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- A blonde walks up to a helicopter pilot at an airshow. He notices her standing there awkwardly. "Can I help you, miss?" "I was...
- AlCapwner 06/06/2012
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- Water Crashes
- Q: Why did Water crash? A: Because it was drunk.
- buckjoseph 02/24/2012
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- Girlfriend gets her mind blown
- I pulled out the gnarliest booger out of my nose and my gf said "NASTY! So what are you doing to do with that now?" and I said "Watch...
- smithjd80 02/05/2012
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- a hospital visit
- John is paying a visit to his Italian neighbor in the hospital, who just had a very serious traffic accident. He doesn't look like very much: in...
- itsbriand_bitch 01/14/2012
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- Stop-Sign Crash
- A man crashed into the stop-sign the other day, and it stopped him dead in his tracks! Joke by: Joseph D. Smith
- buckjoseph 11/17/2011
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- The World's Smartest Man
- A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine...
- Chavez1977 09/01/2011
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- Female Training Seminars
- 1. Elementary Map Reading 2. Crying and Law Enforcement 3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR 4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than...
- ciammettic 05/08/2011
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- How are you feeling?
- Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In...
- ImJustAKid 04/25/2011
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- Redneck Hunting Spree
- 2 rednecks went hunting and shot 6 deer. They got a pilot to fly them out of the forest but he said they could only take 4 deer. The rednecks were...
- coolass2 12/23/2010
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- NONSENSE!!
- Peter was bored one day so he walked down to the local library in search of some pickled-snowboards and all he could find was ranch sauce.... so he...
- sterobj 12/10/2010
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- CHUCK NORRIS SLAMMING A DOOR
- Chuck norris can slam a REVOLVING door shut... yes, only chuck norris...
- sterobj 10/30/2010
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- GREAT CHUCK NORRIS JOKE!!! READ THIS!!!
- Chuck norris does not need another car to jump start your car, He just hooks the jumper cables right to his nipples..
- sterobj 10/29/2010
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- NEW GREAT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
- Lance armstrong, the famous bike racer, actually lost every race to chuck norris, but still won every time because Chuck Norris was always...
- sterobj 10/25/2010
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- NEW CHUCK NORRIS JOKE
- When chuck norris plays rock paper scissors, he wins everytime because he chooses rock, an no one dares to cover his fist with paper... and nobody...
- sterobj 10/25/2010
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- NEW michael jackson joke FUNNY AS HELL!!!
- michael jackson goes to the bird store to purchase some new talking birds, he approaches the counter to see that he cashier is one of his big fans,...
- sterobj 09/22/2010
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- what did the goodyear blimp say to the michellin man?
- what did the goodyear blimp say to the michellin man? "Tires dont float?! get that junk off of the bead you scallywag!"
- sterobj 09/22/2010
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- The night out.....
- Three girlfriends hadn’t seen each other for a while so they decided to get together for some drinks. They all got totally wasted and eventually...
- chopsalot 03/26/2010
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- A bottle of wine!
- A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, icy cold night. It's a bad one...both of their cars are totally demolished. Amazingly,...
- lennny01 01/30/2010
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- NASA
- Q. Why does N.A.S.A. drink Sprite? A. Because they cant get 7Up.
- rickythecrazy 12/27/2009
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- gay flight attendant
- My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As...
- 237g 11/05/2009
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- Plane ride fairness
- A plane is running out of fuel. The pilot says to the passengers we have to get our weight down or we will crash. Were going to go alphabetically:...
- mg762x39 11/02/2009
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- Potato Prostitute
- Potato Prostitute Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute... How can you tell which one is the...
- roxanna_us 10/31/2009
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- Wrong Bitch
- WRONG BITCH The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a...
- roxanna_us 10/25/2009
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- Retards Can read.
- Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at u go!
- roxanna_us 10/20/2009
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- Smartest women
- A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only three parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA...
- Frankielike 10/19/2009
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- woman joke
- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
- mobb101 09/21/2009
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- three gay couples
- There were three couples going on a honeymoon together and they were all gay. On the way to their honeymoon destination, the plane crashes and each...
- terrysboo519 08/13/2009
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- Naming twins
- A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he...
- popdaddy123 08/08/2009
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- CANADIAN JOKE ALERT Don't get all pissy, it's a fucking joke!
- An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died...
- Ihazadream 07/10/2009
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- plane crash
- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
- popdaddy123 07/03/2009
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- Panties on a plane
- There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said ' I don't know bout y'al, but I'm gonna wear...
- abbottwar 04/26/2009
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- Stock brokers light-bulb
- Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it...
- adoravi 03/05/2009
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- Make me feel like a woman!
- A plane was about to crash - a female passenger jumps frantically and yells, "If I'm going to die, then I want to die feeling like a...
- tmy1122 02/10/2009
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- Marriage in heaven
- On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly...
- jinky1888 02/07/2009
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- Worry Free Vacation
- No Worries Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address...
- lorddread 01/03/2009
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- antique farm equipment
- WHAT DO YOU CALL 80 YEAR OLD BLACK MEN IN A BARN? Antique farm equipment
- murseh8r 01/03/2009
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- Top 15 Ways to Improve NASCAR
- Ways to Improve NASCAR: >Make the race track in the shape of a figure 8 >All drivers must chug a gallon of water right before the race...
- arav07 12/06/2008
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- taxi wreck
- A man flagges down a taxi and gets in, tells the driver where hes headed and they start off. The man notices that the driver is going the wrong way...
- ebaumer3596 12/01/2008
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