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    • Confession

    • A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/03/2009
      • 767 Views
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    • Deacon's Son

    • The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
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    • Little Girl

    • A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
      • 268 Views
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    • Age of Innocence

    • One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names...
    • Saxmaniac413
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
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    • late for sunday school

    • A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
      • 264 Views
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    • memories

    • A Minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, church, I am going to say a single word and...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
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    • In church

    • There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • The Monks

    • A man was driving down the road one rainy day when his car suddenly broke down in front of a small monastery. To escape the rain he walked up to...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 12/31/2008
      • 251 Views
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    • Hymn 365

    • A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 12/30/2008
      • 497 Views
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    • Sunday School

    • Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • ericbrock1
      Uploaded 12/30/2008
      • 277 Views
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    • A sermon.

    • A preacher concludes his service by saying, "Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in preparation for my discourse,...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/27/2008
      • 582 Views
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    • Sleeping in Church

    • Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and...
    • pappas89
      Uploaded 12/24/2008
      • 491 Views
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    • Confession

    • The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" The girl...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 12/23/2008
      • 411 Views
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    • Satan in Church

    • One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 12/23/2008
      • 372 Views
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    • Crowded Church

    • The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 12/23/2008
      • 338 Views
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    • My Husbands Scrotum

    • During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express thanks for prayers which had been answered. A lady...
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
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    • Hunting for Church

    • A young boy arrived to Sunday School class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong....
    • aballantyne1
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 528 Views
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    • A Little Help

    • Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman." The...
    • mets519
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
      • 528 Views
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    • Sure Cure

    • Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a restaraunt. One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats...
    • xg11
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 677 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Army of the Lord

    • A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always does, to shake hands. He...
    • xg11
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 494 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Sitting in her own pew.

    • An elderly couple are in church. The old woman writes her husband a note saying she just let a silent fart in case he noticed it. He wrote her a...
    • mg762x39
      Uploaded 12/06/2008
      • 681 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Mack's tale of woe

    • The sergeant asked a new recruit for his name, to which he replied, "Mack." The sergeant said, "Sorry, I need your full...
    • DJBounce
      Uploaded 12/03/2008
      • 719 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • The Silent Fart

    • An elderly couple was attending church services . About halfway through, she leaned over and whispered to her husband, 'I just let out a...
    • lilstutzy
      Uploaded 12/02/2008
      • 2.6k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Holy Water

    • Three men walk in a church asking to do a confession.The first man tells the priest that he killed a man with a gun.The priest tells him to go...
    • bethdang5
      Uploaded 12/01/2008
      • 574 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Quiet in Church

    • A Sunday school teacher was talking to her young pupils about how they should behave in church. "Now," she said, "who can tell...
    • markaronhalt
      Uploaded 11/23/2008
      • 669 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Overcrowded Church

    • The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two...
    • SoaD9888
      Uploaded 11/13/2008
      • 609 Views
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    • better than a flu shot

    • Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And...
    • xxmadmike76
      Uploaded 11/06/2008
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    • Confesssion

    • A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her...
    • smbrynien
      Uploaded 11/04/2008
      • 528 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Cheers!!

    • John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize...
    • Cbax819
      Uploaded 10/28/2008
      • 505 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Understanding Marriage

    • The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, and bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 10/21/2008
      • 594 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Twelve Priests

    • Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,...
    • soccerballz
      Uploaded 10/16/2008
      • 830 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Sleeping in Church

    • One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 813 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Five good leads

    • Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman. The...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 454 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • church joke

    • A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if...
    • bearcatguy
      Uploaded 10/09/2008
      • 686 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Little Johhny

    • A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 09/30/2008
      • 772 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Confession

    • A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 09/30/2008
      • 746 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Young Priest's Sermon

    • There was a young priest who was having trouble both writing and delivering his sermons. So he asked his Bishop for help. The wise old Bishop...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 09/29/2008
      • 1.5k Views
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