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    • The Monks

    • A man was driving down the road one rainy day when his car suddenly broke down in front of a small monastery. To escape the rain he walked up to...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 12/31/2008
      • 251 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dwarf Car

    • I was on my way to work when suddenly I rear ended a car the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and...
    • theo2
      Uploaded 12/31/2008
      • 2.5k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • DUI TEXAS STYLE

    • > Only a > person in > Texas could > think of this. > > From the > county where drunk driving is > considered a sport, comes this true story....
    • swifttallon
      Uploaded 12/29/2008
      • 445 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Car Trouble

    • WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's...
    • fergz
      Uploaded 12/29/2008
      • 435 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A snail buys a fast new car

    • There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference....
    • solidsnake4545
      Uploaded 12/18/2008
      • 480 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Keys Locked in

    • Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/12/2008
      • 264 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stolen car

    • A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop sees him and approaches him and asks,’Can I help...
    • aimeelee143
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 412 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The S Car

    • A man painted the letter "S" on top of his car. As he drove down the street, his buddies would perch on building tops and laugh and...
    • polishedbullet
      Uploaded 12/07/2008
      • 398 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bob's in trouble

    • sBob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/02/2008
      • 416 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • An Irish Ghost Story

    • This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. John Bradford, a Dublin...
    • milestyles55
      Uploaded 12/02/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 12 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Car Wreck

    • When I die, I want to go peacfully like my grandfather did, in his sleep......not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 11/28/2008
      • 609 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • polish terrorist

    • There was a polish guy who wanted to be a terrorist. The group told him he had to prove himself worthy first. They sent him out to blow up a car...
    • mg762x39
      Uploaded 11/24/2008
      • 6.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Perfect joke

    • One day at a perfect party, a perfect man meets a perfect woman. They start to date, and after 2 perfect years they have the perfect wedding...
    • jinky1888
      Uploaded 11/23/2008
      • 857 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Parking Cop

    • I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 11/20/2008
      • 779 Views
      • 13 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Car Trouble

    • What do you call 3 white people pushing a car down the street? White Power. What do you call 3 Hispanic people pushing a car down the street?...
    • cmurphy0923
      Uploaded 11/17/2008
      • 707 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Not a good date

    • A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has...
    • brokensticks
      Uploaded 11/15/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 14 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde car

    • A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She...
    • Thug_life
      Uploaded 11/12/2008
      • 900 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Selling a Car

    • A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She...
    • LittleRedClone
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 277 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bad Preist

    • a small boy is standing on the edge of a cliff crying. a priest approaches and says, "why are u crying my child?" The boy says...
    • Falthor
      Uploaded 11/07/2008
      • 672 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Trouble selling a car

    • A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day,...
    • mentosbob12
      Uploaded 11/05/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • A blonde and her blinker

    • This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head...
    • SexMeDollface
      Uploaded 11/05/2008
      • 372 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Slow Driving Habits

    • A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had...
    • smbrynien
      Uploaded 11/04/2008
      • 594 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bee Pee

    • A car is driving down the road. He realizes that the gas gage is dangerously low and he is in the middle of nowhere on an empty road. After a...
    • huntercates
      Uploaded 10/30/2008
      • 5.1k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stolen Car

    • After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report....
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
      • 793 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Grandpa's Death

    • I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
    • BensCrazyVideos
      Uploaded 10/24/2008
      • 788 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Penguin on Vacation

    • A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out...
    • stephenpierce15
      Uploaded 10/23/2008
      • 759 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Nun and The Cab Driver

    • A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him...
    • scrubrat90312
      Uploaded 10/22/2008
      • 684 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ice Cream

    • A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Dwarf

    • I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 699 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • before a gig

    • The Lead singer and lead guitar player of a new band is standing backstage for a huge gig. It is about 30 minutes before the gig starts, and the...
    • MajorTom
      Uploaded 10/11/2008
      • 616 Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunk vs Stoner

    • Q: What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A: A drunk runs a stop sign while a stoner waits for it to turn green.
    • re4manonline
      Uploaded 10/10/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Car Accident

    • A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are...
    • midnite492
      Uploaded 10/03/2008
      • 646 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Differences Between Men and Women

    • NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they...
    • Monkhouse
      Uploaded 09/22/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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