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    • A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the...
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    • Mother of the year
    • A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the...
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    • Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say Congratulations!!! But none of them rub your DICK and...
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    • Head goes to the bar
    • A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is...
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    • -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An elderly woman went to her local doctorís office and asked...
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    • Disasterous Child-Birth!
    • Miss Porter was about to give birth, she had been in labour for atleast 10 hours and the baby was ready to come out. Her midwife insist she stay...
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    • Birth Pain Transfer Machine
    • A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let...
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    • Giving birth
    • Giving birth A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the...
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    • Giving birth
    • A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped...
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    • Two Daughters And A Son
    • A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach....
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    • How Lawyers Are Born?
    • A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was...
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    • first phrase after birth
    • wha is the first phrase a black women says right after she gives birth???? ooooops, shit happens u know!!!!!! ( lmfao jk jk relax...
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    • Daughter
    • The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and damage the status of...
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    • Uncle names twins
    • A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when he crashed his car. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother,...
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    • Giving Birth
    • A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to...
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    • 3 Ladies Having Babies
    • 3 ladies in the Baby Doctor's waiting room 1st one says, I'm going to have a boy because I was on to when we did it 2nd one goes, I'm going to...
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    • Birth Control Pills
    • guy walks in to the drug store and say‚Äôs..i need some birth conrol pills for my 12 year old daughter....the man behind the counter replies man...
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    • An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control...
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    • Second Wife
    • When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The...
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    • What's a birth control pill? The other thing a coed can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
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