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    • The Monks
    • A man was driving down the road one rainy day when his car suddenly broke down in front of a small monastery. To escape the rain he walked up to...
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    • Dwarf Car
    • I was on my way to work when suddenly I rear ended a car the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and...
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    • DUI TEXAS STYLE
    • > Only a > person in > Texas could > think of this. > > From the > county where drunk driving is > considered a sport, comes this true story....
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    • Car Trouble
    • WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's...
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    • Keys Locked in
    • Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.
    • man1of1steel 12/12/2008
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    • Stolen car
    • A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop sees him and approaches him and asks,’Can I help...
    • aimeelee143 12/08/2008
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    • The S Car
    • A man painted the letter "S" on top of his car. As he drove down the street, his buddies would perch on building tops and laugh and...
    • polishedbullet 12/07/2008
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    • Bob's in trouble
    • sBob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
    • man1of1steel 12/02/2008
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    • An Irish Ghost Story
    • This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. John Bradford, a Dublin...
    • milestyles55 12/02/2008
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    • Car Wreck
    • When I die, I want to go peacfully like my grandfather did, in his sleep......not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
    • ADLife 11/28/2008
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    • polish terrorist
    • There was a polish guy who wanted to be a terrorist. The group told him he had to prove himself worthy first. They sent him out to blow up a car...
    • mg762x39 11/24/2008
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    • The Perfect joke
    • One day at a perfect party, a perfect man meets a perfect woman. They start to date, and after 2 perfect years they have the perfect wedding...
    • jinky1888 11/23/2008
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    • Parking Cop
    • I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
    • lorddread 11/20/2008
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    • Car Trouble
    • What do you call 3 white people pushing a car down the street? White Power. What do you call 3 Hispanic people pushing a car down the street?...
    • cmurphy0923 11/17/2008
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    • Not a good date
    • A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has...
    • brokensticks 11/15/2008
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    • Blonde car
    • A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She...
    • Thug_life 11/12/2008
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    • Selling a Car
    • A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She...
    • LittleRedClone 11/10/2008
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    • Bad Preist
    • a small boy is standing on the edge of a cliff crying. a priest approaches and says, "why are u crying my child?" The boy says...
    • Falthor 11/07/2008
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    • Trouble selling a car
    • A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day,...
    • mentosbob12 11/05/2008
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    • A blonde and her blinker
    • This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head...
    • SexMeDollface 11/05/2008
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    • Slow Driving Habits
    • A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had...
    • smbrynien 11/04/2008
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    • Bee Pee
    • A car is driving down the road. He realizes that the gas gage is dangerously low and he is in the middle of nowhere on an empty road. After a...
    • huntercates 10/30/2008
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    • Stolen Car
    • After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report....
    • djohn23 10/27/2008
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    • Penguin on Vacation
    • A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out...
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    • Ice Cream
    • A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out...
    • mjp124 10/13/2008
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    • Dwarf
    • I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how...
    • mjp124 10/13/2008
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    • before a gig
    • The Lead singer and lead guitar player of a new band is standing backstage for a huge gig. It is about 30 minutes before the gig starts, and the...
    • MajorTom 10/11/2008
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    • Drunk vs Stoner
    • Q: What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A: A drunk runs a stop sign while a stoner waits for it to turn green.
    • re4manonline 10/10/2008
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    • Car Accident
    • A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are...
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