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- Disney land
- There were three blondes driving to Disney Land. They drive for a couple of hours and they see a sign that says Disney Land left. So they turn...
- RAMIProductions 09/05/2011
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- Going to Disney
- A little kid sits an his grandfather's lap and says, "Pop-Pop, would you make a noise like a frog?" The old guy says,...
- Bowtiemafia 07/20/2011
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- Cinderella
- Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? A: She choked.
- WeeKing420 12/01/2009
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- Hannah Montanna
- Why can't Hanna Montana do concerts overseas? The UN enacted strict rules against our export of trash. Why does Hanna Montana wear a blond...
- smodaddy 11/22/2009
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- Chinese One Liners
- Why is there no Disneyland in China?......No one's tall enough to go on the good rides Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded...
- abbottwar 04/04/2009
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- MIckey Mouse
- Mickey Mouse wakes up one day and looks out the window. Written in snow is "Mickey sucks." Enraged, Mickey calls the police. When the detective gets...
- ARealGuitarHero 03/16/2009
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- Iraq and hiroshima.
- What do Iraq and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing yet.
- davida8575 01/27/2009
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- Yo mamma so sexy.........
- Yo mamma so sexy........... She went swimming and Jaws tried to fuck her. She went to Disney World and Mickey Mouse got a boner. She inserted a...
- davida8575 01/20/2009
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- Yo mamma so dumb
- you mamma so dumb on the way to disneyland it said on a sign "disneyland left"... so she turned round and went home.
- davida8575 01/19/2009
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- Disney Joke
- So Donald Duck was talking to his lawyer one day about getting a divorce with Daisy Duck. Lawyer: So you want to divorce Daisy because you think...
- PeppersGhost 12/18/2008
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- Mickey, Minny, and Goofy
- One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn't there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw “Mickey Sucks!†written...
- HomemadeGrenade 10/21/2008
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- Disney is getting more mature
- So, Mickey was arrested for beating his wife Minnie. At the trial, the judge said,"Now Mickey, I understand that you said Minnie was acting very...
- florida_redneck 07/02/2008
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- Yo ma'ma so fat
- She fell in love and broke it. She went to the amusement park and people tried to ride her. her nickname is "DAMN". people jog around...
- davida8575 04/29/2008
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- Mickey Mouse.
- Why did Mickey dump Minnie? Because she was fucking goofey!
- davida8575 04/24/2008
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- Disney Divorce Court
- Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge said, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the...
- skatesnow67 02/06/2008
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- Disneyland
- Why did Tokyo Disneyland almost close down? Not enough people were meeting the height requirement.
- boc1500 01/26/2008
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