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- Technically Stupid
- Q. If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today. what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about today? A. i possess a...
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- Hilarious Story, will 100 MAKE U LAUGH!
- o.k this happen when my friend 3 year old nephew was playing with his toys.. He noticed the cat coughing up a hair ball, when the cat coughed...
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- Blonde Wife
- How do you tell if your wife is blonde? Your fixing your car and you yell "Fuck Me!" then she comes out and yells "Hey! that's my...
- waserd8 10/24/2010
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- Blonde Wife
- How do you tell if your wife is blonde? Your fixing your car and you yell "Fuck Me!" then she comes out and yells "Hey! that's my...
- waserd8 10/24/2010
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- Blonde Wife
- How do you tell if your wife is blonde? Your fixing your car and you yell "Fuck Me!" then she comes out and yells "Hey! that's my...
- waserd8 10/24/2010
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- Number of Blonde Jokes
- Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One. The rest are all true stories.
- waserd8 10/03/2010
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- what did the mouse say the cat?
- You should not eat me... I have aids lol.. I need to copyright these jokes before someone steals them.
- sportsnews 06/17/2010
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- Feline fine?
- * Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. * Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had...
- rondetto 06/28/2009
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- Polar Bears
- Two lesbian Polar Bears walk into a Klondike Bar.
- frigoffrick 05/10/2009
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- Sticky Keys
- Why is it that you have to press Shift five times to turn on "Sticky Keys"? There is a much easier way to do that: Give the comp to Pewee...
- davida8575 04/03/2009
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- Is the Cat Still There?
- A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As...
- diniefofinie 04/01/2009
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- The bear hunter.
- A guy went out bear hunting one day. He saw a bear and shot it. It was a perfect shot in the head. He walked over to retrieve the dead bear and it...
- davida8575 03/29/2009
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- Oogah Boogah.
- Two guys got caught by a tribe of cannibals in the jungle. the chief of the tribe came to the first guy and he said, "I give you two choices:...
- davida8575 03/29/2009
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- Inflatable sex dolls.
- A man went to the sex shop to get an inflatable sex doll. He went to the counter and asked the cashier if he had any good sex dolls. The guy behind...
- davida8575 03/07/2009
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- Wall-Mart
- Why are there no Wall-Marts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets.
- davida8575 02/27/2009
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- A guy driving through Detroit
- A racist man driving through Detroit saw a black man walking down the sidewalk. He could not resist, so he swerved over and hit him. Then he kept...
- davida8575 02/06/2009
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- To All My Drinking buddies
- I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.... Scared the shit out of...
- EasthighRizer 02/05/2009
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- Iraq and hiroshima.
- What do Iraq and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing yet.
- davida8575 01/27/2009
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- Obama and Kennedy.
- What does Obama have in common with Lincoln and JFK? Nothing yet!
- davida8575 01/27/2009
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- Yo mamma
- Yo mamma so old: She invented yo mamma jokes. God said, "Let there be light and she flicked the switch. She so old and fat, She farted...
- davida8575 01/19/2009
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- Yo mamma so White
- Yo mamma so white she think affirmative action is off-brand Viagra. Yo mamma so white she ran naked through the snow, all I saw was nipples. Yo...
- davida8575 01/19/2009
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- Army vehicles
- What do you call an Army truck, inside of which, women wash their pussies? A "Douche and a half"!
- davida8575 01/15/2009
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- Army Blow Jobs
- What do you call a building where women give enlisted men blow jobs? Head quarters.
- davida8575 01/15/2009
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- Rules for Cats Who Have to Run a House
- 1. Introduction The following is a manual of guidelines for the busy cat(s) who will have a house to manage after adopting one or more humans. It...
- solidsnake4545 12/18/2008
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- Cat Light Bulb
- How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb? You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a...
- xTEDx 11/25/2008
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- Too Fat Cats When Do You Know?
- - Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener. - Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair. - Always lands on her spleen. -...
- markaronhalt 11/23/2008
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- Blond jokes
- What is the difference between a blond and most men? A blond has a higher sperm count. Why did the blond put a cigarette up her cunt? She wanted...
- davida8575 11/17/2008
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- Woman jogging
- What's the difference between a sewing machine and a woman jogging? A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
- davida8575 11/16/2008
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- Cats Rules
- BATHROOMS: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare. DOORS: Do not allow any closed doors...
- twcdotcom 11/06/2008
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- The goldfish
- Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely...
- DreaD08 11/06/2008
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- A trip to the gyno.
- A woman went to the gynecologist because her vagina was stinking. The doctor was taking a look inside her coochie and he said, "My god you have...
- davida8575 10/09/2008
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- caught cheating
- A very muscular woman caught her husband cheating on her. So she beat him up and dragged him to the garage. She put his dick in the vice and...
- davida8575 09/24/2008
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- Iraq and Hiroshima
- What do Iraq and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing yet!
- davida8575 09/21/2008
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- Hellen Keller
- On a game show called: To tell the truth, The first person said, "My name is Hellen Keller." Second person, "My name is Hellen...
- davida8575 08/28/2008
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- perpetual motion
- I was wondering the other day... If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side up... then if you strapped a piece of...
- smythers 08/19/2008
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- Blond VS Men
- What is the difference between a blond and most men? A blond has a higher sperm count!
- davida8575 07/31/2008
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- Moral of the story is...
- So there is this fish swimming in its lake and it looks up and see a fly, the fish thinks if that fly drops six inches I'll have lunch There is bear...
- JennyCrab420 07/24/2008
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- The kittie
- Teacher asks "Tim, why is your cat at school today?" Tim says (crying), I heard my daddy tell my mommy "I'm gonna eat that pussy...
- DreaD08 07/19/2008
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- Blond lesbian
- Did you hear about the blond lesbian? She liked men.
- davida8575 07/17/2008
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