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    • Taking A Shower

    • A woman was taking a shower when suddenly there's a knock on the door. She loudly asked who is it. "We are from the morgue. Your husband had...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 06/06/2010
      • 2.8k Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • Hitch hiking to Heaven.

    • I was driving down the road and saw a hot chick hitch hiking. She was holding a sign that said "Heaven." So, being the good person that...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 05/26/2010
      • 2.2k Views
      • 12 Comments
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    • Obama's Driver

    • Obama was driving around America as part of his campaign. One time, when he was in Arkansas, his driver hit a pig with the limousine. Obama knew...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 04/05/2010
      • 2.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Documentation

    • Mobsters fall into a police trap. The cops give 'driving too fast' as the reason and follow the standard procedure. "Can you show me your...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 04/04/2010
      • 2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Pit Stop Crew Needed

    • F1 team needed a new pit crew. There was a lot of candidates for the job - the German team, the Italian team and even a Polish team. Each team...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/23/2010
      • 1.9k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Russian Road Patrol

    • Soviet Russia. Two officers stop a car. The driver asks, surprised "Was I going too fast?" One of the officers smiles and says...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/23/2010
      • 2.2k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 0-200 in 60 seconds

    • 1 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 3 Chuck Norris does not hunt...
    • ndanick21
      Uploaded 03/16/2010
      • 1.8k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cadillac DeVille

    • A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/15/2010
      • 560 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • No single women

    • Women are like parking lots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapt.
    • Odenson
      Uploaded 02/04/2010
      • 993 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde paint job

    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
    • Punisher7589
      Uploaded 02/01/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde paint job

    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
    • Punisher7589
      Uploaded 02/01/2010
      • 852 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Life Altering Accident

    • A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you...
    • matman747
      Uploaded 01/25/2010
      • 2k Views
      • 14 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Because I'm a man

    • Because I'm a Man Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in....
    • guinness13494
      Uploaded 01/10/2010
      • 1.6k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • dad hates cats

    • it was midnight when i came home and fucked a girl in her ass.. wouldnt u like a cup of tea said adam sendler? ... .. run away the machine...
    • halawlaw
      Uploaded 01/02/2010
      • 897 Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Serious Auto Accident

    • It was a pretty serious auto accident. Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt, his face smashed into the windshield. In a strange twist of...
    • BrandonAR
      Uploaded 11/17/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • new car

    • Renault & Ford are in talks about a joint venture to build a new car.There using the Renault CLIO & Ford TAURUS Called CLITAURUS comes...
    • wally1709
      Uploaded 11/13/2009
      • 895 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • chicken road

    • Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but the next time he does it, I'm going to freakin' hit him.
    • naypah
      Uploaded 11/06/2009
      • 810 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Funny Farm

    • A guy in his twenties is drving late at night along a long and deserted winding road when his tire blows out. He opens the trunk only to find he...
    • thedeacon
      Uploaded 10/14/2009
      • 2.4k Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • flip flop and dildo

    • a rich man and a poor man are talking. the rich man says im gonna get my wife a diamond necklace and a car, so if she dosent like the necklace...
    • LTNegro
      Uploaded 10/11/2009
      • 2.4k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde mileage

    • A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, she tells her brunette girlfriend at the salon...
    • postjordan
      Uploaded 09/23/2009
      • 1.4k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Materialistic Lawyer

    • A lawyer is sitting in his parked BMW when a tow truck crashes into the car. The crash takes car door clean off and the driver speeds away. The...
    • guinness13494
      Uploaded 09/12/2009
      • 861 Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Best Engine

    • notable gynecologist once said, "The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is...
    • Dawnthief
      Uploaded 09/03/2009
      • 16.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Car Payments

    • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
    • CrazyDoc
      Uploaded 08/26/2009
      • 1.4k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • fast fun

    • There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle...
    • kaitones
      Uploaded 08/20/2009
      • 749 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Skunk

    • A man and woman are driving down the road at night, in the rain, when they come across a skunk in the road. The man slows down and says to his...
    • frigoffrick
      Uploaded 08/10/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • I forgot to tell you...

    • A young man and women were just finishing up in the man's car , the girl turns to him and says, "Sorry I didn't say this before but, I'm a...
    • heeyoh386
      Uploaded 07/30/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • six types of car owners

    • These are the 6 major personality traits of car owners according to a California ad agency. Gearheads - Real car enthusiasts. They enjor...
    • kaitones
      Uploaded 07/29/2009
      • 2.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bumper Stickers

    • Hilarious Bumper Stickers If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard...
    • RedLesPaul
      Uploaded 07/26/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Political Correctness

    • Subject: Political correctness Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer...
    • RedLesPaul
      Uploaded 07/15/2009
      • 773 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • circle blonde

    • A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously...
    • popdaddy123
      Uploaded 07/08/2009
      • 998 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Siamese twins

    • Q: Why did the Siamese twins go to England? A: Because the other one wanted to drive
    • SimpleJack
      Uploaded 07/02/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde Locked Out Of Car

    • Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first...
    • djbice316
      Uploaded 07/01/2009
      • 633 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • fried egg

    • whats the differance between a fried egg? a truck because a car has 4 doors!!
    • CuntPunter
      Uploaded 06/24/2009
      • 941 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Tractor's not paid for yet.

    • One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 06/22/2009
      • 392 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
    • somasuku
      Uploaded 06/20/2009
      • 365 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • one unlucky guy

    • this guy is at a golf club and he is in the locker room. a phone on a bench strats to ring. so he answers it. its a wife. wife: hi...
    • longrider238
      Uploaded 06/19/2009
      • 560 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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