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    • True Story
    • "Ring!" "Ring!" Hello. "Hey Ryan it's Amanda. I think I'm pregnant." You're welcome. "Click!"
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    • The Gay Bar
    • Q: What do you call it when a gay man farts in a bar? A: A booty call
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    • Michael Jackson
    • Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service.
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    • Call in sick
    • Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come...
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    • Ugly Girl
    • Sometimes an ugly woman is like a moped. Yeah don't let your buddies catch you riding one or they will laugh at you.
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    • Job interview in India
    • Mujibar was trying to get a job in India with a large company. Near the end of his interview,, the Personnel Manager says 'Mujibar, you have...
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    • fart
    • Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call.
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    • Jims Birthday
    • It was Jim’s birthday, and he was considered to be an “old man” by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim’s friends decided to...
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    • How many died?
    • The Department of Defense was briefing the President this morning. They told Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's...
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    • New Year's Eve Last Call
    • Another New Year's Eve come and gone, thought the bartender. When he called LAST CALL at the bar, the crowd of drunk patrons finally started...
    • BostonJack 12/31/2008
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    • Names
    • Q: What do call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? A: Ilene Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the...
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    • Whew! That was close...
    • Three women all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the women...
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    • What do you call? Jokes
    • * What do you call a man floating behind a boat? -Bob * What do you call a man hanging on the wall? - Art * What...
    • Ragoy 10/18/2008
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    • Suicide Hotline
    • I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and...
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    • Mental Health Outsourcing
    • I was depressed last night, so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and...
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    • Hotel Sex
    • A man checks into an hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths...
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    • Close Call
    • One day a little boy's dog dies, and he asks his father why the dogs legs are sticking up in the air. Thinking quickly the father replies...
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    • Is It Clear?
    • It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says,...
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    • Excuses for calling in
    • Next time you call in sick to work, tell them you have anal blindness. If they ask what is that? Tell them " I cant see my ass coming into...
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    • funniest joke
    • A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled...
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    • Dead joke
    • A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled...
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    • Daddy's Phone Call
    • Child: "Hello?" Daddy: "Hi honey. It's Daddy. Is Mommy nearby?" Child: "No Daddy. Mommy's upstairs in the...
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    • Lifeline
    • I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and...
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    • Operator Joke
    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
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    • wat do u call
    • wat do u call a man sitting on his computer looking up stupid jokes......i guess you will never know, hahahahahaha jokes on u
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    • Redneck 911 Call
    • A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are...
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