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- While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the...
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- A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't...
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- doctor doctor oh wait thats for me...
- The physician writing out a prescription for his hypertensive cardiac patient: “Diazepam 5mg (tranquilizer) TDS". The patient’s wife asks,...
- willie1170 10/12/2011
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- big butt :
- A man takes his dog to the vet. “My dog is crossed eyed, is there anything you can do for him? “Well,” says the vet, “let’s take a look at him.” So...
- willie1170 10/12/2011
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- one big family
- A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She...
- willie1170 10/12/2011
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- Stephan Hawkings Date Fail
- Stephen Hawking is getting ready to go on his first date for 20 years. Hes all excited and giggly. His room mate thinks its funny and wishes him luck...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- must read this!!!!
- A man sitting on his porch watched as his neighbor walked along the sidewalk carrying a ton of chicken wire. "Where are you going with all...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- hospitals...
- Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- omg
- The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town’s preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- IRS
- The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records,...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- betty sue
- A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- job interveiw questions
- Job Interview Question You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- LOL
- A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes,...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- three guys
- Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, "What's the...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- tech support?
- Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- insurance
- The barn at Larry and Susan's farm burned down, and Susan called the insurance company. Susan: "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- teachers lol
- A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand...
- willie1170 08/15/2011
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- bars n farrys
- Steve lived in Stated Island, NY and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferry home every night. One evening, he got sown to the ferry and found...
- willie1170 08/13/2011
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- lawyers
- chek dis out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmif your laywer doesnt know the law get one that knows the judge
- willie1170 07/27/2011
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- joe and college
- Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all...
- willie1170 07/25/2011
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- tech support?
- Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up...
- willie1170 07/19/2011
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- batty
- Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood." The other bat is...
- willie1170 04/24/2011
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- eeeewwww
- A lonely stranger went into a deserted restaurant and ordered the breakfast special. When his order arrived, he looked up at the waitress and asked,...
- willie1170 04/22/2011
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- coaches ...
- Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
- willie1170 04/22/2011
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- irs
- A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have...
- willie1170 03/19/2011
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- elevator magic
- An Antartian boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that...
- willie1170 03/19/2011
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- is the coast clear?????????
- You Don't Need to Be a Weatherman... It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The...
- willie1170 03/18/2011
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- drunk
- Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went...
- willie1170 03/18/2011
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- got any toilet paper?
- A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he...
- willie1170 03/18/2011
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- meals on wheels
- THE CAT: One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a...
- willie1170 03/18/2011
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- MY MONEY!
- Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he...
- willie1170 03/18/2011
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- EXPIRATION DATE??????
- A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked, “What are you looking for? He replied, “The...
- willie1170 03/18/2011
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- i cant remember where i live????!!!!!!!!!!!
- An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through...
- willie1170 03/12/2011
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- where is god
- Two brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. The people in the neighborhood started complaining to the parents about the...
- willie1170 03/12/2011
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- million are
- A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in...
- willie1170 03/12/2011
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- artiarn boy
- An Antartian boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that...
- willie1170 03/12/2011
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- tour bus
- A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of...
- willie1170 03/12/2011
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- operator
- “Hello, Operator. You gave me the wrong number.” The young man was quite peeved about it. I’m calling HOpe5567. “There is no such exchange as Rope,”...
- willie1170 03/02/2011
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- kid joke
- “Now, Joseph,” said the teacher to the aggressive youngster, “what do you think your classmates would think of you if you were always kind and...
- willie1170 03/02/2011
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- biology
- A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a...
- willie1170 02/20/2011
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