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- Never Been Fucked
- A girl with no arms or legs is lying on the beach, begging all the passing men to have sex with her. Finally a man pauses for more than a second....
- Disturbed01 09/20/2010
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- Clever Robbery
- I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a goat...
- Disturbed01 09/20/2010
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- April Fools!
- A woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several minutes...
- Disturbed01 09/20/2010
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- Little Jimmy
- Did you hear about little Jimmy? He is four years old. He was bugging his mother so she said, "Jimmy, why don't you go across the street and...
- Disturbed01 11/15/2009
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- Fix This
- A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for...
- Disturbed01 10/21/2009
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- Ancient Chinese Torture
- A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a...
- Disturbed01 10/21/2009
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- Rub It
- One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around,...
- Disturbed01 10/21/2009
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- 100 Dollar Picture
- A man walks into a bar with a picture of a cat, he tells the bartender it's $100 for the picture and $100 for the story behind it. The bartender says...
- Disturbed01 09/27/2009
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- 2 Nuts, 7 Inches
- There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio...
- Disturbed01 09/10/2009
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- Susie and Little Johnny
- One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being...
- Disturbed01 09/10/2009
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- Go Fuck Yourself
- Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. Theyre both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. Poor man says to the Rich man,...
- Disturbed01 09/10/2009
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