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    • worst pickup lines
    • Hi. Can I domesticate you? Hi. My name is {name}. I’m running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here…write down your number...
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    • grandma
    • Sweet grandmother telephoned Mary Hitchcock Memorial Hospital. She timidly asked, ‘Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a...
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    • get into a girls pants
    • 1. Start off with casual conversation. 2. Ask her questions, PERSONAL questions about herself and her lifestyle, and make sure to look her in...
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    • nudist colony
    • A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite...
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    • stages of penis life
    • Early Adolescence Penis: HEY MAN, WHAT’S GOING ON? Brain: Nothing, just calm down. I’m wearing sweatpants and we’re right in the middle of...
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    • viagra
    • All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve...
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    • Legally Blonde
    • Legally Blonde... A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to...
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    • Ifs
    • 1.If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? 2.How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 3.Why do they sterilize the...
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    • E.T.
    • whats E.T. short for...................................cause hes got no legs...
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    • Dying Husbans
    • A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25-year-old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Switzerland but, unfortunately, the old boy...
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    • Amy Winehouse
    • fucking idot hahaah who cares that she died , well the drug people do she brought them alot of business
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    • HEY
    • What do you call a midget mexican? a paragraph! Because its shorter than one eessssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!!!!
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    • Harry Potter
    • I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
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    • suicide library
    • A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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    • DISABLED JOKE
    • I felt a bit out of my league meeting my girlfriend's upper-class parents "Do you like any sport?" I asked as an ice...
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    • British chess
    • I've come up with Chess: British Edition. There's no king, the queen does fuck all and the blacks never follow the rules.
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    • Doctors meeting
    • A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three,...
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    • homeless
    • Whats so great about fucking homeless girls? You can drop them off anywhere after your done with them
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    • 0-200 in 6 seconds.
    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
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    • Three Guys
    • There are three guys. One guy says " I have the shortest arm in the world!" The other guy says " I have the smallest leg in the...
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    • Rolling with the wifey
    • Wife: you're always talking behind my back and pushing me around!! (husband face palms) Husband: bitch, you're in a wheelchair!!!!!
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    • Backhand
    • At the 2002 World Women's conference, the first speaker from Canada, stood up "At last years conference we spoke about being more assertive...
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    • Signs you are a redneck
    • You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a...
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    • tech support?
    • Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a...
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    • Quickies
    • 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him...
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    • Triplets
    • One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times. Her...
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    • Pissing Dillemma very long
    • *** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING *** (the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom): Please...
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    • Giving up drugs
    • Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem...
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    • Technological Doctor
    • One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that....
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    • Read the label..
    • Some actual product warning labels: On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (duh!) On a New...
    • KrosziZ 07/18/2011
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    • Phone Sex
    • Man 1:So did you get your test results from the doctor? Man 2:Yeah,all those years of phone sex caught up with me... I...
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    • Anorexic
    • What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection......... A Quarter Pounder With Cheese
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    • Teach
    • During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on...
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