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- 100 Nuns, 1 Big Problem
- One day, there was a meeting of a hundred of nuns. They all sat and waited for and announcement. The head nun got the the microphone and said, Last...
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- Doctor, I've broken my leg.
- Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg. Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk properly again.
- CrayonsFTW 08/05/2010
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- Broken Nose
- How do you break a blondes nose without touching her? Wave a penis underneath a glass table...
- Cr4pc4k3s 08/23/2009
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- Worlds best lawyer
- A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge...
- horrorfreak 06/08/2009
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- Jail will do that
- A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He...
- horrorfreak 06/08/2009
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- where do you live?
- It's the middle of January. The coldest one in 50 years (and in Saskatchewan, that's saying something). Two friends are sitting in the bar,...
- horrorfreak 06/07/2009
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- 2 cows
- Two cows in a field enjoying some grass. One says "Moo!" The other says "Damn, I was going to say that."
- horrorfreak 06/07/2009
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- Genie's wish
- A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be careful...
- wickedbaja223 12/17/2008
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- Broken Penis
- A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?" "Well, doc, I live in a...
- jrez2193 11/30/2008
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- Animal Crackers joke
- I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it “Do not eat if seal is broken.” So I opened up the box, and sure enough… (Brian Kiley)
- oLux 07/25/2008
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- Ultimate Embarrassment
- What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose
- djohn23 07/09/2008
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- Aunt Mildred
- Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/08/2008
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- testicle therapist
- Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched In horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of Men playing the next hole. The...
- plattman92 06/26/2008
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- 10 inch Pianist
- A man walks into a bar with a backpack. He unzips the pack and takes out a mini piano. He then takes out a 10 inch man. The man begins to play the...
- Weber 06/16/2008
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- reflection
- yo mamma is so stupid she saw her self in a mirror and tried fighting herself and got a broken mirror and bloody hand
- Rggburry2500 06/11/2008
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- Broken Escalater
- There was a blonde. She went to the mall. She was on the escalator when suddenly, it stopped. All of the people started walking down or up, but...
- sarah_kennady 06/02/2008
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- Broken Jew-Nose
- What happens, when a jew has a boner and runs straight against a wall? He breaks his nose.
- TheZep 05/24/2008
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- Animal Crackers
- A mother and her young son returned home from the grocery store. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table....
- mortgagemescott 03/04/2008
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