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- My neighbour said to me today:"Dave, how come you have so many cars?""Well," I said "The wife and I have been doing a bit of...
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- What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams...
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- What's the difference between love and herpes?
- Love doesn't last forever.
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- Why don't women wear watches?
- There's a clock on the stove!
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- What did the elephant say to the naked man?
- "How do you breath through something so small?" lolz
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- old hunter joke
- Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- What do you get when you cross...
- What do you get when you cross... ...a snake with a car? ..........a Viper. ...an insect with a car? ..........a Beetle. ...a horse with a...
- scubadude 08/18/2011
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- the blonde painter.
- A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the...
- spiderwebster 07/24/2011
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- Favorite Things?
- A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My...
- WereWaffle 04/22/2011
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- Effective Threat
- A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few...
- Marine13 02/08/2011
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- Please becarful eBaumer's!
- A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol...
- kilr33 01/04/2011
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- Lawyer Joke
- A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm...
- zKrunchy 10/24/2010
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- What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA
- zKrunchy 10/23/2010
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- Do you know where you were going?
- A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde:...
- senorpamedor 10/18/2010
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- Pit Stop Crew Needed
- F1 team needed a new pit crew. There was a lot of candidates for the job - the German team, the Italian team and even a Polish team. Each team had...
- P00KY 03/23/2010
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- An Irish Blonde in a Casino
- AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet...
- mrsirsouth 02/11/2010
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- Ads posted
- These classified ads were really put in the paper. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard....
- roxanna_us 10/22/2009
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- Only in America
- Only In America Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the...
- roxanna_us 10/10/2009
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- Oogah Boogah.
- Two guys got caught by a tribe of cannibals in the jungle. the chief of the tribe came to the first guy and he said, "I give you two choices:...
- davida8575 03/29/2009
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- A Redneck Love Poem
- Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze....
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/15/2009
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- Cadillac DeVille
- A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next...
- thelegendery 02/17/2009
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- A guy driving through Detroit
- A racist man driving through Detroit saw a black man walking down the sidewalk. He could not resist, so he swerved over and hit him. Then he kept...
- davida8575 02/06/2009
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- Cars in Heaven
- One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to...
- pappas89 12/21/2008
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- lil wayne eminem whos better
- eminem or lil wayne? best rapper alive?
- nmemike 12/06/2008
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- Blond jokes
- What is the difference between a blond and most men? A blond has a higher sperm count. Why did the blond put a cigarette up her cunt? She wanted...
- davida8575 11/17/2008
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- A dirty confession
- A guy went to the preacher and said, "Father forgive me, for I have sinned. Last night I slept with a woman to whom I was not married."...
- davida8575 11/09/2008
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- Rabbi and Priests Car
- A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him...
- Ballentine 10/25/2008
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- When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
- silent_leaf 10/15/2008
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- The State Fair
- Little Evan was working for the state fair by directing cars to parking spaces. It was a a really busy night at the state fair, and the line for cars...
- littleevan 08/28/2008
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- lowriders and black people
- why do black people have lowriders so that they can pick cotton going 15 miles per hour
- 94217mp 08/25/2008
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- The Priest and The Wine Bottle
- A priest is driving home. A police officer behind the priest notices that he is swerving a little bit, so he pulls him over. "Sir", the...
- Drumsjock18 08/04/2008
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- Fast Cars Made in Japan
- There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During...
- djohn23 07/17/2008
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- Wats the diff?
- What is the difference between a New Mustang and a garbage can full of dead babies? I don't have a New Mustang in my garage.
- Ottovan22 06/23/2008
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- Mixed Emotions
- How would you define "Mixed emotions?" It's like seeing your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Porsche
- DreaD08 06/13/2008
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- Jewish Blood
- A rich Indian man was in need of a blood transfusion. He looked everywhere for a donor, with no matches. Finally a Jewish man matched the needed...
- jatt_4life 06/08/2008
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- Condom and women
- What do a condom and women have in common? They both spend alot of time in your wallet
- Xlax 05/26/2008
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- cont3 condom slogans
- 42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle 43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle 44) House your noodle then release your strudel 45)...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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- cont 161 condom slogans
- 22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake 23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener 24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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- The cat and the Fish
- One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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