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    • Set your priorities
    • A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and...
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    • Guts and Balls
    • We've all heard about men having guts and men having balls. In fact, they are both slang for 'courage'. But you know what? They aren't...
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    • Boobs Jingle.
    • Shelly dreamed of owning a cat ever since she was a little girl. One day she decided she was just going to be spontaneous and hit the pet store...
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    • Cow Joke
    • Q: What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed-wire fence? A: An udder catastrophe!
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    • Turkey Sammiches
    • A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They...
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    • men and women
    • God punished men when Eve took a bite of the apple. Women's punishment was to give birth and men's punishment was to live with women. So God...
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    • Best Prostitute
    • whos the best prostitute in history? ms pacman, for a quarter she will swallow balls until she dies.
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    • Young Girl Penis Education
    • A young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a...
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    • A pirate walks into a bar..
    • A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle. The bar tender asks "Whats with the steering wheel?", the pirate says "Arrrr...
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    • Blonde On Vacation
    • A blonde took a dream vacation to the island of Tahiti where she spent every morning walking up and down the pristine beaches. She took tons of...
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    • Hooker Tax
    • One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal...
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    • Jingle Balls
    • Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?? A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times. Lol
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    • Castrated
    • "Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's...
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    • Trip to Alabama
    • There were 2 guys from Virginia wanting to open a bowling alley. They had the alley but no bowling balls. Well, they found some cheap ones on...
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    • balls on rope
    • A man is walking down the street when he sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it with a rope attached to his dogs balls. The...
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    • 100 Balls
    • What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo
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    • What's in the bag?
    • A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening....
    • senorpamedor 10/18/2010
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    • Shit House Wall Literature...
    • People that write on Shit-House Walls, Roll their Shit into little Balls, Those who read these Words of Wit, Eat those little Balls of...
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    • Team Event
    • A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to...
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    • dog in the corner
    • guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do...
    • guinness13494 01/18/2010
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    • Golfball to the balls
    • A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed...
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    • K-9 Police Dog
    • Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the street. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was...
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    • Barber Shop
    • A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the...
    • JennyCrab420 12/23/2009
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    • Balls deep
    • "there I was, balls deep in this guys ass. I reach around, He's got a hard-on; what a fag!"
    • guinness13494 12/14/2009
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    • Man Vs Christmas tree
    • Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? It stays up for 12 days and nights has cute balls looks good with the lights on What more...
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    • Crushed Scrotum
    • During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express thanks for prayers which had been answered. A lady...
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    • Tickle me Elmo factory
    • There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena...
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    • MMs
    • Today I was eating m&ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me...
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    • Ping Pong Balls
    • A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?' The...
    • Dawnthief 09/15/2009
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    • Susie and Little Johnny
    • One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being...
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    • Guts or Balls
    • Guts or Balls.. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to...
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