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    • Clever Title

    • A blonde walks up to a helicopter pilot at an airshow. He notices her standing there awkwardly. "Can I help you, miss?" "I...
    • AlCapwner
      Uploaded 06/06/2012
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    • Girlfriend gets her mind blown

    • I pulled out the gnarliest booger out of my nose and my gf said "NASTY! So what are you doing to do with that now?" and I said...
    • smithjd80
      Uploaded 02/05/2012
      • 399 Views
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    • a hospital visit

    • John is paying a visit to his Italian neighbor in the hospital, who just had a very serious traffic accident. He doesn't look like very much: in...
    • itsbriand_bitch
      Uploaded 01/14/2012
      • 234 Views
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    • Stop-Sign Crash

    • A man crashed into the stop-sign the other day, and it stopped him dead in his tracks! Joke by: Joseph D. Smith
    • buckjoseph
      Uploaded 11/17/2011
      • 507 Views
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    • The World's Smartest Man

    • A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed...
    • Chavez1977
      Uploaded 09/01/2011
      • 739 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Female Training Seminars

    • 1. Elementary Map Reading 2. Crying and Law Enforcement 3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR 4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less...
    • ciammettic
      Uploaded 05/08/2011
      • 336 Views
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    • How are you feeling?

    • Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In...
    • ImJustAKid
      Uploaded 04/25/2011
      • 553 Views
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    • Car Crash

    • A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was...
    • rennis12
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 309 Views
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    • Redneck Hunting Spree

    • 2 rednecks went hunting and shot 6 deer. They got a pilot to fly them out of the forest but he said they could only take 4 deer. The rednecks...
    • coolass2
      Uploaded 12/23/2010
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    • NONSENSE!!

    • Peter was bored one day so he walked down to the local library in search of some pickled-snowboards and all he could find was ranch sauce.... so...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 12/10/2010
      • 1.7k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • NEW GREAT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

    • Lance armstrong, the famous bike racer, actually lost every race to chuck norris, but still won every time because Chuck Norris was always...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 10/25/2010
      • 1.8k Views
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    • NEW CHUCK NORRIS JOKE

    • When chuck norris plays rock paper scissors, he wins everytime because he chooses rock, an no one dares to cover his fist with paper... and...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 10/25/2010
      • 1.3k Views
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    • goodyear

    • QUESTION: how long does a goodyear tire last?? ANSWER: a good year
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 09/21/2010
      • 637 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • The night out.....

    • Three girlfriends hadn’t seen each other for a while so they decided to get together for some drinks. They all got totally wasted and eventually...
    • chopsalot
      Uploaded 03/26/2010
      • 1.8k Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • A bottle of wine!

    • A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, icy cold night. It's a bad one...both of their cars are totally demolished....
    • lennny01
      Uploaded 01/30/2010
      • 802 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • NASA

    • Q. Why does N.A.S.A. drink Sprite? A. Because they cant get 7Up.
    • rickythecrazy
      Uploaded 12/27/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • gay flight attendant

    • My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks....
    • 237g
      Uploaded 11/05/2009
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      • 6 Comments
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    • Plane ride fairness

    • A plane is running out of fuel. The pilot says to the passengers we have to get our weight down or we will crash. Were going to go...
    • mg762x39
      Uploaded 11/02/2009
      • 2.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Potato Prostitute

    • Potato Prostitute Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute... How can you tell which one is the...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/31/2009
      • 5.4k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Wrong Bitch

    • WRONG BITCH The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/25/2009
      • 3k Views
      • 10 Comments
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    • Retards Can read.

    • Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at u go!
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/20/2009
      • 4.5k Views
      • 18 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Smartest women

    • A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only three parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 10/19/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • woman joke

    • As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
    • mobb101
      Uploaded 09/21/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • three gay couples

    • There were three couples going on a honeymoon together and they were all gay. On the way to their honeymoon destination, the plane crashes and...
    • terrysboo519
      Uploaded 08/13/2009
      • 3.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Naming twins

    • A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness,...
    • popdaddy123
      Uploaded 08/08/2009
      • 822 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • plane crash

    • As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
    • popdaddy123
      Uploaded 07/03/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Panties on a plane

    • There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said ' I don't know bout y'al, but I'm gonna...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 04/26/2009
      • 2.9k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Stock brokers light-bulb

    • Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it...
    • adoravi
      Uploaded 03/05/2009
      • 982 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Make me feel like a woman!

    • A plane was about to crash - a female passenger jumps frantically and yells, "If I'm going to die, then I want to die feeling like a...
    • tmy1122
      Uploaded 02/10/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Marriage in heaven

    • On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside...
    • jinky1888
      Uploaded 02/07/2009
      • 4.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Worry Free Vacation

    • No Worries Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 01/03/2009
      • 422 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Top 15 Ways to Improve NASCAR

    • Ways to Improve NASCAR: >Make the race track in the shape of a figure 8 >All drivers must chug a gallon of water right before the...
    • arav07
      Uploaded 12/06/2008
      • 493 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • taxi wreck

    • A man flagges down a taxi and gets in, tells the driver where hes headed and they start off. The man notices that the driver is going the wrong...
    • ebaumer3596
      Uploaded 12/01/2008
      • 589 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Plane Crash

    • Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces:...
    • xTEDx
      Uploaded 11/25/2008
      • 639 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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