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    • Taking A Shower
    • A woman was taking a shower when suddenly there's a knock on the door. She loudly asked who is it. "We are from the morgue. Your husband had...
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    • Hitch hiking to Heaven.
    • I was driving down the road and saw a hot chick hitch hiking. She was holding a sign that said "Heaven." So, being the good person that...
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    • Obama's Driver
    • Obama was driving around America as part of his campaign. One time, when he was in Arkansas, his driver hit a pig with the limousine. Obama knew...
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    • Documentation
    • Mobsters fall into a police trap. The cops give 'driving too fast' as the reason and follow the standard procedure. "Can you show me your...
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    • Pit Stop Crew Needed
    • F1 team needed a new pit crew. There was a lot of candidates for the job - the German team, the Italian team and even a Polish team. Each team...
    • P00KY 03/23/2010
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    • Russian Road Patrol
    • Soviet Russia. Two officers stop a car. The driver asks, surprised "Was I going too fast?" One of the officers smiles and says...
    • P00KY 03/23/2010
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    • 0-200 in 60 seconds
    • 1 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 3 Chuck Norris does not hunt...
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    • Cadillac DeVille
    • A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next...
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    • No single women
    • Women are like parking lots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapt.
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    • Blonde paint job
    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
    • Punisher7589 02/01/2010
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    • Blonde paint job
    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
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    • Life Altering Accident
    • A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you...
    • matman747 01/25/2010
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    • Because I'm a man
    • Because I'm a Man Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in....
    • guinness13494 01/10/2010
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    • dad hates cats
    • it was midnight when i came home and fucked a girl in her ass.. wouldnt u like a cup of tea said adam sendler? ... .. run away the machine...
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    • A Serious Auto Accident
    • It was a pretty serious auto accident. Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt, his face smashed into the windshield. In a strange twist of...
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    • new car
    • Renault & Ford are in talks about a joint venture to build a new car.There using the Renault CLIO & Ford TAURUS Called CLITAURUS comes...
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    • chicken road
    • Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but the next time he does it, I'm going to freakin' hit him.
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    • Funny Farm
    • A guy in his twenties is drving late at night along a long and deserted winding road when his tire blows out. He opens the trunk only to find he...
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    • flip flop and dildo
    • a rich man and a poor man are talking. the rich man says im gonna get my wife a diamond necklace and a car, so if she dosent like the necklace...
    • LTNegro 10/11/2009
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    • Blonde mileage
    • A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, she tells her brunette girlfriend at the salon...
    • postjordan 09/23/2009
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    • Materialistic Lawyer
    • A lawyer is sitting in his parked BMW when a tow truck crashes into the car. The crash takes car door clean off and the driver speeds away. The...
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    • The Best Engine
    • notable gynecologist once said, "The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is...
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    • Car Payments
    • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
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    • fast fun
    • There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle...
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    • Skunk
    • A man and woman are driving down the road at night, in the rain, when they come across a skunk in the road. The man slows down and says to his...
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    • I forgot to tell you...
    • A young man and women were just finishing up in the man's car , the girl turns to him and says, "Sorry I didn't say this before but, I'm a...
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    • six types of car owners
    • These are the 6 major personality traits of car owners according to a California ad agency. Gearheads - Real car enthusiasts. They enjor...
    • kaitones 07/29/2009
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    • Bumper Stickers
    • Hilarious Bumper Stickers If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard...
    • RedLesPaul 07/26/2009
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    • Political Correctness
    • Subject: Political correctness Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer...
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    • circle blonde
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    • Siamese twins
    • Q: Why did the Siamese twins go to England? A: Because the other one wanted to drive
    • SimpleJack 07/02/2009
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    • Blonde Locked Out Of Car
    • Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first...
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    • fried egg
    • whats the differance between a fried egg? a truck because a car has 4 doors!!
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    • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
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    • one unlucky guy
    • this guy is at a golf club and he is in the locker room. a phone on a bench strats to ring. so he answers it. its a wife. wife: hi...
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