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    • Confession
    • A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean...
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    • Deacon's Son
    • The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as...
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    • Little Girl
    • A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave...
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    • Age of Innocence
    • One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names...
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    • late for sunday school
    • A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy...
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    • memories
    • A Minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, church, I am going to say a single word and...
    • dcervenka05 01/22/2009
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    • In church
    • There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any...
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    • The Monks
    • A man was driving down the road one rainy day when his car suddenly broke down in front of a small monastery. To escape the rain he walked up to...
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    • Hymn 365
    • A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the...
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    • Sunday School
    • Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
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    • A sermon.
    • A preacher concludes his service by saying, "Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in preparation for my discourse,...
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    • Sleeping in Church
    • Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and...
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    • Confession
    • The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" The girl...
    • dcervenka05 12/23/2008
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    • Satan in Church
    • One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the...
    • dcervenka05 12/23/2008
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    • Crowded Church
    • The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two...
    • dcervenka05 12/23/2008
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    • My Husbands Scrotum
    • During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express thanks for prayers which had been answered. A lady...
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    • Hunting for Church
    • A young boy arrived to Sunday School class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong....
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    • A Little Help
    • Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman." The...
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    • Sure Cure
    • Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a restaraunt. One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats...
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    • Army of the Lord
    • A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always does, to shake hands. He...
    • xg11 12/15/2008
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    • Sitting in her own pew.
    • An elderly couple are in church. The old woman writes her husband a note saying she just let a silent fart in case he noticed it. He wrote her a...
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    • Mack's tale of woe
    • The sergeant asked a new recruit for his name, to which he replied, "Mack." The sergeant said, "Sorry, I need your full...
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    • The Silent Fart
    • An elderly couple was attending church services . About halfway through, she leaned over and whispered to her husband, 'I just let out a...
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    • Holy Water
    • Three men walk in a church asking to do a confession.The first man tells the priest that he killed a man with a gun.The priest tells him to go...
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    • Quiet in Church
    • A Sunday school teacher was talking to her young pupils about how they should behave in church. "Now," she said, "who can tell...
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    • Overcrowded Church
    • The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two...
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    • better than a flu shot
    • Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And...
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    • Confesssion
    • A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her...
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    • Cheers!!
    • John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize...
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    • Understanding Marriage
    • The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, and bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept...
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    • Twelve Priests
    • Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,...
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    • Sleeping in Church
    • One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband...
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    • Five good leads
    • “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman.” The...
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    • church joke
    • A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if...
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    • Little Johhny
    • A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas...
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    • Confession
    • A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last...
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    • Young Priest's Sermon
    • There was a young priest who was having trouble both writing and delivering his sermons. So he asked his Bishop for help. The wise old Bishop...
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