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    • Porn star.

    • My porn star friend recently passed away. As a mark of respect, we had his ashes scattered over his wife's face.
    • awooga
      Uploaded 03/13/2013
      • 1k Views
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    • Cumming Around a Mountain

    • She'll be cumming around a mountain when she cums. She has a geography fetish. Something like that.
    • Eazyyy
      Uploaded 05/08/2012
      • 322 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Blonde in an elevator

    • So a blond a brunette and a redhead all get into an elevator together. On their way up, the redhead looks at the wall and goes "is that...
    • yeastybeast
      Uploaded 02/10/2012
      • 480 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Strip joint

    • Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says,...
    • rennis12
      Uploaded 12/25/2010
      • 780 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • shaken hands

    • Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this...
    • chubbychaser
      Uploaded 11/06/2010
      • 585 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Religious joke

    • A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse...
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 927 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Goldon Apple

    • What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple? I don't cum all over the golden delicious apple before I take a...
    • picbutt
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 816 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bwahahaha

    • There was a man and a woman in an old folks home. The man says to the woman, I bet you can't guess what age I am. The woman says I'll give it...
    • memo111687
      Uploaded 11/15/2009
      • 763 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • cumm darling

    • A man ask his wife "darling may I cum in your ear?" the wife replies NO I might go def!" the man replies "that's funny I cum...
    • NUTSANDGUTS
      Uploaded 11/08/2009
      • 865 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • excited in a strip joint

    • Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says,...
    • guinness13494
      Uploaded 09/09/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Nervous Young Man

    • A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 05/27/2009
      • 2.1k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Gay sex is GROSS

    • Two gay men were having sex when the phone rang and the first guy said, "Hold on I'm going to answer the phone. While I'm gone don't...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 05/06/2009
      • 3.6k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Playing with condems

    • One day Bob and Tom were playing outside by the barn. Bob's mom came out to get them for lunch and saw them playing with a rubber. Mom...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 05/06/2009
      • 792 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sex Change

    • A couple were on the road when they found a place next to the road and the woman said "Lets lie down and see the stars". The man agreed and got...
    • TurdNugget
      Uploaded 03/27/2009
      • 2.4k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hitler joke

    • Q: Whats the difference between a fag and hitler? A: About 45 degrees
    • ionttfaf123
      Uploaded 03/07/2009
      • 934 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Dry Cleaners

    • A blonde walks into the dry cleaners. She asks the man at the counter if he can get the stain out of her mini skirt. The man takes the mini...
    • red_itch
      Uploaded 02/09/2009
      • 2.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • marriage consellor

    • A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds " My...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/02/2009
      • 452 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Penguins and Icecream

    • Markus the penguin was driving his 69' Impala down a hot Florida interstate, when all of a sudden he starts to notice smoke coming from the...
    • dustbuster1985
      Uploaded 01/14/2009
      • 849 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Which came first?

    • A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied look on its face.The...
    • Niedermeyer
      Uploaded 12/12/2008
      • 780 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wimbledon

    • Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks,'Dad, what's love...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 11/16/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Life Savers

    • What can Life Savers do that men can't? Cum in five flavors.
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 11/16/2008
      • 422 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Twinky Wrapper

    • A boy found a condom in the trash and said, "Mom what's this?" His mom said ,"It's a twinky wrapper." The boy said,...
    • holyhell666
      Uploaded 11/12/2008
      • 809 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • SANDWICH SEX

    • A FAMILY IS OUT CAMPING AND THEY ARE SLEEPING IN THERE TENT SO THE MOTHER AND FATHER GET HORNY SO THEY START TO FUCK THE MOTHER HAS A ORGASM AND...
    • ANGELO131111
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 4k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Thats how I roll

    • Not only do I buy the bootleg brands, but I will complain about the quality of the product. For instance, I bought a bootleg Rolex and I wrote...
    • dirtysanchez10
      Uploaded 11/01/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Homeless guy cum.

    • Shitypantsman said he would let a homeless guy cum on his face for $50,000. That is fucked up on so many levels. That means he would let him rub...
    • dirtysanchez10
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Shaky Hands

    • One morning, three old men were sitting around talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad,...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 10/15/2008
      • 515 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Let Me Cum

    • This guy tells his wife "Let me cum in your ear". She says "no you trying to make me go deaf". He says "I cum in your mouth all the time and you...
    • rdogw
      Uploaded 09/03/2008
      • 9k Views
      • 109 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
    • the Dry Cleaners

    • A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, "How much?" He doesn't hear her correctly and...
    • ShinigamiEdo
      Uploaded 08/18/2008
      • 695 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • No eye contact

    • Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women? Because breasts don't have eyes!
    • karbon_v12
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 901 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New Interns

    • Two new young interns are hired in the White House. They are walking down the hall when President Clinton sees them. The President walks up and...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/26/2008
      • 523 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Think Before You Speak!

    • We've all heard the phrase: " You learn something new everyday" Well, here's today's lesson: Think before you speak! This actually...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 07/22/2008
      • 864 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Indian Scout

    • A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/19/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dry Cleaners

    • A blond goes to the dry cleaner to have her dress cleaned. She asks the clerk, "How much?". However, he couldn't hear her correctly and...
    • fiveonefiveoh
      Uploaded 07/16/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • barbie and ken

    • A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter asks the lady working at the store if Barbie...
    • mothalicka
      Uploaded 06/13/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cookies

    • A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia. So she sends him a very special care package. He is very...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/09/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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