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    • Mother-in-law love

    • Two men are sitting at a bar when one glances at the TV set and says, "You know, I got a TV just like that for my mother-in-law." The guy next to...
    • badpuppy
      Uploaded 12/22/2012
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    • Bad news vs worse news

    • A doctor says to his patient, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours to live." The...
    • badpuppy
      Uploaded 12/22/2012
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    • Death row Bieber song

    • Two convicts, Muggsy and Bugsy, were about to be executed. The warden says to Muggsy, "Do you have a last request?" The condemned man...
    • badpuppy
      Uploaded 12/22/2012
      • 805 Views
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    • 2 sturdy Irishmen

    • 2 Irishmen named Pete and Pat were discussing death and their ultimate demise one day and Pete says "When I die, can you sprinkle a bottle of...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/12/2012
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    • Beard

    • I used to hate the idea of having a beard, but now it's starting to grow on me.
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/08/2012
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    • Baseball

    • I kept wondering why the basebal kept getting bigger...and then it hit me...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/07/2012
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    • Beyonce encounter

    • So I saw Beyonce at a coffee shop yesterday and she was looking on the ground and all over for something so I asked her what she was looking for....
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/04/2012
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    • Pelican

    • Strange bird the pelican, it's mouth can hold more then it's belly can.
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/04/2012
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    • Bad first date

    • There I was waiting at the bar for more than 15 minutes last night.She finally saw me and said, "What can I get you?"I said, "It's...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/26/2012
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    • Annoying bar staff

    • "What would you like?" says the barman."What would I like?" says Bob. "A bigger house, more money and a more attractive...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/26/2012
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    • State the obvious

    • My family and I were at a friend's house for a barbecue when it started to rain.My son moaned, "The rain is wet."My friend laughed and...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/26/2012
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    • Mad dwarf

    • This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.The driver got out and he was...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/23/2012
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    • heheheh

    • Why was the lawyer studying the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes!
    • nimren
      Uploaded 11/09/2011
      • 173 Views
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    • LION

    • wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer." The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know...
    • nimren
      Uploaded 11/03/2011
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    • frogs and biology

    • Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with...
    • nimren
      Uploaded 11/03/2011
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    • What's the difference..

    • What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man...
    • stikman520
      Uploaded 10/08/2011
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    • old hunter joke

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
    • stikman520
      Uploaded 10/08/2011
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    • Shit, FuckOff and Manners

    • 3 men are walking down the road 1 called shit 1called fuckoff and 1 called manners, shit falls over and manners starts to pick him up fuckoff...
    • Dealingrex
      Uploaded 09/10/2011
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    • Carstianity

    • "Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo." Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-door, who art in Half-ton. I'm speaking...
    • justintid92
      Uploaded 08/03/2011
      • 240 Views
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    • Blonde paint job

    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
    • justintid92
      Uploaded 08/03/2011
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    • 0-200 in 6 seconds

    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
    • justintid92
      Uploaded 08/03/2011
      • 375 Views
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    • tits

    • got to Pornhub.com..................lots there
    • kimjongill911
      Uploaded 07/06/2011
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    • Cool quotes and funny one-liners

    • A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 06/09/2011
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    • Wana get naked?

    • Dan: Hey john, I'm thirsty. Wana get naked? John: Sure, I'm pretty thirsty too. Can we get naked at Seven Eleven? Dan: Nope, I tried to get...
    • steven1smith
      Uploaded 04/29/2011
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    • This is an awesome Blonde joke

    • Person 1: Three blondes walk into a building (wait a moment) Person 2: Well... Person1: Well you would have thought at least one of them saw...
    • snake101493
      Uploaded 04/23/2011
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    • Joke from a long story

    • Hi This is The *errmm* *coughs* FAILBLOO! A *errmm* kid was in school! And prank his friends in a scary screamer its called Kikia They have...
    • rocketlander
      Uploaded 04/10/2011
      • 494 Views
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    • awesome pun

    • I once sent 10 puns to a pun writing contest. Hoping I would win, but no pun in ten did?
    • verscharren
      Uploaded 03/03/2011
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    • Cool quotes and funny one-liners

    • Have no fear of perfection youll never reach it. ~Salvador Dali Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 02/08/2011
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