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    • It's so big!
    • One day, Billy Figgenplucker and his mom, Mrs. Figgenplucker, move to New York from their home town of Bismark, North Dakota. Moving to another...
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    • Confucius say:
    • You wanna hear what Confucius say? Well click on the tab so you can read what he say. I don't want to give away joke in...
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    • List of Mantips
    • If you want to save money on buying shampoo, shave your head. Don't eat a spoonful of mashed potatoes then take a shot or gravy, instead, pour...
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    • "Whisky Dick" by nustier
    • So I meet this girl at a bar last weekend, and after drinking heavily for a few hours, proceed to go back to her place. Pretty awesome?...Yes....
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    • 7 Dollar Sex
    • An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you...
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    • 2 sturdy Irishmen
    • 2 Irishmen named Pete and Pat were discussing death and their ultimate demise one day and Pete says "When I die, can you sprinkle a bottle of...
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    • How to avoid a ticket.....
    • A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the...
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    • Doctor's Sample
    • A man goes to the Doctor complaining of a possible hemorroid and the Doctor says "Okay I need a urine sample, a stool sample, a semen sample, a...
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    • Old man confused
    • There was a salty old man sitting in a wheel chair at a retirement home one day when this gorgeous young blond woman walks in and says "Today is...
    • nustierleonard 05/04/2012
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    • T Rex clap
    • Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct.
    • poityb 04/30/2012
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    • Yoga voyeur....
    • I was watching my sexy neighbour through her window while she practised yoga.After a while she noticed me and walked over."Like what you...
    • poityb 04/30/2012
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    • Premature ejaculation cure
    • A fella goes into the doctors and says "I'm having problems with premature ejaculation every time me and the wife get down to...
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    • Last night of freedom
    • As I stopped the car down a quite country lane, I smiled at the girl I had picked up from the nightclub."I'm really going to enjoy my last...
    • poityb 04/26/2012
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    • Worrying history....
    • My little brother left his laptop in the house today before he left for work. So, being the nosey bastard I am, I checked the last few things...
    • poityb 04/26/2012
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    • Annoying bar staff
    • "What would you like?" says the barman."What would I like?" says Bob. "A bigger house, more money and a more attractive...
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    • Sweet soon...
    • I sat my 8 year old son at the dining table and placed a bowl of sweets in front of him. I then left the room for 5 minutes as a test to see if...
    • poityb 04/26/2012
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    • Death of a dick
    • A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis. A young nurse says "Why are you doing...
    • Mis85 04/25/2012
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    • Saran wrapped
    • A guy walks INTO a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me...
    • Mis85 04/25/2012
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    • Dog talk
    • If my dog could understand English for 5 minutes, this is what I'd tell her. -We can't take you to the park for an hour every day. Sometimes...
    • poityb 04/25/2012
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    • Whore wife.
    • Myself and my wife have been married for over 18 years now and we have had two incredibly hot and very beautiful blonde daughters who are in...
    • poityb 04/25/2012
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    • Young love
    • After a rather poor sex session, my girlfriend was sat on the edge of the bed, close to tears."What is it honey?" I asked, slipping my...
    • poityb 04/25/2012
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    • Breast cancer clinic
    • I've just been fired from my job as tea boy at the local breast cancer unit, apparently asking the patients 1 lump or to is an unacceptable way...
    • poityb 04/24/2012
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    • Paralympic gold
    • What's better than winning an Olympic gold at the Paralympics? Not being disabled.
    • poityb 04/24/2012
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    • Job interview
    • My wife had a job interview for a camera store the other day.Before she left, she knew I'd have a joke lined up, and so she said "please...
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    • Confused Rowling
    • JK Rowling: "Hitler was the inspiration for Voldemort."Lord Voldemort is described as being tall, dark and handsome when younger. He...
    • poityb 04/24/2012
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    • Fucked up
    • I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone. He was crying.I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all...
    • poityb 04/23/2012
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    • Birth problems
    • A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped...
    • poityb 04/23/2012
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    • Mega one liners
    • :1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below...
    • poityb 04/23/2012
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    • Human body facts
    • Interesting Human Body Facts- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.- A full bladder is...
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