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    • A blonde walks up to a helicopter pilot at an airshow. He notices her standing there awkwardly. "Can I help you, miss?" "I...
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    • a hospital visit
    • John is paying a visit to his Italian neighbor in the hospital, who just had a very serious traffic accident. He doesn't look like very much: in...
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    • Stop-Sign Crash
    • A man crashed into the stop-sign the other day, and it stopped him dead in his tracks! Joke by: Joseph D. Smith
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    • The World's Smartest Man
    • A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed...
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    • Female Training Seminars
    • 1. Elementary Map Reading 2. Crying and Law Enforcement 3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR 4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less...
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    • How are you feeling?
    • Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In...
    • ImJustAKid 04/25/2011
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    • Car Crash
    • A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was...
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    • Redneck Hunting Spree
    • 2 rednecks went hunting and shot 6 deer. They got a pilot to fly them out of the forest but he said they could only take 4 deer. The rednecks...
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    • NONSENSE!!
    • Peter was bored one day so he walked down to the local library in search of some pickled-snowboards and all he could find was ranch sauce.... so...
    • sterobj 12/10/2010
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    • NEW GREAT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
    • Lance armstrong, the famous bike racer, actually lost every race to chuck norris, but still won every time because Chuck Norris was always...
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    • NEW CHUCK NORRIS JOKE
    • When chuck norris plays rock paper scissors, he wins everytime because he chooses rock, an no one dares to cover his fist with paper... and...
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    • goodyear
    • QUESTION: how long does a goodyear tire last?? ANSWER: a good year
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    • The night out.....
    • Three girlfriends hadnít seen each other for a while so they decided to get together for some drinks. They all got totally wasted and eventually...
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    • A bottle of wine!
    • A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, icy cold night. It's a bad one...both of their cars are totally demolished....
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    • NASA
    • Q. Why does N.A.S.A. drink Sprite? A. Because they cant get 7Up.
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    • gay flight attendant
    • My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks....
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    • Plane ride fairness
    • A plane is running out of fuel. The pilot says to the passengers we have to get our weight down or we will crash. Were going to go...
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    • Potato Prostitute
    • Potato Prostitute Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute... How can you tell which one is the...
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    • Wrong Bitch
    • WRONG BITCH The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next...
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    • Retards Can read.
    • Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at u go!
    • roxanna_us 10/20/2009
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    • Smartest women
    • A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only three parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA...
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    • woman joke
    • As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
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    • three gay couples
    • There were three couples going on a honeymoon together and they were all gay. On the way to their honeymoon destination, the plane crashes and...
    • terrysboo519 08/13/2009
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    • Naming twins
    • A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness,...
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    • plane crash
    • As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
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    • Panties on a plane
    • There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said ' I don't know bout y'al, but I'm gonna...
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    • Stock brokers light-bulb
    • Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it...
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    • Make me feel like a woman!
    • A plane was about to crash - a female passenger jumps frantically and yells, "If I'm going to die, then I want to die feeling like a...
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    • Marriage in heaven
    • On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside...
    • jinky1888 02/07/2009
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    • Worry Free Vacation
    • No Worries Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public...
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    • Top 15 Ways to Improve NASCAR
    • Ways to Improve NASCAR: >Make the race track in the shape of a figure 8 >All drivers must chug a gallon of water right before the...
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    • taxi wreck
    • A man flagges down a taxi and gets in, tells the driver where hes headed and they start off. The man notices that the driver is going the wrong...
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    • Plane Crash
    • Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces:...
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