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    • Think about it....
    • -------I had amnesia once - or twice. Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't...
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    • Mad dwarf
    • This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.The driver got out and he was...
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    • "Medical" examination
    • "Take off your clothes and lie down on the table" Said the Doctor. The young lady did as she was told reluctantly. "I am just...
    • Mis85 04/21/2012
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    • Conversation in heaven
    • SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit...
    • Mis85 04/21/2012
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    • huh?
    • how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Push a gay guy in front of a bus
    • JDeezNuts 04/19/2012
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    • In the Barber Shop!
    • A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the...
    • shell27 04/07/2012
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    • Turkey Style
    • "Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby."Hmmm ... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?"...
    • shell27 04/04/2012
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    • Yo Mamma Has.........
    • Yo mama hasYo mama has one leg and a bicycle.Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids...
    • shell27 04/04/2012
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    • Bald Men
    • Q. Why do bald men have holes in there pockets?A. So they can run their fingers through their hair.
    • shell27 04/04/2012
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    • Medical Joke
    • An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,...
    • klabeaune 03/28/2012
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    • Social Security
    • A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's...
    • klabeaune 03/28/2012
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    • why
    • why are black people so tall???.........because their knee-grows
    • mr_chido 03/20/2012
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    • Tell me what I am
    • A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately...
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    • Are the pilots flying blind?
    • One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The...
    • ryouko713 03/15/2012
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    • Skydiving blind
    • A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:...
    • ryouko713 03/15/2012
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    • A blind man in a store
    • A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The...
    • ryouko713 03/15/2012
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    • Snakes on a plane
    • Friend: "Whats a good movie?" Me: "Snakes on a Plane" Friend: "Whats it about?" Me: "Horses... horses on a...
    • Martin420 03/12/2012
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    • Adell
    • What do you call a computer that cant sing? Adell.
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    • Elderly conditioning
    • An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we...
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    • Small Things, Big Packages
    • A girls puts an ad online requesting a man who won't hit her or leave her and is a great lover. A few days later her doorbell rings and she...
    • themystery 03/06/2012
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    • Senior Moment
    • An old man goes to a Social Security office to apply for benefits but forgets his ID. The social worker says, "Just unbutton your...
    • themystery 03/06/2012
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    • jay-z
    • Two Hollywood doctors are discussing their celebrity patients. “You know, I’ve been treating Jay-Z,” says one doc. His colleague asks, “What’s he...
    • themystery 03/06/2012
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    • It's the LAW.....
    • 1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of...
    • TheAleGoblin 02/24/2012
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    • The Handsaw
    • Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he...
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