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    • Terrorist
    • What's the difference between a baby and a terrorist? The baby has the diaper on its ass, and the terrorist has it on its head, but both are...
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    • The Unborn Triplets
    • Three unborn triplets are in their mother's womb. They are already discussing what they would want to be when they grow up. The first baby...
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    • dead baby joke
    • Q. What bounces up and down at 100mph? A. A baby tied to the back of a truck.
    • dx602 10/12/2008
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    • Baby Planes
    • A mother and her son were flying on Southwest Airlines from Dallas to Los Angeles. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his...
    • GagOnMyShaft 10/07/2008
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    • Sick Baby Jokes!
    • What's funnier than a dead baby? - A dead baby in a clown costume! What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? - A dead baby in a...
    • bergamot 10/03/2008
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    • Cheating Wife
    • A Man calls his home phone from work to talk to his wife. "Hello?" A strange woman answers the phone. "Who is...
    • syldogg25 09/29/2008
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    • Vacation Time
    • For three straight years a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn, once per year. During his last visit he'd...
    • djohn23 09/26/2008
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    • Dead Baby Jokes 2
    • Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because it had no arms or legs. Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was chained to a...
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    • Dead Baby Jokes
    • How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole. What do you call a...
    • mandysweety88 09/26/2008
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    • Built Like A Baby
    • A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room. When they are about to have sex, the wife says that she has something to...
    • Shadeofdespair 09/21/2008
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    • Dead Baby Joke
    • How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
    • xTEDx 09/17/2008
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    • Great for business!
    • A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures...
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    • baby joke
    • What's the difference between a Hamburger and a Baby? I dont fuck a hamburger before i eat it
    • syldogg25 09/08/2008
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    • Hungry Baby
    • A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the...
    • djohn23 09/05/2008
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    • Jack Schitt
    • So you don't know Jack Schitt? He's the only son of Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and Ohh Schitt, owner of the Kneedeep Inn. Jack's wife...
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    • White Baby
    • An anthropologist was studying an African tribe. During his visit one of the women in the village gave birth to a white baby. The village chief...
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    • Dead baby jokes.
    • -What do you get when you cut a baby in half? An erection. -How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you...
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    • Q:What do you call a White baby with wings? A: An angel Q: what do you call a black baby with wings? A: A fly
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    • Ugly Baby
    • A woman and her infant daughter are on a trans-Atlantic flight. A man seated nearby gets the woman's attention and says, "Lady, I hate...
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    • Blond Dad
    • A blond guy and a brunette girl were married and about to have a baby. One day the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to...
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    • Stoopid Baby Names
    • A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"...
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    • Trash Can Baby
    • What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the...
    • Vard0n 08/04/2008
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    • Baby Tree
    • What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
    • Vard0n 08/04/2008
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    • Bucket Baby
    • How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.
    • Vard0n 08/04/2008
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    • Baby Mars Bar
    • What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar? About 500 calories.
    • Vard0n 08/04/2008
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    • Water Melon Baby
    • What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
    • Vard0n 08/04/2008
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    • Costume
    • What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
    • Vard0n 08/04/2008
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    • Baby Joke
    • What is worse than running over a baby with your car? Getting it out of your tires.
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