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    • Bad news vs worse news

    • A doctor says to his patient, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours to live." The...
    • badpuppy
      Uploaded 12/22/2012
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    • Old Man

    • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take...
    • boomshakalaka
      Uploaded 09/13/2012
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    • Doctor's Sample

    • A man goes to the Doctor complaining of a possible hemorroid and the Doctor says "Okay I need a urine sample, a stool sample, a semen sample, a...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/10/2012
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    • "Medical" examination

    • "Take off your clothes and lie down on the table" Said the Doctor. The young lady did as she was told reluctantly. "I am just...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
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    • A married couple is having a baby...

    • As she is going into labor, the doctor asks the man, "would you like to take part in this new technology that allows half the pain of the...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
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    • Lawyer,Doctor,Priest

    • There is a Lawyer, a Doctor and a Priest on a plane full of children bound for the United States. About halfway through the flight the captain...
    • Parttimehabit
      Uploaded 04/10/2012
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    • Medical Joke

    • An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,...
    • klabeaune
      Uploaded 03/28/2012
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    • Gynecologist/Pizza

    • What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can both smell, but not eat.
    • DasDelan
      Uploaded 03/25/2012
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    • "Looks like yours, hun!"

    • A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor....
    • rogerb22
      Uploaded 03/11/2012
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    • How Gonorrhea got its name

    • A man walks into a doctor's office and complains that it burns when he pees, and that his balls are swollen. The doc takes a look at him and...
    • themystery
      Uploaded 03/06/2012
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    • Footlong

    • A man goes to a plastic surgeon and asks him to make his dick 12 inches long. The surgeon, after examining the man, agreed to do the operation....
    • Urbanus1234
      Uploaded 01/24/2012
      • 477 Views
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    • uh oh

    • A nurse walks in and says, "Doc, what are you doing?" He says, "I'm writing a prescription." She says, "But you're...
    • itsbriand_bitch
      Uploaded 01/13/2012
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    • Bubba's Got Shingles

    • Bubba walked into the hospital and up to the recptionist. She says, Hello what's wrong with you. Bubba says, I have shingles. She writes him...
    • tboneweeks
      Uploaded 12/30/2011
      • 551 Views
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    • Strawberry Doctor

    • Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."
    • trollfacejpeg
      Uploaded 12/15/2011
      • 490 Views
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    • LITTLE OLD LADY

    • A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They...
    • beast_radio
      Uploaded 09/24/2011
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    • The Doctors Appointment

    • There was once a man who felt really sick so he went to the doctor. He was waiting for the doctor, the doctor comes in minutes later saying he...
    • RAMIProductions
      Uploaded 09/05/2011
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    • The World's Smartest Man

    • A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed...
    • Chavez1977
      Uploaded 09/01/2011
      • 739 Views
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    • Paddy and his smelly feet.

    • Paddy went to the doctor and complained about his smelly feet. "That's easily fixed, try putting on a clean pair of sox every day"...
    • Barraman
      Uploaded 08/15/2011
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    • Doctor Joke

    • Patient: Doctor, I have just 55 short seconds to live.. Doctor: Please wait, I'll attend you in a minute..
    • awesom8thgrader
      Uploaded 08/12/2011
      • 813 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Young Girl Penis Education

    • A young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a...
    • KojaStilez
      Uploaded 08/01/2011
      • 2k Views
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    • Neighborly Help

    • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,...
    • Eish_Ichu_Noht
      Uploaded 07/01/2011
      • 999 Views
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    • Bubba had Shingles!

    • HERE'S THE REASON...... WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!! Bubba had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office...
    • Twidget
      Uploaded 06/22/2011
      • 640 Views
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    • twenty-seven stitches.........

    • A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was...
    • danielh2123
      Uploaded 06/05/2011
      • 935 Views
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    • Observant

    • DIRTY JOKES Our dirty jokes are famous the world over for being, well, dirty! These are definitely not "first date material". Did we...
    • williebe93
      Uploaded 05/11/2011
      • 512 Views
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    • priest gives birth

    • A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the...
    • Frogbob
      Uploaded 03/28/2011
      • 960 Views
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    • Result of a Heart Attack

    • An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long...
    • Marine13
      Uploaded 02/22/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Low Sperm Count

    • A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me...
    • kishandobaria
      Uploaded 01/13/2011
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    • Bad Medical Exam

    • This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism...
    • Marine13
      Uploaded 01/04/2011
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    • 6 weeks to go

    • An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we...
    • the1packfan
      Uploaded 12/26/2010
      • 620 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Peanut Butter Smack

    • "Doc, I think my son has VD," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our...
    • BigSexy1174
      Uploaded 11/27/2010
      • 773 Views
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    • psychiatrist

    • A guy walks into his psychiatrist office wearing nothing but saran wrap. Psychiatrist looks at the patient and says "I can clearly see...
    • bigdocpmd
      Uploaded 11/16/2010
      • 753 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Sperm Count Test

    • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,...
    • Grifmoe
      Uploaded 11/11/2010
      • 732 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Don't Laugh

    • "Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 11/11/2010
      • 382 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • be cheerful

    • A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young...
    • pigsticker420
      Uploaded 11/03/2010
      • 455 Views
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    • Sexy woman at gynecologist.

    • A gynecologist is just starting out and has started to become pretty successful at his place of practice. One day the most attractive woman...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 09/17/2010
      • 2.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
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