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- Set your priorities
- A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and...
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- Slipknots Greatest Hits
- Slipknot released a greatest hits album. That's a joke in itself. Try Slipknots greatest SHITS! HAHAHAHAHA!
- jiggersnot 08/05/2012
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- Guts and Balls
- We've all heard about men having guts and men having balls. In fact, they are both slang for 'courage'. But you know what? They aren't...
- deathwish01b 06/12/2012
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- Boobs Jingle.
- Shelly dreamed of owning a cat ever since she was a little girl. One day she decided she was just going to be spontaneous and hit the pet store on...
- Parttimehabit 04/10/2012
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- Turkey Sammiches
- A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
- Colonel_Ingus 11/24/2011
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- men and women
- God punished men when Eve took a bite of the apple. Women's punishment was to give birth and men's punishment was to live with women. So God doesn't...
- kraftdinner200 10/27/2011
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- Best Prostitute
- whos the best prostitute in history? ms pacman, for a quarter she will swallow balls until she dies.
- CortexHD 10/15/2011
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- Young Girl Penis Education
- A young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a few...
- KojaStilez 08/01/2011
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- A pirate walks into a bar..
- A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle. The bar tender asks "Whats with the steering wheel?", the pirate says "Arrrr its...
- HudsonTL 07/29/2011
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- Blonde On Vacation
- A blonde took a dream vacation to the island of Tahiti where she spent every morning walking up and down the pristine beaches. She took tons of...
- scubadude 07/24/2011
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- Hooker Tax
- One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal...
- PlaxMC 02/02/2011
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- Jingle Balls
- Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?? A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times. Lol
- MrmandoG2 12/27/2010
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- Balls Deep in Alzheimers.
- How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb...to get to the other side
- jazmo69 11/23/2010
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- Trip to Alabama
- There were 2 guys from Virginia wanting to open a bowling alley. They had the alley but no bowling balls. Well, they found some cheap ones on Craig's...
- griefcauser 11/18/2010
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- balls on rope
- A man is walking down the street when he sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it with a rope attached to his dogs balls. The man...
- syneyed 10/28/2010
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- What's in the bag?
- A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He...
- senorpamedor 10/18/2010
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- site is good and sucking
- hahah this site suxs
- TheJcBros 10/02/2010
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- And so the Blonde Said....
- do you wanna touch my penis yes you do if you clicked this your gay troll me and rate down see you in hell motherfucker
- 63silver 06/24/2010
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- BackDoorManHore 05/21/2010
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- Shit House Wall Literature...
- People that write on Shit-House Walls, Roll their Shit into little Balls, Those who read these Words of Wit, Eat those little Balls of...
- wxb200 05/13/2010
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- Team Event
- A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a...
- yoyouuptheneck 03/10/2010
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- dog in the corner
- guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do...
- guinness13494 01/18/2010
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- Golfball to the balls
- A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly...
- guinness13494 01/18/2010
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- K-9 Police Dog
- Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the street. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was...
- guinness13494 01/11/2010
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- Barber Shop
- A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks....
- JennyCrab420 12/23/2009
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- Balls deep
- "there I was, balls deep in this guys ass. I reach around, He's got a hard-on; what a fag!"
- guinness13494 12/14/2009
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- Man Vs Christmas tree
- Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? It stays up for 12 days and nights has cute balls looks good with the lights on What more could a...
- roxanna_us 12/02/2009
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- Cinderella
- Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? A: She choked.
- WeeKing420 12/01/2009
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- Crushed Scrotum
- During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express thanks for prayers which had been answered. A lady...
- DarthTolkien 11/19/2009
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- Tickle me Elmo factory
- There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is...
- yuri_vaultin 11/11/2009
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- Ping Pong Balls
- A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?' The son...
- Dawnthief 09/15/2009
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- Susie and Little Johnny
- One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being...
- Disturbed01 09/10/2009
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- why jizz is white
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
- urmomandme 09/10/2009
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- 100 Balls
- What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo
- rockzilla411 09/05/2009
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- part 22 moth balls
- part 2/2 if you answerd yes how did you get there little legs apart
- moneymaker1127 08/22/2009
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- part 12 moth balls
- part 1 of 2 have you ever smelled moth balls?
- moneymaker1127 08/22/2009
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