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    • Picking The Easier Path

    • A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He opened it and a genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said,...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/16/2008
      • 625 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Unmotivated Horse

    • An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/16/2008
      • 911 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Now What?

    • A 911 operator received a phone call from a hysterical man who shouted "My friend is dead! He was hit by a car and his body flipped in the...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/10/2008
      • 790 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde locked out of her car

    • Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first...
    • adc58
      Uploaded 09/07/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • grease

    • How many mexicans does it take to grease a car? only 1 if you hit him right.
    • vampdyer
      Uploaded 09/05/2008
      • 2.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Car of Penguins

    • A man was driving along the side of the road with a car full of penguins, when a cop suddenly appeared in his rear-view mirror. The cop walked up...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 08/29/2008
      • 637 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Backseat of the car

    • A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on....
    • mynameisnobody
      Uploaded 08/29/2008
      • 675 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • lawyer and a dog

    • q. whats the difference between a dead lawyer on the road and a dead dog on the road? A. there is skidmarks in front of the dogs...
    • volcomelement34
      Uploaded 08/16/2008
      • 745 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You're a loser when...

    • You know you're a loser when your girlfriend wants to have sex in the backseat and she wants you to drive.
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/15/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 13 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Accident Reports

    • I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 08/15/2008
      • 668 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 0-200 in 6 seconds

    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
    • hawker30
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
      • 444 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • young student from austen

    • There was a young student from Boston, Who drove around in an Austen. There was room for his ass and a gallon of gas. But his balls hung out...
    • blehmaster
      Uploaded 08/12/2008
      • 354 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Being Considerate

    • My wife is planning on divorcing me on the grounds I'm not considerate enough! Apparently I should open doors for her. OK in my defense I...
    • Jimmymgs
      Uploaded 08/11/2008
      • 839 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • blonde car accident

    • A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was...
    • JACKALEENA
      Uploaded 08/09/2008
      • 386 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Water in the carburettor

    • WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's...
    • McJugga
      Uploaded 08/06/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The Priest and The Wine Bottle

    • A priest is driving home. A police officer behind the priest notices that he is swerving a little bit, so he pulls him over. "Sir", the...
    • Drumsjock18
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 4k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Baby Joke

    • What is worse than running over a baby with your car? Getting it out of your tires.
    • Butch2_0
      Uploaded 08/02/2008
      • 330 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • How the fight started

    • I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how...
    • voltrondude
      Uploaded 07/30/2008
      • 612 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • BLIND HOOKER

    • A guy was driving down the road in his car. A prostitute walks out in front of him. He smacks her with the bumper of his car and knocks her down....
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 07/30/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mosquito

    • What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? It's ass.
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 07/21/2008
      • 617 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde car

    • A blonde was driving up the road, and noticed she was low on gas, so she stopped at a gas station. She got out of the car and then realized she...
    • RCJC
      Uploaded 07/17/2008
      • 555 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Indian Help

    • An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and...
    • fiveonefiveoh
      Uploaded 07/16/2008
      • 655 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • He's gone too far

    • This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 07/16/2008
      • 626 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sleeper Car

    • A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/14/2008
      • 572 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jewish Sports Car

    • What do you get when you mix a Jewish person with a sports car? A car that stops on the dime...then picks it up!
    • Vard0n
      Uploaded 07/11/2008
      • 807 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Uncle names twins

    • A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when he crashed his car. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother,...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 07/09/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Car Wrecked by Lawyers

    • A man runs into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total wreck, covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and blood. He asks his...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 07/07/2008
      • 409 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde Car Accident

    • One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of...
    • hax92
      Uploaded 07/01/2008
      • 981 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • blonde speeding

    • A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The...
    • creepingkev
      Uploaded 06/28/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Penguin eating ice cream

    • A penguin is driving thru Nevada. His car breaks down in a small town off the highway. The Penguin stops in at a body shop. Mechanic "...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 06/23/2008
      • 7.6k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Muddy Road

    • A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/22/2008
      • 603 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blond

    • A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her...
    • markofthebee33
      Uploaded 06/13/2008
      • 504 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • BMW

    • two agads are talking, one agad says to the other "i want to sell my toyota for a good price, how can i do this? the other agad says...
    • cake93
      Uploaded 06/08/2008
      • 344 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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