to you
    • excelsiordemo2 07/21/2011
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    • Gay Parrot very long
    • A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it...
    • KrosziZ 07/18/2011
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    • Read the label..
    • Some actual product warning labels: On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (duh!) On a New...
    • KrosziZ 07/18/2011
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    • Washing the dog
    • A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and trying to be...
    • KrosziZ 07/18/2011
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    • A bear and a rabbit
    • A bear and a rabbit are side by side taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have a problem with shit sticking...
    • Bowtiemafia 07/17/2011
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    • Whumo Havo noja
    • A couple of old cowboys (Sam and Bubba) were sitting in a bar having a drink (or two or three), doing what most old cowboys do; complaining about...
    • 237g 07/16/2011
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    • Kickin
    • Little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little...
    • KrosziZ 07/15/2011
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    • Stranger
    • A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go...
    • KrosziZ 07/15/2011
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    • DMV
    • A man is at DMV. DMV Worker Name, please? Man Abdul Khan. DMV Worker S*x? Man Yes. Three to five times a week. DMV Worker No, no… I mean,...
    • TACODUDE 07/12/2011
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    • Elephantastic riddles
    • What weighs 5000 pounds and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant. What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new...
    • scubadude 07/08/2011
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