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    • Caught in the act
    • A man and his wife are getting ready to have sex when their five year old son walks in on them. The dad is about to put on a condom when the son...
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    • Sex Joke
    • Q:What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me im going in hahahahahahaha
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    • Close Call
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    • The Pharmacist!
    • A girl tells her boyfriend that if he’ll have dinner with her parents on Friday night, afterwards she’ll give him her virginity. The boy is...
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    • A Nun and a Condom.
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    • 2 condoms
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    • Drug Store
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    • gay people in a jacuzzi
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    • Swallowed a Condom
    • One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I...
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    • 100 Nuns, 1 Big Problem
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    • weenie taglines
    • Cover your stump before you hump Before you attack her, wrap your whacker Don't be silly, protect your willy When in doubt, shroud...
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    • Waterproof cigarette
    • Two old women waiting at a bus stop and it starts raining. One puts out her cigarette, the other takes a condom out of her pocket and cuts off...
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    • Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Some people wear Superman pajamas....
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    • Who farted
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    • The laughing customer
    • A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey,...
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    • Condom Sizer
    • A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, "What size?" He says, "I don't...
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    • Proper condom use
    • A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week, he would come...
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    • Nuns in a convent
    • The head nun of a convent calls all the nuns together for a meeting with some shocking news... "A man was in the convent last night, we...
    • pauljp 03/22/2009
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    • Sad But True
    • A father and his son go into the drug store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes...
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    • Cigarette Condoms
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    • bbwhite 02/06/2009
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    • Have you ever done that?
    • A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms...
    • Riley 01/17/2009
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    • Full Service Pharmacy
    • I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 years old and went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was a beautiful female...
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    • Condoms
    • President Vladimir Putin called Tony Blair with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried;...
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    • A man walks into a pharmacy
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    • Condom size
    • This man's in the line at the supermarket check out. But when he gets to the register he realizes he's forgotten to pick up his condoms. So he...
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    • Condom Brands
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    • Condom
    • A just-married Chinese couple decided to make love on the wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get...
    • aznwhizkid 12/18/2008
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    • Johnny
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    • Little Johnny
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    • Always Wear A Condom
    • When I was a kid my father sat me down and showed me pictures of why I should wear a condom. The funny thing is they were all pictures of me.
    • LilJay0131 11/13/2008
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    • Condom Slogans set 8
    • 211) Chain the beast before presenting the feast 212) Before you tap it, wrap it 213) Cap your tinkle before you visit the fish wrinkle 214)...
    • italzboi 11/12/2008
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    • Condom Slogans set 7
    • 181) Don't be a fool, wrap your tool 182) if you think shes spunky, cover your monkey! 183) Wrap it before you slap it 184) Conceal your...
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