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    • Okay, I feel like an idiot, but I didn't realize that the other link I gave for my PDF  version of Crook Takes Pawn required a deviant art...
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    • Pawn Takes King, Part 4
    • Donnie's life could be measured in popcans. The deposit was 5 cents apiece. So, when Donnie bought something, it could be determined how many...
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    • Pawn Takes King, Part 3
    • Donnie's own struggle revolved around food, shelter, and money. Having food, he headed to his makeshift home. It took him about an hour to walk...
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    • Pawn Takes King, Part 2
    •     Donnie's "shift" last another 3 hours. Like minimum wage workers, the bums rotate who gets at what light. It is unspoken, but all abide by...
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    • Pawn Takes King, Part 1
    • This book is dedicated to eBaumsworld. This website is, without a doubt, one of the most depraved, and unruly group of weirdoes ever assembled...
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    • Pawn Takes King, Book Forward
    •     Hello. I just wanted to drop a line and let you know a few things before the next story starts. You should read Crook Takes Pawn before you...
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    • Hypocrisy of militarymen
    • I registered this account today to express my opinion about the hypocrite who recorded and uploaded the Cheating Military Wife Caught Cheating...
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    • Top 10 American Drama Shows
    • American Drama has captivated a large worldwide audience, owing to the fact that each drama has a different theme and a different story. The...
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    • Why Write about Bums?
    •     People may be wondering why I'm writing a story about homeless people. Crook Takes Pawn (or CTP as fuzzywuzzy666 has coined the acronym)...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 74
    • Rebecca came over 30 minutes before closing. She was impressed by how professional the place looked. the Pawn and Payday was no longer a sty. She...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 73
    • Greg's dreams were vivid and glorious. He couldn't remember them upon waking, though. It was abstract happiness. His chemical dreams gave way to...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 72
    • Greg spent the day away from Rebecca. She texted him five times in 3 hours, asking when he would come back over. Greg was laying low, playing the...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 71
    • They slept till nearly noon. Greg would've been content to squirrel away the hours of the day, burrowed in covers and snuggling Rebecca in his...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 70
    • They had a ball together. Julie took up her mother's upbringing and was a mellow child. Greg placed her upon his shoulders and they walked around...
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    • About My Book
    •     Just a couple things. First off, as always, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! I'm glad you folks seem to be enjoying the tale I'm spinning...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 69
    •     Rebecca finally returned. Greg had changed her identifying ringtone to Rhapsody in Blue by Gershwin, on piano. That song had played in the...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 1
    • Greg lay on the ground, holding the gushing wound on his neck. He could feel his vitality dripping down his torso, seeping into his cheap blue...
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    • Back in the saddle again
    • Well kiddies it been a rough year but now I'm back in full effect again.I've been busy moving back to California and moving into a house and just...
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    • real rap rhymers
    • by far the best rap song iv heard!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx2HA6Lm5Gs this shit goes hard as fuck shout out to da movement step yo lyrics...
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    • The Catalyst
    • So the family came crashing down. I can't say that I am terribly surprised. My extended family is  not what I would describe as dysfunctional,...
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    • Oh How I hate Bitches!
    • Girls are the most evil creatres on the face of the earth! I am a woman so its okay if I say that. But..... I was listening the the radio and...
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    • Tonight at work.
    • I was at work tonight helping some customers out when this lady came over with a cell phone, it was clear she had issues her hands were shaking...
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    • Fuck Buddies
    • How can something that sounds so easy turn into a giant pot of drama. I've come to a conclusion that all girls need drama in there lives to...
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