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    • The Remedy
    • A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.The doctor asks: "So what seems to be the problem?"The woman says: "Doctor, I...
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    • Bad news vs worse news
    • A doctor says to his patient, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours to live." The...
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    • Old Man
    • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take...
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    • Doctor's Sample
    • A man goes to the Doctor complaining of a possible hemorroid and the Doctor says "Okay I need a urine sample, a stool sample, a semen sample, a...
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    • "Medical" examination
    • "Take off your clothes and lie down on the table" Said the Doctor. The young lady did as she was told reluctantly. "I am just...
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    • Lawyer,Doctor,Priest
    • There is a Lawyer, a Doctor and a Priest on a plane full of children bound for the United States. About halfway through the flight the captain...
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    • Medical Joke
    • An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,...
    • klabeaune 03/28/2012
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    • "Looks like yours, hun!"
    • A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor....
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    • How Gonorrhea got its name
    • A man walks into a doctor's office and complains that it burns when he pees, and that his balls are swollen. The doc takes a look at him and...
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    • Footlong
    • A man goes to a plastic surgeon and asks him to make his dick 12 inches long. The surgeon, after examining the man, agreed to do the operation....
    • Urbanus1234 01/24/2012
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    • uh oh
    • A nurse walks in and says, "Doc, what are you doing?" He says, "I'm writing a prescription." She says, "But you're...
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    • Bubba's Got Shingles
    • Bubba walked into the hospital and up to the recptionist. She says, Hello what's wrong with you. Bubba says, I have shingles. She writes him...
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    • LITTLE OLD LADY
    • A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They...
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    • The Doctors Appointment
    • There was once a man who felt really sick so he went to the doctor. He was waiting for the doctor, the doctor comes in minutes later saying he...
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    • The World's Smartest Man
    • A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed...
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    • Paddy and his smelly feet.
    • Paddy went to the doctor and complained about his smelly feet. "That's easily fixed, try putting on a clean pair of sox every day"...
    • Barraman 08/15/2011
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    • Doctor Joke
    • Patient: Doctor, I have just 55 short seconds to live.. Doctor: Please wait, I'll attend you in a minute..
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    • Young Girl Penis Education
    • A young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a...
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    • Neighborly Help
    • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,...
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    • Bubba had Shingles!
    • HERE'S THE REASON...... WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!! Bubba had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office...
    • Twidget 06/22/2011
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    • Observant
    • DIRTY JOKES Our dirty jokes are famous the world over for being, well, dirty! These are definitely not "first date material". Did we...
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    • priest gives birth
    • A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the...
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    • Result of a Heart Attack
    • An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long...
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    • Low Sperm Count
    • A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me...
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    • Bad Medical Exam
    • This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism...
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    • 6 weeks to go
    • An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we...
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    • psychiatrist
    • A guy walks into his psychiatrist office wearing nothing but saran wrap. Psychiatrist looks at the patient and says "I can clearly see...
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    • Sperm Count Test
    • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,...
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    • Don't Laugh
    • "Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty...
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    • be cheerful
    • A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young...
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