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REAL OR FAKE?
Real or Fake: Glowing Fish, Angry Victim, and Dancin' Doggie
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David Blaine Blows Harrison Ford's Mind
Arkansas Front Flip
Chucky Bus Stop Ad Prank
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Rob Ford And Chris Farley Video Mash Up
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Double Paintballs Shot To The Face
To 30 Selling Nintendo 64 Games
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More Mind Melting Historical Coincidences
Bill Cosby's Advice To Jimmy Fallon
Crazy Foul Mouthed NYPD Cop
A man goes to the Doctor complaining of a possible hemorroid and the Doctor says "Okay I need a urine sample, a stool sample, a semen sample, a...
Leper Girl At The Game
Guy decided to go on a baseball match. He sat down and was about to enjoy the game, when he noticed the young girl sitting next to him is a...
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at...
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says,...
Why Did The Pervert Cross The Road?
Why Did The Prevert Cross The Road? because he couldnt get his dick out of the chicken.
funny one liners
how come JFK gave up his pro boxing career? He couldnt take a shot to the head how did the burger king get dairy queen pregnant? He forgot...
In My Day
Four generations of hookers sat together for dinner one night. The youngest one exclaimed: "I only got $35 dollars for a blow job...
Husband and wife road trip.
A husband and wife were coming home from a road trip to see her best friend from college. They were still two hours from home and the wife had to...
Nastiest joke you've ever heard!
Q:How do you get a little yappy dog to stop humping your leg??? A: Pick it up and suck it off !!!!!
There’s a guy and girl having sex. The guy busts a nut and throws the condom out the window. The girl freaks out and says, "What the hell...
When Do I Get That?
*WARNING THIS IS A HORRIBLE JOKE BUT I JUST COULDN'T RESIST POSTING IT" A little girl walks in on her mom while the mother is getting...
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A: A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder with cheese.
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before...
One night, little Johny saw his parents having sex and didn't know what they were doing. The next day, Johny asked his older brother what it...
Best bar joke ever
A man walks into a bar and can't help but notice a jar filled with what must be at least $1,000. He asks the bartender what this is for, and he...
may god forgive me for this one...
what did the deaf, blind, dumb, paraplegic little girl get for xmas from daddy? aids. (i am so sorry jesus)
Little Molly is walking around with her Mother at the mall- they stop at a make-up “cosmetic dept” store. Little Molly asks her mother-...
The Difference btwn Michael Jackson and Acne
Q:Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? A:Acne waits till your a kid is 13 to come on his face.
An old rich lady had a bad habit of throwing her dirty tampons in the basement, she did this all her life. When she found out she was dying she...
Awesome Morgan Freeman Portrait On iPad
The Coolest Cop Ever?
Chinese Restaurants Order From Each Other
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39 Snacks You'll Never Eat Again
North Texas Ice Avalanche
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