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How To Be A Man
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Feeding A Bear Through The Window
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The Funny Stuff Kids Say
Leave it to kids to share their writing skills & thought process. 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.. (Kelly,...
Girls go out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
A little three year old boy, Billy, was sitting on the toilet. His mother thought he had been there too long, so she went in to see what he was...
Little girl plys fireman
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung...
Legally Blonde... A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to...
The Night Of Thanksgiving
TWAS the night of thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned...
How do you tell if your wife is blonde? Your fixing your car and you yell "Fuck Me!" then she comes out and yells "Hey! that's...
Whats black and white and has 8 legs? Gang Rape
They do it In the Streets
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Little Johny grows up
LIttle johny was about to have his 18th birthday. After eating ahlf an extra large pizza, 2 litres of mountain dew, 3 pieces of cake and oppening...
Man Vs Christmas tree
Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? It stays up for 12 days and nights has cute balls looks good with the lights on What more...
go hang a salami, Im a lasagna hog
This is not a joke, but say this... go hang a salami, Im a lasagna hog Now say it backwards. Spell it backwards if it helps.
Cute girl in a bar
A smoking hot girl walks into a bar. A guy at the bar says, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!" She replies, "Hehe, how do you...
A husband was coming out of anesthesia after some tests in the hospital. His wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open and he...
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, old retired golfer in his late 60's and the other is a...
Daddy long legs
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed...
Yo mamma so fat
Yo mamma so fat...I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
A Santa Poem
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down...
kids views on getting married
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like...
A cute Vagina
An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him. After...
The Duck and the Condom
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll...
What do you call a mushroom that walks into a bar, buys everybody drinks, and tips well? A fun-gi
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, crying. An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him. "What is the matter, young...
kid say the funniest things
A little boy watched, fascinated as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing that on your face mommy?"...
Daddy ate my finger
I was packing for my business trip and my 3 yr. old was playing on the bed. At one point she said "Daddy look at at this" and stuck out...
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little...
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you...
A young boy was playing with his little brother one day, when he turned to him and said, "You know what, you're 9 and I'm 10. I think we're...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady, entered the doctor's office. "We have come for an examination," said the...
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school. Every day they would eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken...
True story made into a joke.
One day while a little boy was at daycare and was playing with all his other friends when, he happened to notice one of the baby girls being...
A guy brings in a clearly lifeless dog into the vet. The vet says, there is nothing i can do for this dog, he is clearly dead. The guy...
Why Parents Drink
The boss wondered why his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a...
Douchebag Showing Off Crashes His Car
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