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- Dead Baby Joke
- How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
- xTEDx 09/17/2008
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- Raising the Dead
- An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all the...
- Shadeofdespair 09/14/2008
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- The Old Rooster
- A chicken farmer noticed that his rooster of several years was getting very old and slack in his job. He decied to go to the market and buy a new...
- Shadeofdespair 09/11/2008
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- Now What?
- A 911 operator received a phone call from a hysterical man who shouted "My friend is dead! He was hit by a car and his body flipped in the air...
- Shadeofdespair 09/10/2008
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- Speed Traps
- Two friends were travelling between San Diego and Utah on obscure roads other than the normal I-15 route when they camme across a hand painted sign...
- CarGirl 08/30/2008
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- Dead baby jokes.
- -What do you get when you cut a baby in half? An erection. -How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw...
- MrMcSausage 08/22/2008
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- Husbands and wives
- The most common sexual position in married couples today is doggy style. Husband sits and begs for pussy & wife rolls over and plays dead!
- jennymoore2004 08/20/2008
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- dead baby joke
- How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head.
- JayAndSilentBob 08/18/2008
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- dead baby joke
- How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
- JayAndSilentBob 08/18/2008
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- dead baby joke
- What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
- JayAndSilentBob 08/18/2008
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- baby throw
- q: how many babies does it take to paint a house a: depends on how hard you throw them
- JayAndSilentBob 08/17/2008
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- lawyer and a dog
- q. whats the difference between a dead lawyer on the road and a dead dog on the road? A. there is skidmarks in front of the dogs...
- volcomelement34 08/16/2008
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- Three Morticians
- There were three morticians trading stories in a bar one night. The first one says, "What a day I had today. The guy wasn't wearing his seat...
- ghoul_69 08/15/2008
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- Dead Baby joke 8
- Why did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
- jewbacca 08/12/2008
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- Dead Baby joke 7
- What's funnier than a dead baby? A baby in a clownsuit. What's funnier than that? He's sitting next to a kid...
- jewbacca 08/12/2008
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- Dead Baby joke 6
- How do you fit 80 babies in a telephone booth? A blender. How do you get them out? a straw/ tortilla chips
- jewbacca 08/12/2008
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- Dead Baby joke 5
- What's sadder than a dead baby? A dead baby stapled to a dead puppy.
- jewbacca 08/12/2008
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- Dead Baby joke 4
- What's red, yellow and sputters? A baby in a frying pan
- jewbacca 08/12/2008
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- Dead Baby joke 3
- How long does it take to microwave a baby? I dunno. I was too busy masturbating.
- jewbacca 08/12/2008
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- Dead Baby joke 2
- What's red and gold and can't turn corners? A baby with a javelin through its head
- jewbacca 08/12/2008
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- Dead Baby joke 1
- What's red and silver and crashes into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
- jewbacca 08/12/2008
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- A dead baby in a trash can
- Q: what's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.
- morepaincom 08/05/2008
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- Dead baby in a bowl
- Q: how do you get a dead baby into a bowl? A: a blender, how do you get it out? Q: Tostedoes
- morepaincom 08/05/2008
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- funniest joke
- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back...
- momoz 08/05/2008
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- The Priest and The Wine Bottle
- A priest is driving home. A police officer behind the priest notices that he is swerving a little bit, so he pulls him over. "Sir", the...
- Drumsjock18 08/04/2008
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- Wife Passed Away
- Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you...
- NiggerPants 08/03/2008
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- Dead baby float
- Q.How do you make a dead baby float? A. Take your boot off of it.
- Juggalo845 08/01/2008
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- Final Confession
- Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side. She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't...
- assablanca 07/26/2008
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- Sunday morning sex.
- Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old Grandmother...
- alittlegassy 07/24/2008
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- Life or Death
- A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/24/2008
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- Dead bug
- What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?... His ass!
- qazwsxedc1 07/23/2008
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- Whats Worse?
- Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? - A live one at the bottom. Whats worse then that? - It eats its way out. Whats worse then that? - It goes...
- gingerkitti 07/23/2008
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- Two Beers
- A man walks into a bar, orders the bartender for two beers. He continues this for several nights and the bartender got a bit curious. The bartender...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/22/2008
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- trees
- Wats worse than 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 100 trees?
- crayzykyle 07/19/2008
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- sandwich
- Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't have a sanwich in my fridge
- crayzykyle 07/19/2008
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- The Doctor
- A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/19/2008
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