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    • Riding the bus

    • A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the...
    • Dynex811
      Uploaded 10/19/2008
      • 462 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • What is.....

    • What's red and bubbly and spins around in circles? A baby in a microwave.
    • Dynex811
      Uploaded 10/19/2008
      • 397 Views
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    • Terrorist

    • What's the difference between a baby and a terrorist? The baby has the diaper on its ass, and the terrorist has it on its head, but both are...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/16/2008
      • 807 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Unborn Triplets

    • Three unborn triplets are in their mother's womb. They are already discussing what they would want to be when they grow up. The first baby...
    • Lazyboy1688
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 692 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • dead baby joke

    • Q. What bounces up and down at 100mph? A. A baby tied to the back of a truck.
    • dx602
      Uploaded 10/12/2008
      • 456 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Baby Planes

    • A mother and her son were flying on Southwest Airlines from Dallas to Los Angeles. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his...
    • GagOnMyShaft
      Uploaded 10/07/2008
      • 813 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sick Baby Jokes!

    • What's funnier than a dead baby? - A dead baby in a clown costume! What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? - A dead baby in a...
    • bergamot
      Uploaded 10/03/2008
      • 3.4k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby Joke!

    • Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 1 Dead baby in 10 trashcans
    • noobkilla
      Uploaded 10/02/2008
      • 652 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cheating Wife

    • A Man calls his home phone from work to talk to his wife. "Hello?" A strange woman answers the phone. "Who is...
    • syldogg25
      Uploaded 09/29/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Vacation Time

    • For three straight years a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn, once per year. During his last visit he'd...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 09/26/2008
      • 667 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby Jokes 2

    • Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because it had no arms or legs. Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was chained to a...
    • mandysweety88
      Uploaded 09/26/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby Jokes

    • How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole. What do you call a...
    • mandysweety88
      Uploaded 09/26/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • One Liner

    • A baby seal walks into a club.
    • mcgee
      Uploaded 09/22/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Built Like A Baby

    • A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room. When they are about to have sex, the wife says that she has something to...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/21/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fetal Crime and Punishment

    • Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/17/2008
      • 752 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby Joke

    • How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
    • xTEDx
      Uploaded 09/17/2008
      • 647 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Great for business!

    • A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/13/2008
      • 568 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • baby joke

    • What's the difference between a Hamburger and a Baby? I dont fuck a hamburger before i eat it
    • syldogg25
      Uploaded 09/08/2008
      • 497 Views
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    • Amazing New Pregnancy Technique

    • A couple went to the hospital to give birth to a baby. The doctor told them when they arrived he had a new machine that would transfer some of...
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 09/08/2008
      • 811 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hungry Baby

    • A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 09/05/2008
      • 630 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jack Schitt

    • So you don't know Jack Schitt? He's the only son of Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and Ohh Schitt, owner of the Kneedeep Inn. Jack's wife...
    • vampdyer
      Uploaded 09/05/2008
      • 2.4k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • White Baby

    • An anthropologist was studying an African tribe. During his visit one of the women in the village gave birth to a white baby. The village chief...
    • busdriverwillie
      Uploaded 08/28/2008
      • 785 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead baby jokes.

    • -What do you get when you cut a baby in half? An erection. -How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you...
    • MrMcSausage
      Uploaded 08/22/2008
      • 3.4k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • baby throw

    • q: how many babies does it take to paint a house a: depends on how hard you throw them
    • JayAndSilentBob
      Uploaded 08/17/2008
      • 692 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • baby joke

    • Q:What do you call a White baby with wings? A: An angel Q: what do you call a black baby with wings? A: A fly
    • xzero777x
      Uploaded 08/17/2008
      • 475 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ugly Baby

    • A woman and her infant daughter are on a trans-Atlantic flight. A man seated nearby gets the woman's attention and says, "Lady, I hate...
    • castlethree
      Uploaded 08/16/2008
      • 3.9k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blond Dad

    • A blond guy and a brunette girl were married and about to have a baby. One day the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to...
    • jppower
      Uploaded 08/12/2008
      • 499 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stoopid Baby Names

    • A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"...
    • t_n83
      Uploaded 08/09/2008
      • 398 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Trash Can Baby

    • What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the...
    • Vard0n
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 732 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Baby Tree

    • What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
    • Vard0n
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 450 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bucket Baby

    • How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.
    • Vard0n
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 515 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Baby Mars Bar

    • What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar? About 500 calories.
    • Vard0n
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 666 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Water Melon Baby

    • What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
    • Vard0n
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 0 Comments
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