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    • Swingers...

    • My neighbour said to me today:"Dave, how come you have so many cars?""Well," I said "The wife and I have been doing a...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/26/2012
      • 548 Views
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    • What's the difference..

    • What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man...
    • stikman520
      Uploaded 10/08/2011
      • 722 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • old hunter joke

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
    • stikman520
      Uploaded 10/08/2011
      • 323 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • What do you get when you cross...

    • What do you get when you cross... ...a snake with a car? ..........a Viper. ...an insect with a car? ..........a Beetle. ...a horse with a...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 08/18/2011
      • 542 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • the blonde painter.

    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
    • spiderwebster
      Uploaded 07/24/2011
      • 372 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Favorite Things?

    • A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello....
    • WereWaffle
      Uploaded 04/22/2011
      • 887 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bike Joke

    • Why couldnt the bicycle stand up on its own? It was two tired
    • xhCRhino
      Uploaded 02/09/2011
      • 866 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Effective Threat

    • A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a...
    • Marine13
      Uploaded 02/08/2011
      • 1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Please becarful eBaumer's!

    • A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are...
    • kilr33
      Uploaded 01/04/2011
      • 863 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Lawyer Joke

    • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,...
    • zKrunchy
      Uploaded 10/24/2010
      • 605 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • White Joke

    • What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA
    • zKrunchy
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 557 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pit Stop Crew Needed

    • F1 team needed a new pit crew. There was a lot of candidates for the job - the German team, the Italian team and even a Polish team. Each team...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/23/2010
      • 1.9k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • An Irish Blonde in a Casino

    • AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet...
    • mrsirsouth
      Uploaded 02/11/2010
      • 5.6k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ads posted

    • These classified ads were really put in the paper. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard....
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/22/2009
      • 2k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Only in America

    • Only In America Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/10/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 16 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Oogah Boogah.

    • Two guys got caught by a tribe of cannibals in the jungle. the chief of the tribe came to the first guy and he said, "I give you two...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 03/29/2009
      • 4.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Redneck Love Poem

    • Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/15/2009
      • 939 Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cadillac DeVille

    • A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/17/2009
      • 853 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A guy driving through Detroit

    • A racist man driving through Detroit saw a black man walking down the sidewalk. He could not resist, so he swerved over and hit him. Then he...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 02/06/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cars in Heaven

    • One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy...
    • pappas89
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
      • 537 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blond jokes

    • What is the difference between a blond and most men? A blond has a higher sperm count. Why did the blond put a cigarette up her cunt? She...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 11/17/2008
      • 826 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A dirty confession

    • A guy went to the preacher and said, "Father forgive me, for I have sinned. Last night I slept with a woman to whom I was not...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 11/09/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 16 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Rabbi and Priests Car

    • A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him...
    • Ballentine
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
      • 538 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Car Joke

    • When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
    • silent_leaf
      Uploaded 10/15/2008
      • 413 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The State Fair

    • Little Evan was working for the state fair by directing cars to parking spaces. It was a a really busy night at the state fair, and the line for...
    • littleevan
      Uploaded 08/28/2008
      • 3.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Priest and The Wine Bottle

    • A priest is driving home. A police officer behind the priest notices that he is swerving a little bit, so he pulls him over. "Sir", the...
    • Drumsjock18
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 4k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fast Cars Made in Japan

    • There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport....
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 07/17/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wats the diff?

    • What is the difference between a New Mustang and a garbage can full of dead babies? I don't have a New Mustang in my garage.
    • Ottovan22
      Uploaded 06/23/2008
      • 449 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mixed Emotions

    • How would you define "Mixed emotions?" It's like seeing your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Porsche
    • DreaD08
      Uploaded 06/13/2008
      • 951 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jewish Blood

    • A rich Indian man was in need of a blood transfusion. He looked everywhere for a donor, with no matches. Finally a Jewish man matched the needed...
    • jatt_4life
      Uploaded 06/08/2008
      • 2.6k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Condom and women

    • What do a condom and women have in common? They both spend alot of time in your wallet
    • Xlax
      Uploaded 05/26/2008
      • 539 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • cont3 condom slogans

    • 42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle 43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle 44) House your noodle then release your strudel...
    • Xlax
      Uploaded 05/21/2008
      • 496 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • cont 161 condom slogans

    • 22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake 23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener 24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your...
    • Xlax
      Uploaded 05/21/2008
      • 618 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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