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    • The Three Wishes

    • A credit card company executive, a used car salesman, and a middle-class factory worker come across a lamp while vacationing on a beach. They...
    • sansevieria
      Uploaded 10/06/2011
      • 636 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Credit card thief

    • Did you hear about the guy who's credit cards were stolen? He never reported it stolen because the thief was spending less than his wife....
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 08/19/2011
      • 717 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Report Card Day

    • A kid on his way to school gets out his cell phone and dials 911. 911 Dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency? Kid: I'd like to warn you that...
    • Dezeux
      Uploaded 06/14/2011
      • 903 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • lil johnny report card

    • Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card." Johnny replied, "I don't have it." "Why not?"...
    • lilchub
      Uploaded 07/11/2009
      • 493 Views
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    • card shopping

    • At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked,...
    • idontwannakno
      Uploaded 04/30/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Bleu

    • Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/09/2009
      • 571 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Highchair

    • Q: What's red and sits in a highchair? A: A baby eating razor-blades. Q: What is red, white and green and sits in a corner? A: Same baby 3...
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/09/2009
      • 724 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Bitches

    • How many JAP's does it take to change a light bulb? Five. Four to bitch and one to get her boyfriend to do it.
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/09/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Jock Strap

    • What do you call a homosexual's athletic supporter? A fruit cup.
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/09/2009
      • 2.2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Ants

    • How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew accidently dropped a penny down an ant hill.
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Chips and Dip

    • How do you get 100 dead babies into the trunk of a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos.
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Jewish Wire

    • Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two Jews fighting over a penny.
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 715 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Black Bike

    • Q: Why should you never run over a n*gger on a bike? A: Because it might be your bike.
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Black Sex

    • Q: Why do black men cry during intercourse? A: Because of all the pepper spray.
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Polish Dog

    • Q: How do you know if you’ve been robbed by a Polack? A: Your garbage is empty and your dog is pregnant.
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 904 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mexican Love

    • Q. Why are they using Mexicans instead of laboratory rats In experiments now? A. Mexicans breed faster and you don't get so attached to them.
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Mexican Virgin

    • Q. Why Wasn't Christ Born In Mexico? A. Because They Couldn't Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin.
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 1k Views
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    • Helping the Irish

    • Woman: Help! Help! An Irishman tried to rape me! Police Officer: How do you know he was Irish? Woman: I had to help him.
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 780 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Free Milk

    • A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out. He...
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 941 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Show some respect.

    • This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there, "Look, I'm...
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 850 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • She doesn't give head.

    • Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the...
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 958 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Make a girl moan twice

    • Q:How do you make a little girl scream twice? A: When you are done with her wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
    • snowhawkmike
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 821 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Financial Planning

    • Dan was a single guy living at home with his fater and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune...
    • frost1102
      Uploaded 03/01/2009
      • 2.8k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Osama's Valentine

    • Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 02/13/2009
      • 856 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Why parents drink

    • A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an...
    • sheltonx
      Uploaded 02/05/2009
      • 999 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Report Card

    • A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are...
    • berv
      Uploaded 01/09/2009
      • 850 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Girls night out

    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/02/2008
      • 685 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mommy's Report Card

    • A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother...
    • Lazyboy1688
      Uploaded 11/17/2008
      • 765 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • johnny gets his report card

    • One day little johnny comes home with his report card and says,"Mom, guess what?" "I got a B+ on my report card!" so his mom...
    • Famguyfan
      Uploaded 08/25/2008
      • 548 Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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