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- In the Barber Shop!
- A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks....
- shell27 04/07/2012
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- Party Hard
- Guy went to his friend's bachelor party. He had one drink too much and fell asleep. When he woke up, he looked at the clock to see it was 4 a.m....
- P00KY 07/05/2010
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- Husband In The Closet
- Husband comes back from work early and finds a naked man in his bed. "Where's my wife?" he asked the guy. The naked man replied "She's...
- P00KY 03/24/2010
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- Midget In A Coffin
- Guy went to a funeral house to visit his friend who worked there. "Come in, Rick! I'll just finish here and we can go for a beer." his...
- P00KY 03/20/2010
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- Bang in the Back seat
- A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, "You're not going to believe this, but I've got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot....
- guinness13494 01/12/2010
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- No-Parking Zone
- There was once a little girl and a little boy in kindergarten. One day, the little boy pulled down his pants and asked the little girl,...
- daveatnite 12/31/2009
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- Changed Positions
- A young woman goes to see her doctor. She tells him she's been having pains in her knees. -- Well, said the doctor, whatever you do on your knees,...
- chimique1 06/14/2009
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- Bar Drinks
- so this dude goes into a bar, goes yeh give me your cheapest drink. so he gets the cheapest, he goes outside and drinks some, he pass's out on the...
- watchnicktv 05/13/2009
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- Men strike back, Again and Again!!
- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding...
- abbottwar 04/10/2009
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- Men strike back, Again!
- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told...
- abbottwar 04/10/2009
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- Men strike back!
- How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings...
- abbottwar 04/10/2009
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- Ethan Albright Strikes Back, A letter to EA Sports
- To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan...
- FrankieCicero 12/30/2008
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- Of Eggs and Backseat Drivers
- A husband enters the kitchen to find his wife just beginning to fry two eggs. He says to her, "You can't fry two eggs in the same pan, there's...
- footfknmaster 12/09/2008
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- How blonds interpret football
- A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how...
- rosco652 12/08/2008
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- Show and Tell
- A man wanders into a shop and asks the lady behind the counter for some dog food. “Do you have a dog?” she questions. “Yes,” replies the man....
- Ragoy 10/23/2008
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- 2 black eyes
- Q: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? A: Nothing, she's been told twice already.
- Weber 10/13/2008
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- Sunday School
- One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an...
- qazwsxedc1 09/05/2008
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- Top 10 Sexual Lines in "The Empire Strikes Back"
- 10. - "And I thought they smalled bad on the outside!" 9. - "Possible he came in through the south entrance." 8. - "I...
- vampdyer 09/05/2008
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- Q Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
- Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
- yanksfan202 08/17/2008
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- Horseback Riding
- A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and...
- NiggerPants 08/01/2008
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- Long back..
- Long back, A person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called “SAINTS” But now they are...
- ravi2288 07/24/2008
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- Brokeback Deer Camp
- The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/08/2008
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- 50th Wedding Anniversary
- They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked...
- ghoul_69 06/23/2008
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- Come Back!!
- HAHA i had sex with ur mom last night ... no u didn't...my mom's not a lesbian!!! owneds!
- diablo345 06/17/2008
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- DISSING FUN!!!
- HAHA i had sex with ur mom last night ... no u didn't...my mom's not a lesbian!!! owneds!
- diablo345 06/17/2008
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- Awsome Diss Comeback!!!
- HAHA i had sex with ur mom last night ... no u didn't...my mom's not a lesbian!!! owneds!
- diablo345 06/17/2008
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- Tender Moment
- A FATHER WATCHED HIS YOUNG DAUGHTER PLAYING IN THE GARDEN. HE SMILED AS HE REFLECTED ON HOW SWEET AND PURE HIS LITTLE GIRL WAS. TEARS FORMED IN HIS...
- Julien 06/08/2008
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- Stip Club Excitement
- Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back says, "Oh...
- mortgagemescott 06/05/2008
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- Some woman's perfect breakfast
- She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties cereal box. Her daughter is on the cover of...
- WASTEofTIME 05/22/2008
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- Of Eggs and Backseat Drivers
- A husband enters the kitchen to find his wife just beginning to fry two eggs. He says to her, "You can't fry two eggs in the same pan, there's...
- cheepcheep 03/05/2008
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- blonde grenade
- .Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
- Hillbilly67341 02/21/2008
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- Christie McCullof
- What were Christie's last words? What does this button do? How did they know she had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the...
- davida8575 01/31/2008
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- dumb
- your momma is so dumb she thought a quater back was a refund.
- WIIWARRIOR 01/19/2008
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