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- Picking The Easier Path
- A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He opened it and a genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said,...
- Shadeofdespair 09/16/2008
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- Unmotivated Horse
- An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He...
- Shadeofdespair 09/16/2008
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- Now What?
- A 911 operator received a phone call from a hysterical man who shouted "My friend is dead! He was hit by a car and his body flipped in the air...
- Shadeofdespair 09/10/2008
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- Blonde locked out of her car
- Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde...
- adc58 09/07/2008
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- Difference Between a Dog and a Mexican
- What's the difference between a dog lying in the street and a Mexican lying in the street? There's tire tracks before the dog.
- TheTrainofPain 09/04/2008
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- Car of Penguins
- A man was driving along the side of the road with a car full of penguins, when a cop suddenly appeared in his rear-view mirror. The cop walked up to...
- heyyyfalcooone 08/29/2008
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- Backseat of the car
- A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There...
- mynameisnobody 08/29/2008
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- lawyer and a dog
- q. whats the difference between a dead lawyer on the road and a dead dog on the road? A. there is skidmarks in front of the dogs...
- volcomelement34 08/16/2008
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- You're a loser when...
- You know you're a loser when your girlfriend wants to have sex in the backseat and she wants you to drive.
- i_know_jack 08/15/2008
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- Accident Reports
- I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small...
- ghoul_69 08/15/2008
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- 0-200 in 6 seconds
- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- hawker30 08/13/2008
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- young student from austen
- There was a young student from Boston, Who drove around in an Austen. There was room for his ass and a gallon of gas. But his balls hung out and...
- blehmaster 08/12/2008
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- Being Considerate
- My wife is planning on divorcing me on the grounds I'm not considerate enough! Apparently I should open doors for her. OK in my defense I...
- Jimmymgs 08/11/2008
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- blonde car accident
- A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was...
- JACKALEENA 08/09/2008
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- Water in the carburettor
- WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's...
- McJugga 08/06/2008
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- Yo mama fat joke
- Yo mama so fat, when a car hit her she said "Who threw that piece of paper".
- yanksfan202 08/04/2008
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- The Priest and The Wine Bottle
- A priest is driving home. A police officer behind the priest notices that he is swerving a little bit, so he pulls him over. "Sir", the...
- Drumsjock18 08/04/2008
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- How the fight started
- I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how...
- voltrondude 07/30/2008
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- BLIND HOOKER
- A guy was driving down the road in his car. A prostitute walks out in front of him. He smacks her with the bumper of his car and knocks her down. He...
- BIC1559 07/30/2008
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- So This Cop Was Writing A Parking Ticket
- I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
- busdriverwillie 07/26/2008
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- Mosquito
- What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? It's ass.
- Disturbed01 07/21/2008
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- Blonde car
- A blonde was driving up the road, and noticed she was low on gas, so she stopped at a gas station. She got out of the car and then realized she...
- RCJC 07/17/2008
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- Indian Help
- An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered...
- fiveonefiveoh 07/16/2008
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- Mexican word of the day Bishop
- Man that Christina is such a bother! Her car broke down and now I have to pick the bishop!
- cigar_holder 07/16/2008
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- He's gone too far
- This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes...
- ghoul_69 07/16/2008
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- Harlem High School Cheerleading Chant
- - - - Harlem High School Cheerleading Chant - - - Watermelon!! BBQ!! Cadillac Car!! We aren't as dumb as you think we is!
- danfwamm 07/15/2008
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- Top 10 Signs To Buy A New Car
- 10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places. 9. Instead of an air bag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/14/2008
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- Sleeper Car
- A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/14/2008
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- Jewish Sports Car
- What do you get when you mix a Jewish person with a sports car? A car that stops on the dime...then picks it up!
- Vard0n 07/11/2008
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- Uncle names twins
- A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when he crashed his car. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a...
- djohn23 07/09/2008
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- Car Wrecked by Lawyers
- A man runs into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total wreck, covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and blood. He asks his...
- djohn23 07/07/2008
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- Blonde Car Accident
- One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the...
- hax92 07/01/2008
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- blonde speeding
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The...
- creepingkev 06/28/2008
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- Penguin eating ice cream
- A penguin is driving thru Nevada. His car breaks down in a small town off the highway. The Penguin stops in at a body shop. Mechanic " well...
- djohn23 06/23/2008
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- Muddy Road
- A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry...
- ghoul_69 06/22/2008
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- Blond
- A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her...
- markofthebee33 06/13/2008
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