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    • Silent Farts in Church

    • There is an old couple sitting in church. The woman turns to her husband and says, I just ripped a silent fart! What should I do? The...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 09/29/2008
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    • Greedy church

    • A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I wanna join this damn church." The astonished...
    • cheapcheat
      Uploaded 09/25/2008
      • 801 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Raising the Dead

    • An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/14/2008
      • 798 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The Army of the Lord

    • A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/26/2008
      • 545 Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Sex on the Sabbath

    • A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/20/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Sunday service "After Dark"

    • One Sunday afternoon a priest and a rabbi decided to have a few drinks together at a local pub. After the two had polished off a few stiff...
    • toast_tea
      Uploaded 08/18/2008
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    • Sunday School

    • Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/10/2008
      • 880 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Church Gossip

    • Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people business. Several members...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/08/2008
      • 664 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Putting it In

    • A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt, "I had an affair...almost." The priest says, "What do you mean...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/08/2008
      • 797 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Church Bells

    • On hearing that her ancient grandpa had just passed away, Kate went to see her 95 year old grandma and comfort her. When Kate asked how her...
    • karbon_v12
      Uploaded 08/06/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Evil Rich Brothers

    • There were two rich brothers who used their money to keep their evil ways from the public eye. They even attended church, and appeared to be good...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/05/2008
      • 681 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • miracle worker

    • An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all...
    • NiggerPants
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 473 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Confessional

    • Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a...
    • NiggerPants
      Uploaded 07/31/2008
      • 967 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • the church gossip

    • Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several...
    • hades92765490
      Uploaded 07/25/2008
      • 564 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Preacher in the KKK

    • A Texas Preacher rose with an angry red face and said, "Someone in this Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan....
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 07/24/2008
      • 732 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • little jhonny in church

    • Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven...
    • The_Confederate
      Uploaded 07/18/2008
      • 644 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Asleep in Church

    • A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a...
    • fiveonefiveoh
      Uploaded 07/16/2008
      • 574 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • I Have To Whisper

    • A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/14/2008
      • 764 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Bar Toast

    • John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 07/09/2008
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    • Church Meeting

    • There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/08/2008
      • 436 Views
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    • Who is God?

    • A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes...
    • wanghanglo897
      Uploaded 07/06/2008
      • 391 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Squirrel Problem

    • Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to...
    • TreeWrapper
      Uploaded 07/06/2008
      • 710 Views
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    • Kids say the damndest things

    • It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl...
    • Tom7997
      Uploaded 07/01/2008
      • 373 Views
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    • Little Mary Goes to Church

    • Little Mary was a very religous little girl so she was running to church so not to be late. She was dressed in a frilly dress with stockings and...
    • gingerkitti
      Uploaded 06/27/2008
      • 609 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Holy Water

    • Q: How do you get holy water? A: You boil the hell out of it.
    • guywithknife
      Uploaded 06/20/2008
      • 401 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • 10 hail marys and a 100 bucks

    • there was a priest on his routine inside the confessional when a woman comes to him and says "forgiveme father for I have sinned, i commited...
    • Kibadanghi
      Uploaded 06/14/2008
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      • 2 Comments
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    • Church Bells

    • On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother...
    • AFran226
      Uploaded 06/05/2008
      • 491 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Enamies

    • Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/04/2008
      • 675 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Sunday Morning

    • Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 328 Views
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    • Father Forgive me

    • A young man goes to confession saying, "Father forgive me, I have sinned with a young woman." The Priest asks, "Was it Mary...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 922 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Drinks for my brothers

    • An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 493 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE

    • With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and...
    • akn220
      Uploaded 05/29/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Modern Morals

    • Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one...
    • TheMadKnight
      Uploaded 05/28/2008
      • 607 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Little Mary

    • Little Mary falls asleep in Sunday school class every Sunday So the teacher gets tired of seeing Mary asleep in class So she asked Mary...
    • 1234hbk5678
      Uploaded 05/27/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Grandpa Died

    • Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old...
    • hatethismap
      Uploaded 05/26/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • Church Bells

    • On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother...
    • mgolden1992
      Uploaded 05/25/2008
      • 367 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • sunday school

    • One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an...
    • dizzle317
      Uploaded 04/07/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Church Plaque

    • One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The...
    • B_Easy
      Uploaded 03/30/2008
      • 956 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Teaching New Priest

    • The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of...
    • kcbigmack
      Uploaded 03/26/2008
      • 503 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Church Memorial

    • One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 03/25/2008
      • 602 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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