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- A hard lesson in WW2 sensitivity.
- So a few weeks ago, a friend -we'll call him Bocephus- and I were at our favorite local coffee joint enjoying ourselves. Now I should first start by...
- Jaxson23 02/20/2013
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- List of Mantips
- If you want to save money on buying shampoo, shave your head. Don't eat a spoonful of mashed potatoes then take a shot or gravy, instead, pour the...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Beard
- I used to hate the idea of having a beard, but now it's starting to grow on me.
- nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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- Hungry Clock
- Q: What does a clock do when it's hungry?A: It goes back four seconds
- nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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- Tall black people
- Q: Why are black people taller then everyone else?A: Because their knee grows.
- nustierleonard 05/05/2012
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- Pelican
- Strange bird the pelican, it's mouth can hold more then it's belly can.
- nustierleonard 05/04/2012
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- Bad first date
- There I was waiting at the bar for more than 15 minutes last night.She finally saw me and said, "What can I get you?"I said, "It's...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Saran wrapped
- A guy walks INTO a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- CRAZY EXPRESSIONS
- Expressions are crazy. How about the one, 'What crawled up your ass and died?' That's a strange one; it means a person's in a bad mood or whatever....
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- how i learned to mind my own bizz
- so one day i was walking home past a mental hospital i heard the paients yelling 13 13 13 i wanted to see what was going on so i looked trhough the...
- hotrockmess39 11/08/2011
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- Guess what time it is?
- Guess what time it is? It's time to beat the shit out of you, bitch.
- thenewsboy 09/05/2011
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- Gingers...
- Why do people hate gingers so? well for one their pubes look like they fucked a bag of cheetos.....
- verscharren 07/18/2011
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- Whumo Havo noja
- A couple of old cowboys (Sam and Bubba) were sitting in a bar having a drink (or two or three), doing what most old cowboys do; complaining about the...
- 237g 07/16/2011
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- beat you up
- Some jackass comes up to a big strong man going, "I'm Gonna beat you up!" Then the strong man gives that moron a headlock and the jackass...
- thenewsboy 04/28/2011
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- what happend
- there was a crazy guy on top of a building yelling, IM GOING TO JUMP!!!. then a cop goes to him and says, not, dont do it you got so much to live...
- blandest666 04/21/2011
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- genie in a bottle
- This guy's walking along the beach when he kicks a bottle. Much to his surprise, a genie flies out. "Oh master," it declaims, "your...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/27/2011
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- a mans perfect breakfast
- You’re sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/27/2011
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- Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
- 1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/11/2011
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- kings and happyness
- Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny:...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/11/2011
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- what was bruce lee's favorite drink?
- waataahh
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/10/2011
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- why doesn't a scarecrow eat?
- he is already stuffed
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/07/2011
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- what is green and red and goes 100 mile per hour?
- A FROG IN A BLENDER!!
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/05/2011
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- WHY DOES WAITRESS HAVE TO CALL OUT ORDERS AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE?
- BECAUSE THE COOKS CAN'T READ!!!!
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/05/2011
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- 7 Reasons why people hate Gwyneth Paltrow.
- “I don't really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it's incredibly embarrassing...
- BEERLORD 01/16/2011
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- SPONGEBOB CHUCK NORRIS CAGE FIGHT!
- Why did chuck norris elect Spongebob squarepants as his fight partner for the language arts movie waste basket with no cheese or popcan scrapes. leaf...
- sterobj 01/05/2011
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- can you_ squeeze cheese in bright chinese?.
- This is actually a real method used in china hundreds of years ago for people who are looking for a healthier more exotic way to put thier favorite...
- sterobj 01/04/2011
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- CHUCK NORRIS CHICKEN JOKE!!!
- Why did the chicken cross the road for chuck norris?__________________________________________________________ ... Chuck Norris does not have a...
- sterobj 12/11/2010
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- CHUCK NORRIS!! new REALLY FUNNY!
- **QUESTION: What happened when chuck norris went to sandiego hard rock cafe and the bouncer..... later realized the triangle shaped movie on top of...
- sterobj 12/11/2010
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- Short blonde and the tall blonde!!
- **QUESTION: what happens if you have an angry grocery store clerk mixed with a tall blonde and a short blonde in the same line??...
- sterobj 12/11/2010
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- BEST CHUCK NORRIS JOKE!! brand new
- **QUESTION: Why did chuck norris turn nonsense into desireable...
- sterobj 12/11/2010
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- NONSENSE!!
- Peter was bored one day so he walked down to the local library in search of some pickled-snowboards and all he could find was ranch sauce.... so he...
- sterobj 12/10/2010
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- genie in a golf bag!
- Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do,"...
- sterobj 12/09/2010
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- psychiatrist
- A guy walks into his psychiatrist office wearing nothing but saran wrap. Psychiatrist looks at the patient and says "I can clearly see your...
- bigdocpmd 11/16/2010
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- CHUCK NORRIS SLAMMING A DOOR
- Chuck norris can slam a REVOLVING door shut... yes, only chuck norris...
- sterobj 10/30/2010
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- GREAT CHUCK NORRIS JOKE!!! READ THIS!!!
- Chuck norris does not need another car to jump start your car, He just hooks the jumper cables right to his nipples..
- sterobj 10/29/2010
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- NEW GREAT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
- Lance armstrong, the famous bike racer, actually lost every race to chuck norris, but still won every time because Chuck Norris was always...
- sterobj 10/25/2010
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- NEW CHUCK NORRIS JOKE
- When chuck norris plays rock paper scissors, he wins everytime because he chooses rock, an no one dares to cover his fist with paper... and nobody...
- sterobj 10/25/2010
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- what did the goodyear blimp say to the michellin man?
- what did the goodyear blimp say to the michellin man? "Tires dont float?! get that junk off of the bead you scallywag!"
- sterobj 09/22/2010
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- Words at School
- A boy walks up to his mother and says "Mom, some of the kids at school are using some words but I don't know what they mean." Mom asks,...
- aangelcg 06/01/2010
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