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- How I Seize It 99: MOTHER'S DAY
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- How I Seize It 98: BIG BROTHER
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- How I Seize It: German Torture Porn Edition
- Hysterical spooky fun awaits you in Season 4, DB's! This warped clipette is from How I Seize It: Etiquette. It's our homage to MOMENTO. PLEASE VISIT...
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- How I Seize It 97: FASHION
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- How I Seize It 96: WALMART
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- HOW I SEIZE IT - 'SHOW US YOUR TITS!' Promo
- VISIT 'Loretta Jenkins,' the "World's Biggest Bitch" every Friday on HOW I SEIZE IT.
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- How I Seize It 95: BEAUTIFUL AGONY
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- How I Seize It - The Slut Blooper
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- How I Seize It: The Burp Blooper
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- How I Seize It 94: MARIJUANA
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- How I Seize It 93: SEXUAL HARASSMENT
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- How I Seize It 91: EASTER
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- How I Seize It 90: YOGA
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- How I Seize It 89: THE DEAF
- I NO I BEEN A LIDDLE BEHINE PUTTIN MY CLOSE CAPSHUNS ON HERE BUT YALL JESS HOLD TITE IM ONLY WUN GODDAMN PERSON TRYNA GIT FAMUSS ON HERE! YEW NO WHUT...
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- How I Seize It 88: SCHOOL PRAYER
- I thank since there seperashun a church an state an states run skools then that meens no prayer in skools! DUH, DUMBASSES! Pray on yur own time, yew...
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- How I Seize It 87: LES MISERABLES
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- How I Seize It 86: WHITNEY HOUSTON
- Oh law dis wun hit me pritty hard. So much so I reely jess finished a secrit drug binge fur the lass few munfs, but didnt nobody harlee notiss. Heh....
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- How I Seize It 85: RELATIONSHIPS
- Here whut on the table mens We can fuck orwell Iont know what much else is dare? Dont ask me furra date cuz I dont date. Mose yew can hope for is yew...
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- How I Seize It 84: HONEY BOO BOO
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- How I Seize It 83: GANGNAM STYLE
- Now sumwun splain to me what so ennertainin bout dis shit, huh? Maybe dis the age I start gettin too old fur the shit dats cool, is that it? AN what...
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- How I Seize It 82: TAYLOR SWIFT
- Yew herda one hit wonders? Well, Taylor Swiff shooda been a NONE hit wunder! Man wun can only hope she goze the way a Tiffany an Debbie Gibsum. Nex...
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- How I Seize It 81: RAPE
- Deer Roy Akins frum over thar in Misurrah. Sumwun needa shuv a dickshunary strate up yur choklit whizway an relern yew the defanishern a rape! Ima...
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- How I Seize It 80: P.E.T.A.
- No fence ta Betty White cuz I know she sportin a biggun far aminals, but goddamn yall we gots to draw the line somewhars! We gotta have sumthin ta...
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- How I Seize It 79: HUNGER GAMES
- Ever wunce in a wile there come a movee so daggum awful it make yew ponder, I wunner how menny starvin kids coulda got fed wiff this big budgit...
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- How I Seize It 78: SANTA CLAUS
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- How I Seize It 77: VIRGINITY
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- How I Seize It 76: COMPETITIVE EATING
- Ma eyes! Ma eyes! Sick an gross yall, an I aint talking fur wunce accidently catchin a glipse of Mamaw in the shower over yonder. I mean theys jess...
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- How I Seize It 75: FACEBOOK
- Crack, booze, ciggys, nudie cable They all addickive sustances whats contributin to the downgradin of ar sussciety. Now we got this App what turns us...
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- How I Seize It 74: THANKSGIVING
- Orange is a ugly culler an pilgrims was homely folks so why we cellabate this day then? Well, without Ol Whitey massackrin all the RedMens, then...
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- How I Seize It 73: CHICK-FIL-A
- Taint like me boycottin a ressarant what dont serve no likker gonna do a hole hella good, but that aint the pointa bitchin now, is it DBs? Yew got...
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- How I Seize It: Election 2012 Alternate Ending!!!
- This whut happen in the alternite universe if thangs had gone terublee wrong in the luleckshun. Whew, it was juss a dreemmm Like on Dallas. Man I...
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- BOO, MOTHERFUKERS! Yall knowed I got these too spirit biches hauntin my noggin, but tonite, Ima try and resureck fur a talk wiff the bichiest ded...
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- Yall laff but obversly folks needs to be heedin my warnins and premanishurns cause I tole yew zombees is acomin! Stoop fuckin junkees jess roonin...
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