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- Set your priorities
- A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and...
- beast_radio 12/02/2012
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- Annoying bar staff
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- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Walmart Shopping With The Wife
- A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think...
- Lucky_Lotto 04/08/2012
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- The Buffalo Theory
- A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are...
- klabeaune 03/28/2012
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- North American Beer Festival
- After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey...
- themystery 03/06/2012
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- beer nuts vs. deer nuts
- Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts will cost you at least one dollar, while deer nuts are always under a buck
- themystery 03/06/2012
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- bar joke
- A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the...
- itsbriand_bitch 01/14/2012
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- Beer Guilt
- Sometimes, when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about all the workers in the brewery and...
- deathwish01b 01/11/2012
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- Catch and Release
- After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office...
- Urbanus1234 12/17/2011
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- Does beer drinking turn men into women?
- Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that...
- ReadyPower 11/29/2011
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- Beer Jokes
- 24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case …coincidence?
- HellzlFury 10/25/2011
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- drunkin stranger
- A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck. A drunk staggered up to her and said ,"Hey! where'd ja get the pig?" The woman...
- bsmiley 10/25/2011
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- The Buffalo Theory
- The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer.. A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the...
- wap123 09/14/2011
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- Joined at the tooth.
- A old woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because I'm in...
- 237g 07/14/2011
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- International Man Laws
- Important Reading: 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following...
- drawgud 07/13/2011
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- New Government Warnings on Alcohol
- Alcohol & Food New Government Warnings on Alcohol As most Americans are familiar with, the federal government mandates health warings on...
- jakarta840 07/10/2011
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- beer quotes
- I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra...
- jakarta840 07/10/2011
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- Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts
- What’s the difference between “Beer Nuts” and “Deer Nuts”? Answer: “Beer Nuts” are a dollar twenty-five and “Deer Nuts” are under a buck.
- earthwormjerm 04/11/2011
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- Beer
- There was an American man who was proud to drink only American beer. It didn't matter if it was bitter, old, moldy, flat, hot, if it was American,...
- deathwish01b 03/17/2011
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- BEER TITS
- A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks, he decided to offer her a drink and...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/24/2011
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- I Thought You Were My Wife
- A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/23/2011
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- Thoughts on Drinking
- Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of...
- Marine13 02/22/2011
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- 'Economic Stimulus' payment.
- Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll...
- deltachidawg73 02/15/2011
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- Short but Good Ones
- Q: What's the difference between a woman and a battery? A: A battery has a postive side. Q: How does a man show that he is perparing for the...
- Marine13 01/25/2011
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- The National Transport Safety Board
- The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years,...
- ace18400 01/19/2011
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- 3 Elderly Guys
- 3 elderly guys are walking down the street. The first one says "Windy, isn't it?" The second one says "No... today's...
- philly_g28 01/05/2011
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- THE TOP 13 ADDITIONAL WARNINGS THE FDA IS CONSIDERING FOR BEER A
- 13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor...
- 1994300ex 11/06/2010
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- My Method
- Two friends are sitting in a bar, one turns to the other and says, "My wife always nags me when I come home from drinking all night with my...
- DrunkandNaked 11/03/2010
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- Little Johnny Gramps
- Johnny sat next to his grandpa on the porch one day. Grandpa was drinking a beer, and Johnny said, "Can I have some, Grandpa?" ...
- joshmeister 09/28/2010
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- Does your dick touch your ass
- A young boy is watching a football game with his grandpa when he asks him, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The grandpa replied, "Well,...
- whywontudie 09/18/2010
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- Beer Troubleshooting
- Beer Troubleshooting SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM:...
- M0rningWOOD 08/03/2010
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- The Poor Old Drunk
- A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, "Bartender get me a tequila!" The bartender gets him a tequila. The old...
- Armytron 05/13/2010
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- the life of Dave
- Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so...
- UNUSERNAME 05/09/2010
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- 2 Guys At A Bar
- Two friends go to a bar for a beer. After a few rounds, one of them asks the other "Say, John, if you ever got drunk and woke up in a forest...
- P00KY 04/04/2010
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- Patrolling The Woods
- Soldier's diary: Monday. Went to patrol the woods. Encountered a girl that got lost in the forest. Got horny and took her to the bushes. It was a...
- P00KY 03/21/2010
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- Midget In A Coffin
- Guy went to a funeral house to visit his friend who worked there. "Come in, Rick! I'll just finish here and we can go for a beer." his...
- P00KY 03/20/2010
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