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    • Silent Farts in Church
    • There is an old couple sitting in church. The woman turns to her husband and says, “I just ripped a silent fart! What should I do?” The...
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    • Greedy church
    • A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I wanna join this damn church." The astonished...
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    • Raising the Dead
    • An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all...
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    • The Army of the Lord
    • A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my...
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    • Sex on the Sabbath
    • A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his...
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    • Sunday service "After Dark"
    • One Sunday afternoon a priest and a rabbi decided to have a few drinks together at a local pub. After the two had polished off a few stiff...
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    • Sunday School
    • Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy...
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    • Church Gossip
    • Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people business. Several members...
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    • Putting it In
    • A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt, "I had an affair...almost." The priest says, "What do you mean...
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    • Church Bells
    • On hearing that her ancient grandpa had just passed away, Kate went to see her 95 year old grandma and comfort her. When Kate asked how her...
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    • Evil Rich Brothers
    • There were two rich brothers who used their money to keep their evil ways from the public eye. They even attended church, and appeared to be good...
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    • miracle worker
    • An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all...
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    • Confessional
    • Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a...
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    • the church gossip
    • Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several...
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    • Preacher in the KKK
    • A Texas Preacher rose with an angry red face and said, "Someone in this Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan....
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    • little jhonny in church
    • Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven...
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    • Asleep in Church
    • A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a...
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    • I Have To Whisper
    • A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little...
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    • Bar Toast
    • John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top...
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    • Church Meeting
    • There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed...
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    • Who is God?
    • A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes...
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    • Squirrel Problem
    • Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to...
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    • Kids say the damndest things
    • It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl...
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    • Little Mary Goes to Church
    • Little Mary was a very religous little girl so she was running to church so not to be late. She was dressed in a frilly dress with stockings and...
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    • Church Bells
    • On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother...
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    • Enamies
    • Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The...
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    • Sunday Morning
    • Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old...
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    • Father Forgive me
    • A young man goes to confession saying, "Father forgive me, I have sinned with a young woman." The Priest asks, "Was it Mary...
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    • Drinks for my brothers
    • An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in...
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    • SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE
    • With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and...
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    • Modern Morals
    • Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one...
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    • Little Mary
    • Little Mary falls asleep in Sunday school class every Sunday So the teacher gets tired of seeing Mary asleep in class So she asked Mary...
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    • Grandpa Died
    • Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old...
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    • Church Bells
    • On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother...
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    • sunday school
    • One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an...
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    • Church Plaque
    • One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The...
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    • Teaching New Priest
    • The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of...
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    • Church Memorial
    • One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names...
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