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    • There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's liscense....
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    • Leroy is going to hell
    • Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His Mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said,...
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    • Stooling and Stalling
    • A big fat Polish lady pushes her car into a gas station. She says to the mechanic, "It copped out." The mechanic lifts up the hood,...
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    • Grandma Loves Jesus
    • Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Mike, The other day I went up to our local...
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    • Car Acronyms
    • BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap,...
    • idontwannakno 05/17/2009
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    • Blonde abd brunette.
    • A blonde and a brunette were talking, and the blonde was very stressed. The brunette asked her what was the matter. The blonde proceeded to tell...
    • rondetto 05/16/2009
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    • Bar Drinks
    • so this dude goes into a bar, goes yeh give me your cheapest drink. so he gets the cheapest, he goes outside and drinks some, he pass's out on...
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    • Blonde Car Accident
    • One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of...
    • sunborg10 05/09/2009
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    • The haircut
    • A young boy had just received his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a...
    • DarthTolkien 05/07/2009
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    • honk if you love Jesus
    • The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back...
    • idontwannakno 05/01/2009
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    • Blind date
    • Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she...
    • Resevior69 03/26/2009
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    • The Circle
    • A blond had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. The truck driver motioned for...
    • milestyles55 03/24/2009
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    • Dumb Blonde
    • Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first...
    • LookItsThatGirl 03/22/2009
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    • Redneck Cop
    • There is a Redneck Cop sleeping in his cruiser one night. All of a sudden he is awakened by a loud crash. The cop gets out of his car and...
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    • cars
    • wich wheel is the most un-used (spelling) wheel in a right curve (spelling) the reserve wheel! xD
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    • The perfect Husband
    • Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins...
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    • car keys
    • Agirl wants to go to a party but need to ask her dad for the keys so she goes up to him and says can i have the keys to the car to got to a party...
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    • Gotta Love a Good Nurse
    • A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well....
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    • Shopping At Its Worst
    • A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the...
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    • Marriage in heaven
    • On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside...
    • jinky1888 02/07/2009
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    • Tiger Woods and Ford
    • On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote out port. The pump attendant, obviously...
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    • The Ventriloquist
    • A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found a farmer who would let him use his phone....
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    • Falling off the Wagon
    • Late one Saturday night, after a long and difficult day of visiting hospitals, nursing homes and elderly members of the congregation, a Southern...
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    • Can I borrow the car
    • An 18-year old girl comes up to her dad. "Daddy, the prom's tonight, and I promised my date I'd pick him up. Is it okay if I borrow the car...
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    • Jesus Walked
    • A teenage boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said...
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    • asian joke
    • How do you know if an asian robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later theyre still trying to back...
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    • how to fix a car
    • A blonde was driving home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a bad hail storm. The hailstones were the size of golf...
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    • Accident
    • There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of...
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    • Car Acronyms
    • ACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AMC All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A...
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    • Penguins and Icecream
    • Markus the penguin was driving his 69' Impala down a hot Florida interstate, when all of a sudden he starts to notice smoke coming from the...
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    • Car accident
    • I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under...
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    • silly newfie
    • An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Newfie are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. So they have to get out. The Englishman...
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    • Cars Men
    • A guy spots a beautiful girl at a bar, so he asks her for her name. "Carmen", she replies. "Thats a nice name!", he sais....
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    • Fender Bender
    • I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under...
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