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- The Shit Joke
- Here I lie broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted
- Upoutdat 05/09/2012
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- VooDoo dick
- A very successful business man prepares for a trip, but then realises that he needs something that will guarantee his wife will not cheat on him. so...
- midgetsarerare 02/23/2012
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- TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN
- I have a friend who's a vegan. That's good for him, but he's always trying to push his vegan propaganda on me. He'd be like, 'Shane, you should try...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- Drunk Girl
- This drunk girl, she came up to me, started hitting on me. At one point she actually started talking dirty to me, but I'm not real good with women. I...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- How does bob marley like his doughnuts?
- ..... With Jam in
- Voidxstallion 10/19/2011
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- Short compilation of stupid but funny jokes.
- Why did the retard cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken. Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. A man goes to the...
- Voidxstallion 10/11/2011
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- From A Mother With Love
- Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read...
- wyattearp 12/10/2010
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- REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY RASCIST JOKE
- Q: What do u see behind a black guy carrying a stolen tv? A: his son holding the stolen DVD player
- clint620 08/19/2010
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- Chuck Norris
- When Chuck Norris wants a salad he eats a vegetarian.
- setht 02/06/2010
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- NEVERLAND REUNION
- BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! Today They are going to shoot Michael Jackson out of a Canon to NEVERLAND!!!!
- NUTSANDGUTS 07/07/2009
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- i read this in a magazine-
- a mexican american walked out onto his farm and saw a man drinking from one of his ponds. the farmer screamed out in spanish, since it was his first...
- kennykiller 03/02/2009
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- To Shave or not To Shave
- A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh, Michael, I like your beard, but I would...
- ADLife 02/20/2009
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- White Duck
- What would you call a white duck? A Quacker!
- Adowel123 01/28/2009
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- Kurt the Stock Boy and Brenda the Checkout Girl
- KURTIS THE STOCK BOY AND BRENDA THE CHECKOUT GIRL In a supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy, was busily working when a new voice came over the loud...
- shiffman01 01/27/2009
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- Camping Joker
- If you woke up and found a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone? If yes then please comment, and go to next joke. If no then... Would...
- AWSmith 12/07/2008
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- Darkness Calling
- Darkness called... but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tryed to *69 darkness, but I got his machine. I yelled, "PICK UP THE PHONE,...
- AsdfgBird 11/30/2008
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- Bad joke - but it made me laugh
- There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting...
- Ragoy 11/08/2008
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- Classic bad taste Woman joke
- What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already.
- Falthor 11/07/2008
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- Two Old Men
- There are two older men sitting at a dock, one autumns morning. The first guy, Norman, says to the other man, Steve, " hey, i bet you my wang...
- wadageek 10/12/2008
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- Husband Beater.
- A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with the...
- Adiosk83r 08/22/2008
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- stampede!!
- How do you start a jew stampede? throw a pennie down the street How do you start a mexican stampede? drive your pick up truck through a...
- crayzykyle 08/20/2008
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- not what you think
- A boy came home from school one day and said to his mom, " Guess what happened to me at school today. I had sex with my teacher!" His mom...
- PhilboFagons 08/10/2008
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- Chuck norris
- Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.
- funkyraplama 06/11/2008
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- Farting Diagnoses
- Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods,...
- AFran226 06/05/2008
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- Blonde Rage
- A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the...
- BiGuy 05/05/2008
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- condom buyer
- every day a store clerk sees a creepy guy buy a condom and laugh so he waited to see the next day and sure enough he bought a condom so the next day...
- fearthenet 04/03/2008
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- Lifeless dog
- A guy brings in a clearly lifeless dog into the vet. The vet says, there is nothing i can do for this dog, he is clearly dead. The guy refused...
- raptorclaire 03/27/2008
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- three butt fruits
- Two men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and said, "I will give both of you the chance to live, and...
- volcomelement34 01/20/2008
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- Dz Nutz
- Come taste 'em.
- M_Tuiasosopo 01/15/2008
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- Dz Nutz
- Come taste 'em.
- M_Tuiasosopo 01/15/2008
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