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    • The Three Wishes
    • A credit card company executive, a used car salesman, and a middle-class factory worker come across a lamp while vacationing on a beach. They...
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    • Credit card thief
    • Did you hear about the guy who's credit cards were stolen? He never reported it stolen because the thief was spending less than his wife....
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    • Report Card Day
    • A kid on his way to school gets out his cell phone and dials 911. 911 Dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency? Kid: I'd like to warn you that...
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    • lil johnny report card
    • Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card." Johnny replied, "I don't have it." "Why not?"...
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    • card shopping
    • At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked,...
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    • Bleu
    • Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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    • Highchair
    • Q: What's red and sits in a highchair? A: A baby eating razor-blades. Q: What is red, white and green and sits in a corner? A: Same baby 3...
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    • Bitches
    • How many JAP's does it take to change a light bulb? Five. Four to bitch and one to get her boyfriend to do it.
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    • Ants
    • How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew accidently dropped a penny down an ant hill.
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    • Chips and Dip
    • How do you get 100 dead babies into the trunk of a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos.
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    • Black Bike
    • Q: Why should you never run over a n*gger on a bike? A: Because it might be your bike.
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    • Black Sex
    • Q: Why do black men cry during intercourse? A: Because of all the pepper spray.
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    • Polish Dog
    • Q: How do you know if you’ve been robbed by a Polack? A: Your garbage is empty and your dog is pregnant.
    • snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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    • Mexican Love
    • Q. Why are they using Mexicans instead of laboratory rats In experiments now? A. Mexicans breed faster and you don't get so attached to them.
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    • Helping the Irish
    • Woman: Help! Help! An Irishman tried to rape me! Police Officer: How do you know he was Irish? Woman: I had to help him.
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    • Free Milk
    • A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out. He...
    • snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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    • Show some respect.
    • This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there, "Look, I'm...
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    • Financial Planning
    • Dan was a single guy living at home with his fater and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune...
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    • Osama's Valentine
    • Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day...
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    • Why parents drink
    • A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an...
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    • Report Card
    • A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are...
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    • Girls night out
    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
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    • Mommy's Report Card
    • A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother...
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