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    • Voo Doo dick

    • There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to...
    • Yguard41
      Uploaded 10/26/2010
      • 635 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • flip flop and dildo

    • a rich man and a poor man are talking. the rich man says im gonna get my wife a diamond necklace and a car, so if she dosent like the necklace...
    • LTNegro
      Uploaded 10/11/2009
      • 2.4k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Go Fuck Yourself

    • Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. Theyre both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. Poor man says to the Rich man,...
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 09/10/2009
      • 5.3k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Stuck Vibrator

    • A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the...
    • duderinoMCduder
      Uploaded 07/25/2009
      • 1.5k Views
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    • Old Lady at the Sex Shop

    • A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 01/14/2009
      • 1.1k Views
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    • A lot to Explain

    • There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well,...
    • shoots222
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Pickled Bread

    • Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill dough.
    • nate800
      Uploaded 12/19/2008
      • 410 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The New In-Law

    • A lady walks into her daughter’s room and her daughter’s doing herself with a vibrator. She says, Honey, what are you doing!? She...
    • miniminkas
      Uploaded 12/11/2008
      • 688 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Voodoo Dick

    • A 50-year-old husband came home to his wife on their anniversary. With their sex life being the most boring it had ever been since they got...
    • TheCommentator
      Uploaded 11/21/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Anal

    • A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall...
    • Rich0905
      Uploaded 11/14/2008
      • 823 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Christmas tree angel

    • Where the old tradition of putting an angel on top of a Christmas tree came from: Santa was having a bad day. Mrs Claus was nagging and PMS....
    • putnam11
      Uploaded 08/15/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • In The Dark

    • There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 752 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Weird bug

    • A man was driving down the interstate with his 8 year old daughter. When a dildo hits a windshield. The little girl asked. What was that daddy?...
    • Reaper250
      Uploaded 07/21/2008
      • 732 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bin Lorry

    • A family was driving behind a bin lorry when a dildo flies out and thuds against the windscreen. Embarrased and to spare her youngs...
    • mcgee
      Uploaded 06/12/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Break her nose

    • Q: How do you break a blonde's nose? A: You put a dildo under a glasstable.
    • manneklint
      Uploaded 06/11/2008
      • 755 Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 100th joke

    • just joking its not my 100th joke. but it is a joke because im joking. get it? penis and pussy. amirite?
    • ILikeIt
      Uploaded 06/04/2008
      • 600 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Good, Bad, Worse II

    • Good: You come home to find your girlfriend naked. Bad: She's holding a 14" black dildo. Worse: It's your Moms.
    • Baked1
      Uploaded 05/17/2008
      • 447 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Voodoo Dick

    • One day, a man walks into a sex toy store and asks to see what dildos they sell there. He says that he's going on a business trip and he wants...
    • Slingah
      Uploaded 05/17/2008
      • 637 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Basketball

    • What do you get when you cross a basketball with a dildo? A Magic Johnson
    • boc1500
      Uploaded 05/10/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Great gift

    • 2 bestfriends one rich one average all there life they do things just like one another buy a new car, get a new house, even get married around...
    • kinginkwell
      Uploaded 04/10/2008
      • 570 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • yo mama

    • yo mama's so fat she gets her dildos from nasa
    • myguy123
      Uploaded 03/22/2008
      • 913 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • what do.....

    • dildos and soybeans have in common....they r both meat substutes
    • sulli1994
      Uploaded 03/09/2008
      • 306 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • rich man and tramp

    • there once was a rich man and a tramp. they were best friends since high school and would meet up a the shelter every year at christmas. the rich...
    • myguy123
      Uploaded 03/02/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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