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- Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex....
- Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? A. She wants to be the first lady.
- arhyer3 05/05/2011
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- Here's Your Sign x2
- Some time before they copied Quizno's and got a toaster oven, I was on my lunch break getting a sandwich from Subway. Nothing fancy, nothing fancy. ...
- deathwish01b 03/07/2011
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- Bill gates Dies
- Bill Gates And God Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al...
- LIQUIDMUSTACH 11/15/2010
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- Best Bill Maher Jokes - 13
- ''Christine O'Donnell hates masturbation, which is ironic because she owes her nomination to a bunch of jackoffs.''
- youssef401 09/25/2010
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- Best Bill Maher Jokes - 12
- ''This man devoted his life to curing homosexuality. And you know, people have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they...
- youssef401 09/25/2010
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- ''How to describe Rand Paul? I mean, he's a doctor. It's as if Sarah Palin somehow made it through medical school.''
- youssef401 09/25/2010
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- ''Being politicians, they all got to sharing their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother's battle with cancer. Harry Reid talked about a...
- youssef401 09/25/2010
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- Best Bill Maher Jokes - 9
- ''Being politicians, they all got to sharing their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother's battle with cancer. Harry Reid talked about a...
- youssef401 09/25/2010
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- Best Bill Maher Jokes - 8
- ''The Olympic Games were fun, but there were some high-profile mistakes, come on. Admit it. Like the terrible decision to let Toyota design the...
- youssef401 09/25/2010
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- Best Bill Maher Jokes - 7
- ''I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.''
- youssef401 09/25/2010
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- Best Bill Maher Jokes - 6
- ''If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards...
- youssef401 09/25/2010
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- Best Bill Maher Jokes - 5
- 'This is not a case of Democrats vs. Republicans. It's sentient beings vs. the Lizard People.''
- youssef401 09/25/2010
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- Best Bill Maher Jokes - 4
- ''Hey birthers, wanna hear my theory? My theory was that Obama was born in America and you were born with the umbilical cord around your neck.''
- youssef401 09/25/2010
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- ''This week we had primaries and they say this is 'The Year of the Woman.' The women dominated. As opposed to the last election cycle, which was 'The...
- youssef401 09/25/2010
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- Best Bill Maher Jokes - 2
- ''The Nobel committee said he won for creating a new climate for international politics. which sounds so much nicer than 'In your face George Bush...
- youssef401 09/25/2010
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- ''The floor of a cave called. It wants its bat sh*t back.''
- youssef401 09/25/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 27
- ''Everyone is talking about Steven Slater, the flight attendant who cursed at a passenger, grabbed two beers, and slid down the escape slide, in what...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- ''After President Obama gave his State of the Union Address, the Republicans gave their rebuttal, during which they pointed out that Obama has...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 25
- ''When our right to masturbate is threatened, that's where I draw the line. What goes on between me in my own bedroom, and car sometimes, is my...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 24
- 'Anti-health care reform protesters outside the Capitol were downright vicious. They yelled the N-word at black legislators, they yelled the F-word...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 23
- ''People see her as a candidate in 2012. Some people have started giving money to her campaign. For instance, she just received a very generous check...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 22
- ''Former Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush traveled to Haiti this week to talk about the country's long-term recovery plan. It was a...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 21
- ''President Obama is asking Americans to drive safely and not consume too much alcohol this Labor Day weekend. Boy, he really is just like Hitler,...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 20
- ''I don't know what exactly Clinton said to North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il, but it worked, because they released them. And I have to say, it was...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- ''I find it strange that Sarah Palin would be shopping a reality show considering the fact that she hasn't shown much interest in reality.''
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 18
- ''The birthers believe that the president was secretly born in Kenya. ... I always thought he was born in a manger in Jerusalem.''
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 17
- ''Former Democratic congressman Eric Massa resigned on Monday amid allegations that he groped male staff workers. Massa claims he was tickling them...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 16
- ''Today, by the way, is our president, President Obama's, one-year anniversary in office. I looked it up. Traditionally on the first anniversary, you...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- ''We need to send a message to Washington. This November, I want everyone who believes in basic human rights to touch themselves in the voting booth....
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- ''Maybe Sarah Palin would be smarter if she had bigger hands.''
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- ''Santa Claus, as you know, has a plan to fly around the world to deliver toys to all the good little boys and girls. Unfortunately, it's being...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 12
- ''The Olympic Games were fun, but there were some high-profile mistakes, come on. Admit it. Like the terrible decision to let Toyota design the...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- ''Big news up in Alaska. Sarah Palin will formally step down as governor on Sunday, leaving us completely unprotected from the Russians.''
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 10
- ''Sarah Palin's book is number one on Amazon.com right now. Stephen King actually has the number two book. Very scary new book called 'Sarah Palin...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- ''John McCain said that there will be no cooperation from Republicans for the rest of the year. So that should be good for the country. What a shame...
- youssef401 09/24/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 8
- ''Terrible news. Oprah Winfrey, our spiritual leader, our mother confessor, our Caribbean Queen — after 25 years, has decided to leave us. Maybe John...
- youssef401 09/23/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 7
- ''A new Harris poll found that 57 percent of Republicans believe President Obama is a Muslim -- 57 percent. 45 percent believe he was not born in the...
- youssef401 09/23/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 6
- ''Sarah Palin's also getting criticized because last week she demanded that Obama's chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, step down because he used the word...
- youssef401 09/23/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 5
- ''Opponents of gay marriage will now appeal to the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco -- good luck there. You'd have better luck with a...
- youssef401 09/23/2010
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