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- True Story
- "Ring!" "Ring!" Hello. "Hey Ryan it's Amanda. I think I'm pregnant." You're welcome. "Click!"
- JamesForce 04/24/2012
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- The Gay Bar
- Q: What do you call it when a gay man farts in a bar? A: A booty call
- iRaid 07/06/2011
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- Michael Jackson
- Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service.
- armyboyy33 02/18/2011
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- blonde 911
- Why couldn’t the blonde call 911? Because there’s no 11 on the phone.
- sexydude001 12/30/2010
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- what do tou call a guy
- what do tou call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves? rustle (russel)
- eljayeff3 10/30/2010
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- Call in sick
- Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come...
- Frankielike 10/19/2009
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- Ugly Girl
- Sometimes an ugly woman is like a moped. Yeah don't let your buddies catch you riding one or they will laugh at you.
- cripplejuice 07/25/2009
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- Job interview in India
- Mujibar was trying to get a job in India with a large company. Near the end of his interview,, the Personnel Manager says 'Mujibar, you have passed...
- Mikemisat 07/20/2009
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- fart
- Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call.
- idontwannakno 05/22/2009
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- Jims Birthday
- It was Jim’s birthday, and he was considered to be an “old man” by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim’s friends decided to give...
- Nuck_4_Life 04/20/2009
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- The difference between Ireland and Italy
- On vacation in Rome, I noticed a marble column in St. Peter's with a golden telephone on it. As a young priest passed by, I asked who...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/08/2009
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- How many died?
- The Department of Defense was briefing the President this morning. They told Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's...
- s0urc3f0ur 03/05/2009
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- New Year's Eve Last Call
- Another New Year's Eve come and gone, thought the bartender. When he called LAST CALL at the bar, the crowd of drunk patrons finally started making...
- BostonJack 12/31/2008
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- Names
- Q: What do call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? A: Ilene Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other? A:...
- saneenough 11/24/2008
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- Whew! That was close...
- Three women all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the women decided...
- Cbax819 10/30/2008
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- What do you call? Jokes
- * What do you call a man floating behind a boat? -Bob * What do you call a man hanging on the wall? - Art * What do...
- Ragoy 10/18/2008
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- Suicide Hotline
- I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked...
- djohn23 10/17/2008
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- Mental Health Outsourcing
- I was depressed last night, so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and...
- miscreant 10/09/2008
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- A call to a suicide prevention line.
- I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if...
- DarthTolkien 10/01/2008
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- Close Call
- One day a little boy's dog dies, and he asks his father why the dogs legs are sticking up in the air. Thinking quickly the father replies "So...
- vegsammich 09/27/2008
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- Is It Clear?
- It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says,...
- Shadeofdespair 09/21/2008
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- Excuses for calling in
- Next time you call in sick to work, tell them you have anal blindness. If they ask what is that? Tell them " I cant see my ass coming into work...
- jennymoore2004 08/20/2008
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- funniest joke
- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back...
- momoz 08/05/2008
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- I Got Lonely On My Business Trip
- I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when...
- ghoul_69 07/22/2008
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- Daddy's Phone Call
- Child: "Hello?" Daddy: "Hi honey. It's Daddy. Is Mommy nearby?" Child: "No Daddy. Mommy's upstairs in the bedroom...
- 1994300ex 06/27/2008
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- Lifeline
- I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and...
- i_know_jack 06/25/2008
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- President Bush and the Call Girl
- ONE DAY MR. BUSH WAS LOOKING FOR A CALL GIRL. IN A LOUNGE, THERE WAS A BLONDE, A BRUNETTE, AND A RED HEAD .TO THE BLONDE; HE SAID "I AM THE...
- i_know_jack 06/20/2008
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- what do you call...
- what do you call a fairy who never takes a bath? Stinkerbell!
- infusino92 06/18/2008
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- Operator Joke
- Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
- L_o_L 05/20/2008
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- wat do u call
- wat do u call a man sitting on his computer looking up stupid jokes......i guess you will never know, hahahahahaha jokes on u
- NIGHT258 03/17/2008
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- Yo mama's booty call
- Yo Mama's so dumb, she shoved a phone up her butt to make a booty-call.
- mortgagemescott 02/26/2008
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- Redneck 911 Call
- A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled...
- Cody4545 02/25/2008
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- what do you call a
- What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms? Matt!
- achilles1313 02/02/2008
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- What do you call a
- What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!
- achilles1313 02/02/2008
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