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    • A Pros Advice
    • A man goes to a golf pro for some advice. "Well, what should I do?" asked the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied,...
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    • Strip Club
    • I told Maggie I wanted to go to a strip club. She said this to me, she goes, 'What do you want to go to a strip club for? I'll strip for you.' I...
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    • country club
    • Three women were changing in the women's locker room of their club when a naked man came in wearing a bag over his head. He ran past them,...
    • holden_meown 07/08/2011
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    • Word of the day.
    • A guy walks up to a girl at a nightclub. He says, "Do you know what the word of the day is?" The girl shakes her head no. She...
    • steven1smith 04/30/2011
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    • Stripper
    • Q: What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper? A: About two weeks.
    • BMMcCarty 02/17/2011
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    • The mile high club
    • Two guys are sitting at a bar talking, one guy says that he has been taking flying lessons and the other guy asks, "how is that going?"...
    • FloppyBallz 01/05/2011
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    • Hard Work
    • Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too...
    • matman747 03/02/2010
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    • Birthday Present
    • A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya...
    • aablueangel 11/10/2009
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    • Dying
    • The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' The...
    • imdave77 03/12/2009
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    • Question...
    • Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you're driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of...
    • gotribe 03/11/2009
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    • Picking up women at a night club
    • Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very muchand at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place,...
    • Riley 01/18/2009
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    • Joke Old man at the sex club
    • An old retired guy's wife dies and he collects a bunch of money from her life insurance. He decides to join an expensive nudism/sex club on a...
    • scrapple 12/21/2008
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    • Birthday Gift
    • A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya...
    • M1ghtyM0use 12/19/2008
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    • Texas Trooper
    • Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy...
    • xxyzz 11/23/2008
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    • Wife's birthday gift regret
    • A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, John! How ya...
    • cripster 11/22/2008
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    • Dave and his Wife
    • A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya...
    • Disoriented_ 09/09/2008
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    • SCREWED
    • A young man was in town looking for a little something from the ladies. A cab driver gave him an address and told him he could find anything he...
    • BIC1559 08/06/2008
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    • Old Lady Biker Club
    • A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all...
    • djohn23 07/24/2008
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    • Girls Night Out
    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
    • juii 07/06/2008
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    • Stip Club Excitement
    • Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back says,...
    • mortgagemescott 06/05/2008
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    • The Penis Disease
    • Two terrified men are sitting in a doctors office. Noticing that he is on the verge of a mental breakdown, one man says to the other one...
    • sidexwalk 06/01/2008
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    • What's Your Condom Size
    • Arnie walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of rubbers. The girl behind the counter asked politely, "What size, sir?" "Gee, I...
    • sidexwalk 06/01/2008
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    • cops....
    • Whats the new Los Angelas Police deck of cards look like? 51 Clubs and 1 spade.
    • mmetz1212 05/22/2008
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    • Strip club
    • Allright, so, these three guys, Joe, Matt, and Ben, go to a strip club. When they get there, they see a sign that sais, "Blow Jobs -...
    • Nobunga 05/20/2008
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    • Queen of Tarts
    • A woman's like a pack of cards. You need a heart to love her. You need a diamond to win her. You need a club to smash her head in. And a spade to...
    • mattqatsi 05/16/2008
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    • Dating Tactics
    • My friend met a girl online and convinced her to meet him outside a club. She got in his car and as they were driving to a restaurant, he pulled...
    • filltime 05/03/2008
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    • The Strip Club
    • Three guys are sitting together at a strip club. One guy black, the other mexican and a white guy. A stripper begins to give the black guy a lap...
    • R2D2 02/17/2008
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    • santa pervs
    • When Santa Claus went into a VIP room in a strip club, what did Santa say? HO HO HO
    • aussieyabo 01/05/2008
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