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    • Dead Baby Joke

    • How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
    • xTEDx
      Uploaded 09/17/2008
      • 647 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Raising the Dead

    • An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/14/2008
      • 798 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The Old Rooster

    • A chicken farmer noticed that his rooster of several years was getting very old and slack in his job. He decied to go to the market and buy a new...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/11/2008
      • 612 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Now What?

    • A 911 operator received a phone call from a hysterical man who shouted "My friend is dead! He was hit by a car and his body flipped in the...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/10/2008
      • 790 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • baby joke

    • What's the difference between a Hamburger and a Baby? I dont fuck a hamburger before i eat it
    • syldogg25
      Uploaded 09/08/2008
      • 497 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Operater

    • A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled...
    • tjphelan
      Uploaded 08/31/2008
      • 626 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Speed Traps

    • Two friends were travelling between San Diego and Utah on obscure roads other than the normal I-15 route when they camme across a hand painted...
    • CarGirl
      Uploaded 08/30/2008
      • 775 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead baby jokes.

    • -What do you get when you cut a baby in half? An erection. -How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you...
    • MrMcSausage
      Uploaded 08/22/2008
      • 3.4k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Husbands and wives

    • The most common sexual position in married couples today is doggy style. Husband sits and begs for pussy & wife rolls over and plays dead!
    • jennymoore2004
      Uploaded 08/20/2008
      • 929 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • baby throw

    • q: how many babies does it take to paint a house a: depends on how hard you throw them
    • JayAndSilentBob
      Uploaded 08/17/2008
      • 692 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • lawyer and a dog

    • q. whats the difference between a dead lawyer on the road and a dead dog on the road? A. there is skidmarks in front of the dogs...
    • volcomelement34
      Uploaded 08/16/2008
      • 744 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Three Morticians

    • There were three morticians trading stories in a bar one night. The first one says, "What a day I had today. The guy wasn't wearing his...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 08/15/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby joke 7

    • What's funnier than a dead baby? A baby in a clownsuit. What's funnier than that? He's sitting next to a...
    • jewbacca
      Uploaded 08/12/2008
      • 476 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby joke 6

    • How do you fit 80 babies in a telephone booth? A blender. How do you get them out? a straw/ tortilla chips
    • jewbacca
      Uploaded 08/12/2008
      • 571 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby joke 3

    • How long does it take to microwave a baby? I dunno. I was too busy masturbating.
    • jewbacca
      Uploaded 08/12/2008
      • 515 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby joke 2

    • What's red and gold and can't turn corners? A baby with a javelin through its head
    • jewbacca
      Uploaded 08/12/2008
      • 520 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead Baby joke 1

    • What's red and silver and crashes into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
    • jewbacca
      Uploaded 08/12/2008
      • 536 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • funniest joke

    • A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled...
    • momoz
      Uploaded 08/05/2008
      • 517 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Costume

    • What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
    • Vard0n
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 439 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Priest and The Wine Bottle

    • A priest is driving home. A police officer behind the priest notices that he is swerving a little bit, so he pulls him over. "Sir", the...
    • Drumsjock18
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 4k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead joke

    • A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled...
    • drofya
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 497 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wife Passed Away

    • Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away. "Where do...
    • NiggerPants
      Uploaded 08/03/2008
      • 606 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Final Confession

    • Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side. She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't...
    • assablanca
      Uploaded 07/26/2008
      • 547 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sunday morning sex.

    • Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old...
    • alittlegassy
      Uploaded 07/24/2008
      • 2.6k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Life or Death

    • A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/24/2008
      • 348 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dead bug

    • What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?... His ass!
    • qazwsxedc1
      Uploaded 07/23/2008
      • 420 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Whats Worse?

    • Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? - A live one at the bottom. Whats worse then that? - It eats its way out. Whats worse then that? - It...
    • gingerkitti
      Uploaded 07/23/2008
      • 575 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Two Beers

    • A man walks into a bar, orders the bartender for two beers. He continues this for several nights and the bartender got a bit curious. The...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/22/2008
      • 744 Views
      • 491 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • trees

    • Wats worse than 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 100 trees?
    • crayzykyle
      Uploaded 07/19/2008
      • 433 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • sandwich

    • Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't have a sanwich in my fridge
    • crayzykyle
      Uploaded 07/19/2008
      • 582 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Doctor

    • A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/19/2008
      • 370 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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