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    • We have new babies

    • For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the...
    • Delice78
      Uploaded 11/08/2009
      • 562 Views
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    • Pregnant

    • Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say Congratulations!!! But none of them rub your DICK and...
    • markie554
      Uploaded 10/22/2009
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    • Ninth Baby

    • One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran into her parish priest. He congratulated her on the new offspring then said,...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 10/19/2009
      • 804 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Black Baby

    • A black baby was given wings by god and the baby asked god "does this mean I'm an angel? God laughed and said "naw nigga, u a bat...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/15/2009
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    • This baby was so ugly

    • A mother giving birth didnt know the gender because she wanted it to be a surprise. As soon as she gave birth she asked da doctor, " What is...
    • el_cachanilla54
      Uploaded 10/14/2009
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    • Romance Mathematics

    • ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/09/2009
      • 1.1k Views
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    • The Ultimate Women

    • The Ultimate Womans' Quote "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/09/2009
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    • Dead baby

    • Whats funnier than a dead baby? - a dead baby in a clown suit
    • baysidegurl
      Uploaded 10/03/2009
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    • collection of dead baby jokes

    • Whats purple and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a plastic bag. What's green and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks...
    • kaitones
      Uploaded 08/20/2009
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    • Patrick The Great

    • John O'Mally takes a trip to Dublin and stops in at a country pub. There is a despondent man sitting next to him having a pint. He looks up at...
    • maags
      Uploaded 08/11/2009
      • 970 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Dunlop Baby

    • A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated on account...
    • hooms7877
      Uploaded 08/10/2009
      • 927 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Proud Texan Father

    • Proud Texan Father A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby"...
    • MevyHetal
      Uploaded 08/09/2009
      • 943 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Interacial Baby

    • A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth....
    • duderinoMCduder
      Uploaded 07/25/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Terrible baby joke

    • What sound does a baby make going through a woodchipper?... hell if i know, i was too busy mastrabating.
    • Jezebeth
      Uploaded 07/17/2009
      • 838 Views
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    • retards

    • how many retards does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to turn the ladder
    • CuntPunter
      Uploaded 06/28/2009
      • 791 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Worse Dead Baby Joke

    • Whats worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that? It has to eat its way out Whats worse than...
    • saixberserker
      Uploaded 06/26/2009
      • 723 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • blender baby

    • what does a baby in a blender look like? i don't know i was to busy jacking off..
    • CuntPunter
      Uploaded 06/24/2009
      • 1.7k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Babies

    • How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw em.
    • odiggity2658
      Uploaded 05/20/2009
      • 300 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Bad News for a New Father

    • A man is waiting nervously for news of his new-born baby when a nurse walks in. 'It's bad news,' she says. 'Your baby is badly...
    • bangoskank99
      Uploaded 05/11/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • This will make you lol

    • It's April first and a guy is sitting in the hospital waiting for his wife to have their child. The nurse comes out and tells the man there...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 05/06/2009
      • 928 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • The tomato family

    • The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato. They're walking at a good pace when the...
    • reidmill
      Uploaded 04/25/2009
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      • 2 Comments
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    • Disasterous Child-Birth!

    • Miss Porter was about to give birth, she had been in labour for atleast 10 hours and the baby was ready to come out. Her midwife insist she stay...
    • TehPwnStar
      Uploaded 04/13/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • A Typical Italian Bambino

    • An Italian named Luigi is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. Luigi hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders...
    • Syrus
      Uploaded 03/27/2009
      • 2.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Feeling Insulted?

    • A lady with her baby is sitting in a bus beside the driver… “What an ugly baby!”, said the driver to the lady. Feeling insulted, she moved...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/19/2009
      • 886 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Baby mis-hap

    • A fairly young couple were happily married, and had been for a few years. They had a pretty good sex-life. However, un-be-known to the husband,...
    • darling_echoes
      Uploaded 03/14/2009
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    • Who's your baby daddy???

    • >> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my >> twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon >> McKinley I am unsure as...
    • MadAnimal
      Uploaded 03/14/2009
      • 3.9k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Birth Pain Transfer Machine

    • A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 03/12/2009
      • 1.4k Views
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    • A Mother's Beautiful Story

    • Enjoy this story, I hope it touches your heart like it did mine. This is so beautiful; A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 02/16/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Bouncing Baby

    • A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/08/2009
      • 840 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Old Mother

    • With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/07/2009
      • 685 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • terrible sick dead baby jokes

    • (dont hate on me i love babys!) Q: What is worse than a pile of dead babies? A: At the bottom of the pile, there was one trying to eat its way...
    • UberPwnage78
      Uploaded 02/06/2009
      • 4.4k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • April Fools

    • It was April first when a young father went to the hospital to see his newly born son. Standing outside the glass partition, the nurse pointed to...
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Baby and sandwich

    • What's the difference between a 2 year old and a sandwich? I don't rape a sandwich before I eat it
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 604 Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • Baby vs Pizza

    • What's the difference between a baby and a pizza? I don't fuck the pizza before I eat it.
    • PeppersGhost
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
      • 447 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • expectant mother

    • A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for ten years and had...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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