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    • Hockey joke

    • How come Jesus doesn't play hockey? Because he doesn't like getting nailed to the boards!
    • kreepazoid
      Uploaded 08/30/2011
      • 327 Views
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    • Top joke in Canada

    • When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem,...
    • INTERNETMUNCH
      Uploaded 03/04/2011
      • 1.8k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Canada Dry

    • I was asked once what on earth possessed me to travel to Canada. I told the man that I was sitting in a pub drinking with my friends. Then all of...
    • aesir911
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
      • 1.8k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • where do you live?

    • It's the middle of January. The coldest one in 50 years (and in Saskatchewan, that's saying something). Two friends are sitting in the bar,...
    • horrorfreak
      Uploaded 06/07/2009
      • 2.2k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Canadian Girls

    • Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives...
    • phantom89
      Uploaded 04/24/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

    • Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 04/20/2009
      • 1.9k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Real Questions about Canada

    • Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking....
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 04/07/2009
      • 845 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Italian Tourist

    • One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two pissa toast. She bring...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/08/2009
      • 4.8k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Lame lightbulb jokes

    • How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, if he wants to spend the money How many black people does it take to screw in a...
    • frigoffrick
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • 3 Guys and a Genie

    • A Canadian, an Iraqi and a Jew are walking down the street together. They stumble across a bottle and open it up. Out pops a genie who says since...
    • 3wise
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • that was random

    • Two mooses are flying over canada. One moose has a tomato wedged in his ear. The other moose is surprised by this and asks, "hey why is...
    • lil_louie
      Uploaded 12/16/2008
      • 494 Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • canadians only

    • Q. How do you kill a fox? A. Give him cancer and tell him to run across Canada.
    • milksgonebad
      Uploaded 11/20/2008
      • 272 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Yo mommas so fat....

    • Yo Mommas so fat.......When she tried to run for Parliament...elections Canada said...sorry...u can only run for ONE riding.
    • RedEnsign1986
      Uploaded 10/07/2008
      • 614 Views
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    • Funny Newfie Joke

    • These Newfies are so smart.. We just don't give them enough credit Fred went to a psychiatrist. 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I...
    • iCanHazReconz
      Uploaded 09/18/2008
      • 5.1k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Earthquake in Mexico

    • A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 07/23/2008
      • 2.4k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Three wishes

    • Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texas Gentleman are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie...
    • GoCowboys101
      Uploaded 05/29/2008
      • 427 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Three Wishes

    • Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texas Gentleman are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a...
    • GoCowboys101
      Uploaded 05/29/2008
      • 741 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • NASA Pen

    • When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem,...
    • 1994300ex
      Uploaded 05/24/2008
      • 5.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Don't Lie to Mom

    • John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been...
    • Xlax
      Uploaded 05/21/2008
      • 584 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 3rd grade

    • On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should...
    • Xlax
      Uploaded 05/21/2008
      • 839 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • French and Blacks

    • Q. why does Canada have French people and Americans have black? A. Canada got to pick first
    • showmaster94
      Uploaded 03/05/2008
      • 765 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Canadians

    • How come Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game.
    • boc1500
      Uploaded 02/21/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Nasa's Pens

    • When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem,...
    • Louge
      Uploaded 02/03/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 22 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Canada

    • You know that the Canadians wanted to call their country CND, right? But when they said it, it came as C A N A D A.
    • kayemmkay13
      Uploaded 01/13/2008
      • 483 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Canada and America

    • What's the difference between Canada and America? In Canada, Moosehead is a beer. In America, Moosehead is a felony.
    • boc1500
      Uploaded 12/18/2007
      • 1.4k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Wicked Wish

    • A guy from Quebec and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a lantern when a genie pops out and grants them each one wish. The Quebecer says, "I...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 06/22/2007
      • 53.4k Views
      • 67 Comments
      • 16 Favorites
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