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    • Pregnant
    • Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say Congratulations!!! But none of them rub your DICK and...
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    • Ninth Baby
    • One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran into her parish priest. He congratulated her on the new offspring then said,...
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    • Black Baby
    • A black baby was given wings by god and the baby asked god "does this mean I'm an angel? God laughed and said "naw nigga, u a bat...
    • roxanna_us 10/15/2009
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    • This baby was so ugly
    • A mother giving birth didnt know the gender because she wanted it to be a surprise. As soon as she gave birth she asked da doctor, " What is...
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    • Romance Mathematics
    • ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb...
    • roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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    • The Ultimate Women
    • The Ultimate Womans' Quote "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a...
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    • Patrick The Great
    • John O'Mally takes a trip to Dublin and stops in at a country pub. There is a despondent man sitting next to him having a pint. He looks up at...
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    • Dunlop Baby
    • A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated on account...
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    • Proud Texan Father
    • Proud Texan Father A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby"...
    • MevyHetal 08/09/2009
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    • Interacial Baby
    • A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth....
    • duderinoMCduder 07/25/2009
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    • Terrible baby joke
    • What sound does a baby make going through a woodchipper?... hell if i know, i was too busy mastrabating.
    • Jezebeth 07/17/2009
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    • retards
    • how many retards does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to turn the ladder
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    • Worse Dead Baby Joke
    • Whats worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that? It has to eat its way out Whats worse than...
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    • blender baby
    • what does a baby in a blender look like? i don't know i was to busy jacking off..
    • CuntPunter 06/24/2009
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    • Babies
    • How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw em.
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    • This will make you lol
    • It's April first and a guy is sitting in the hospital waiting for his wife to have their child. The nurse comes out and tells the man there...
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    • The tomato family
    • The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato. They're walking at a good pace when the...
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    • Disasterous Child-Birth!
    • Miss Porter was about to give birth, she had been in labour for atleast 10 hours and the baby was ready to come out. Her midwife insist she stay...
    • TehPwnStar 04/13/2009
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    • A Typical Italian Bambino
    • An Italian named Luigi is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. Luigi hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders...
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    • Feeling Insulted?
    • A lady with her baby is sitting in a bus beside the driver… “What an ugly baby!”, said the driver to the lady. Feeling insulted, she moved to...
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    • Baby mis-hap
    • A fairly young couple were happily married, and had been for a few years. They had a pretty good sex-life. However, un-be-known to the husband,...
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    • Who's your baby daddy???
    • >> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my >> twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon >> McKinley I am unsure as...
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    • Birth Pain Transfer Machine
    • A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let...
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    • A Mother's Beautiful Story
    • Enjoy this story, I hope it touches your heart like it did mine. This is so beautiful; A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm...
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    • Bouncing Baby
    • A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to...
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    • Old Mother
    • With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their...
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    • April Fools
    • It was April first when a young father went to the hospital to see his newly born son. Standing outside the glass partition, the nurse pointed to...
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    • Baby and sandwich
    • What's the difference between a 2 year old and a sandwich? I don't rape a sandwich before I eat it
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    • expectant mother
    • A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for ten years and had...
    • dcervenka05 01/18/2009
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    • Baby Exit
    • A teenage girl came home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her...
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