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- The Three Wishes
- A credit card company executive, a used car salesman, and a middle-class factory worker come across a lamp while vacationing on a beach. They fuss...
- sansevieria 10/06/2011
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- Credit card thief
- Did you hear about the guy who's credit cards were stolen? He never reported it stolen because the thief was spending less than his wife....
- guitarlover 08/19/2011
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- Report Card Day
- A kid on his way to school gets out his cell phone and dials 911. 911 Dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency? Kid: I'd like to warn you that...
- Dezeux 06/14/2011
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- Christmas Card for Osama Bin Laden
- Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Christmas. "Since Christmas is a...
- Frankielike 04/24/2010
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- lil johnny report card
- Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card." Johnny replied, "I don't have it." "Why not?" His...
- lilchub 07/11/2009
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- card shopping
- At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked,...
- idontwannakno 04/30/2009
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- Bleu
- Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.
- snowhawkmike 04/09/2009
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- Highchair
- Q: What's red and sits in a highchair? A: A baby eating razor-blades. Q: What is red, white and green and sits in a corner? A: Same baby 3...
- snowhawkmike 04/09/2009
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- Bitches
- How many JAP's does it take to change a light bulb? Five. Four to bitch and one to get her boyfriend to do it.
- snowhawkmike 04/09/2009
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- Jock Strap
- What do you call a homosexual's athletic supporter? A fruit cup.
- snowhawkmike 04/09/2009
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- Ants
- How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew accidently dropped a penny down an ant hill.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Chips and Dip
- How do you get 100 dead babies into the trunk of a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Jewish Wire
- Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two Jews fighting over a penny.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Anal Intercourse
- Q: What’s long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Black Bike
- Q: Why should you never run over a n*gger on a bike? A: Because it might be your bike.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Ethiopian Blowjob
- Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she'll swallow.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Black Sex
- Q: Why do black men cry during intercourse? A: Because of all the pepper spray.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Intelligent Monkey
- Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican And An Ape. A. A Retarded Ape.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Polish Dog
- Q: How do you know if you’ve been robbed by a Polack? A: Your garbage is empty and your dog is pregnant.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Mexican Love
- Q. Why are they using Mexicans instead of laboratory rats In experiments now? A. Mexicans breed faster and you don't get so attached to them.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Mexican Virgin
- Q. Why Wasn't Christ Born In Mexico? A. Because They Couldn't Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Helping the Irish
- Woman: Help! Help! An Irishman tried to rape me! Police Officer: How do you know he was Irish? Woman: I had to help him.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Free Milk
- A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out. He says,...
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Show some respect.
- This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there, "Look, I'm...
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- She doesn't give head.
- Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the...
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Make a girl moan twice
- Q:How do you make a little girl scream twice? A: When you are done with her wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
- snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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- Financial Planning
- Dan was a single guy living at home with his fater and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when...
- frost1102 03/01/2009
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- Top Ten Hallmark Valentines Rejects
- 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow,...
- Ryan1966 02/13/2009
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- Osama's Valentine
- Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is...
- mortgagemescott 02/13/2009
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- Why parents drink
- A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope,...
- sheltonx 02/05/2009
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- Report Card
- A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are...
- berv 01/09/2009
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- Actual New York City Report Card Comments
- New York City Report Cards These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All...
- Eastside_Dave 01/07/2009
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- Girls night out
- Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home...
- man1of1steel 12/02/2008
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- Mommy's Report Card
- A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother...
- Lazyboy1688 11/17/2008
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- I wish i whould have thought of this
- Good Bye Letter A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an...
- Chatham 10/26/2008
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- johnny gets his report card
- One day little johnny comes home with his report card and says,"Mom, guess what?" "I got a B+ on my report card!" so his mom...
- Famguyfan 08/25/2008
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- Why can't a mexican play Uno?
- Why Can't mexicans play Uno? Because they would steal all the green cards
- kickass_legend 04/27/2008
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