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    • Swingers...
    • My neighbour said to me today:"Dave, how come you have so many cars?""Well," I said "The wife and I have been doing a...
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    • What's the difference..
    • What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man...
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    • old hunter joke
    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
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    • the blonde painter.
    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
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    • Favorite Things?
    • A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello....
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    • Bike Joke
    • Why couldnt the bicycle stand up on its own? It was two tired
    • xhCRhino 02/09/2011
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    • Effective Threat
    • A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a...
    • Marine13 02/08/2011
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    • Please becarful eBaumer's!
    • A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are...
    • kilr33 01/04/2011
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    • Lawyer Joke
    • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,...
    • zKrunchy 10/24/2010
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    • Pit Stop Crew Needed
    • F1 team needed a new pit crew. There was a lot of candidates for the job - the German team, the Italian team and even a Polish team. Each team...
    • P00KY 03/23/2010
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    • Ads posted
    • These classified ads were really put in the paper. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard....
    • roxanna_us 10/22/2009
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    • Only in America
    • Only In America Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the...
    • roxanna_us 10/10/2009
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    • Oogah Boogah.
    • Two guys got caught by a tribe of cannibals in the jungle. the chief of the tribe came to the first guy and he said, "I give you two...
    • davida8575 03/29/2009
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    • A Redneck Love Poem
    • Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun 03/15/2009
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    • Cadillac DeVille
    • A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next...
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    • Cars in Heaven
    • One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy...
    • pappas89 12/21/2008
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    • Blond jokes
    • What is the difference between a blond and most men? A blond has a higher sperm count. Why did the blond put a cigarette up her cunt? She...
    • davida8575 11/17/2008
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    • A dirty confession
    • A guy went to the preacher and said, "Father forgive me, for I have sinned. Last night I slept with a woman to whom I was not...
    • davida8575 11/09/2008
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    • Rabbi and Priests Car
    • A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him...
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    • The State Fair
    • Little Evan was working for the state fair by directing cars to parking spaces. It was a a really busy night at the state fair, and the line for...
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    • Fast Cars Made in Japan
    • There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport....
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    • Wats the diff?
    • What is the difference between a New Mustang and a garbage can full of dead babies? I don't have a New Mustang in my garage.
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    • Mixed Emotions
    • How would you define "Mixed emotions?" It's like seeing your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Porsche
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    • Jewish Blood
    • A rich Indian man was in need of a blood transfusion. He looked everywhere for a donor, with no matches. Finally a Jewish man matched the needed...
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    • Condom and women
    • What do a condom and women have in common? They both spend alot of time in your wallet
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    • cont3 condom slogans
    • 42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle 43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle 44) House your noodle then release your strudel...
    • Xlax 05/21/2008
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    • cont 161 condom slogans
    • 22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake 23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener 24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your...
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    • The cat and the Fish
    • One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish...
    • Xlax 05/21/2008
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