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    • The Funny Stuff Kids Say
    • Leave it to kids to share their writing skills & thought process. 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.. (Kelly,...
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    • Girls go out
    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
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    • Potty training
    • A little three year old boy, Billy, was sitting on the toilet. His mother thought he had been there too long, so she went in to see what he was...
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    • Little girl plys fireman
    • A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung...
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    • Legally Blonde
    • Legally Blonde... A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to...
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    • The Night Of Thanksgiving
    • TWAS the night of thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned...
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    • Blonde Wife
    • How do you tell if your wife is blonde? Your fixing your car and you yell "Fuck Me!" then she comes out and yells "Hey! that's...
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    • Little Johny grows up
    • LIttle johny was about to have his 18th birthday. After eating ahlf an extra large pizza, 2 litres of mountain dew, 3 pieces of cake and oppening...
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    • Man Vs Christmas tree
    • Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? It stays up for 12 days and nights has cute balls looks good with the lights on What more...
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    • Cute girl in a bar
    • A smoking hot girl walks into a bar. A guy at the bar says, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!" She replies, "Hehe, how do you...
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    • You're Beautiful
    • A husband was coming out of anesthesia after some tests in the hospital. His wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open and he...
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    • Circus
    • A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, old retired golfer in his late 60's and the other is a...
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    • Daddy long legs
    • A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed...
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    • A Santa Poem
    • A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down...
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    • A cute Vagina
    • An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him. After...
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    • The Duck and the Condom
    • Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll...
    • mynameisnobody 10/10/2008
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    • Mushroom Joke
    • What do you call a mushroom that walks into a bar, buys everybody drinks, and tips well? A fun-gi
    • WhyNot 10/05/2008
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    • Kittens
    • A little boy is standing at the side of a river, crying. An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him. "What is the matter, young...
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    • Daddy ate my finger
    • I was packing for my business trip and my 3 yr. old was playing on the bed. At one point she said "Daddy look at at this" and stuck out...
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    • Cute Kid
    • A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little...
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    • Widdle Wabbit
    • A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you...
    • ghoul_69 06/09/2008
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    • Kids Swearing
    • A young boy was playing with his little brother one day, when he turned to him and said, "You know what, you're 9 and I'm 10. I think we're...
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    • Examinations
    • An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady, entered the doctor's office. "We have come for an examination," said the...
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    • Sandwich situation.
    • A little boy and a little girl attended the same school. Every day they would eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken...
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    • True story made into a joke.
    • One day while a little boy was at daycare and was playing with all his other friends when, he happened to notice one of the baby girls being...
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    • Lifeless dog
    • A guy brings in a clearly lifeless dog into the vet. The vet says, there is nothing i can do for this dog, he is clearly dead. The guy...
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    • Why Parents Drink
    • The boss wondered why his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a...
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