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    • moms ballons
    • Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she...
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    • Animal sex
    • Apart from humans, the only animal that enjoys having sex is a dolphin. I had to fuck a LOT of animals to find that out.
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    • Watching her.....
    • My sexy neighbour has left her curtains open slightly, so I'm watching her masturbate with my telescope. I can't see very well, though. If only...
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    • Dirty tiger
    • What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle? Wipe it off and apologise.
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    • Short Dirty Jokes!
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    • A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,...
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    • Bad Sign Language
    • Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he...
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    • Dirty joke
    • What's the difference between "kinky" and "perverted?" "Kinky" is when you use a feather, "perverted"...
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    • Drunk Girl
    • This drunk girl, she came up to me, started hitting on me. At one point she actually started talking dirty to me, but I'm not real good with...
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    • dead pussy
    • An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have...
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    • A Nun and a Condom.
    • Two sweet little old ladies were standing outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One lady pulled out a condom with...
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    • The Secretary
    • A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his...
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    • Job Fair
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    • filthy blood bar
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    • Tricky Leprechaun
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    • Gimmi a little head
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    • missing cigar
    • A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody" His customer answers in a...
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    • Dirty finger
    • Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.
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    • Hah
    • Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen? A. It's arse!
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    • Old man Dirty Joke
    • Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a...
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    • the doc's
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    • Washing machines and women
    • Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? . . A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a...
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    • Limos and Garages
    • One day, 2 young children, a boy and a girl, too young to know about sex, were taking a bath together. They both look down at the same time and...
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    • Who's The Pharmacist?
    • Well, one night a boy and his girlfriend are out on a date and as the boy pull in his girlfriends drive-way to let her out she tells him to come...
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    • Final Classroom Minutes
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    • Math Class
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    • In The Classroom
    • A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the...
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    • Baked Beans
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    • One Girl, One Dog
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    • Creation of a Vagina
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