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- A Pros Advice
- A man goes to a golf pro for some advice. "Well, what should I do?" asked the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied,...
- frost1102 05/05/2013
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- Strip Club
- I told Maggie I wanted to go to a strip club. She said this to me, she goes, 'What do you want to go to a strip club for? I'll strip for you.' I was...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- country club
- Three women were changing in the women's locker room of their club when a naked man came in wearing a bag over his head. He ran past them, allowing...
- holden_meown 07/08/2011
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- Word of the day.
- A guy walks up to a girl at a nightclub. He says, "Do you know what the word of the day is?" The girl shakes her head no. She says,...
- steven1smith 04/30/2011
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- Baby seal
- So a baby seal walks into a club.
- pyrowizerd 01/21/2011
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- The mile high club
- Two guys are sitting at a bar talking, one guy says that he has been taking flying lessons and the other guy asks, "how is that going?" and...
- FloppyBallz 01/05/2011
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- Republican Stimulus Plan
- Did you hear about the republican stimulus plan? Its Michael Steele spending RNC donations at a sex club.
- Frankielike 03/31/2010
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- Birthday Present
- A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya...
- aablueangel 11/10/2009
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- What the Fuck is Wrong With Fold Music?!
- One day an idiot found his way into a club. Later, he returned home with a black eye and a broken bone. His wife asked what was wrong....
- gresh8980 11/04/2009
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- Question...
- Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you're driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you!
- gotribe 03/11/2009
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- Picking up women at a night club
- Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very muchand at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where...
- Riley 01/18/2009
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- Joke Old man at the sex club
- An old retired guy's wife dies and he collects a bunch of money from her life insurance. He decides to join an expensive nudism/sex club on a...
- scrapple 12/21/2008
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- Birthday Gift
- A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya...
- M1ghtyM0use 12/19/2008
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- Texas Trooper
- Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy...
- xxyzz 11/23/2008
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- Wife's birthday gift regret
- A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, John! How ya doin’?”...
- cripster 11/22/2008
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- Dave and his Wife
- A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya...
- Disoriented_ 09/09/2008
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- Ten Similarities Between Golf And Using a Public Restroom
- 10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 9. Form a loose grip. 8. Keep your head down. 7. Avoid a quick...
- Drumsjock18 08/10/2008
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- Old Lady Biker Club
- A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over...
- djohn23 07/24/2008
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- Little Red Riding Hood in the club
- One night at a club little red riding hood and the big bad wolf were getting their groove on. After hours of dancing and leading eachother on, they...
- djohn23 07/24/2008
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- A golf club walks into a local bar
- A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf...
- EbaumsKing 07/16/2008
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- A seal visits a local bar
- A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies,...
- EbaumsKing 07/10/2008
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- Girls Night Out
- Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home...
- juii 07/06/2008
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- Things to do at a strip joint
- Tip with bologna. On the jukebox, select unerotic, undanceable music for the strippers to dance to. Ask the strippers if they can make change...
- i_know_jack 06/28/2008
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- Stip Club Excitement
- Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back says, "Oh...
- mortgagemescott 06/05/2008
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- The Penis Disease
- Two terrified men are sitting in a doctors office. Noticing that he is on the verge of a mental breakdown, one man says to the other one "Hey,...
- sidexwalk 06/01/2008
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- Jokes and Quotes about Drugs
- Now MTV does that whole "Rock Against Drugs" shit. Right. Sounds a lot like "Sluts against fucking." -Bob Harris Why did...
- sidexwalk 06/01/2008
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- What's Your Condom Size
- Arnie walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of rubbers. The girl behind the counter asked politely, "What size, sir?" "Gee, I...
- sidexwalk 06/01/2008
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- Famous People's Drinking Quotes
- "A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on." -Joe E. Lewis "An alcoholic is someone you don't like who...
- sidexwalk 06/01/2008
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- Strip club
- Allright, so, these three guys, Joe, Matt, and Ben, go to a strip club. When they get there, they see a sign that sais, "Blow Jobs -...
- Nobunga 05/20/2008
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- Queen of Tarts
- A woman's like a pack of cards. You need a heart to love her. You need a diamond to win her. You need a club to smash her head in. And a spade to...
- mattqatsi 05/16/2008
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- Dating Tactics
- My friend met a girl online and convinced her to meet him outside a club. She got in his car and as they were driving to a restaurant, he pulled...
- filltime 05/03/2008
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- The Strip Club
- Three guys are sitting together at a strip club. One guy black, the other mexican and a white guy. A stripper begins to give the black guy a lap...
- R2D2 02/17/2008
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- santa pervs
- When Santa Claus went into a VIP room in a strip club, what did Santa say? HO HO HO
- aussieyabo 01/05/2008
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