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    • Drinking

    • Lady: do you drink? Man: Yes Lady: How much a day? Man: 3 six packs Lady: What's a six pack cost? Man:...
    • BroncoFan_17
      Uploaded 03/03/2013
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    • Taking a cab home

    • With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have...
    • deathwish01b
      Uploaded 12/22/2012
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    • Drinking and driving

    • I would like to share a personal experience. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 12/13/2012
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    • Money for the Cleaners

    • Its around closing time at a bar, and a guy is absolutely shitfaced. He's trying to say something when all of a sudden he throws up all over his...
    • kappakid71
      Uploaded 05/07/2012
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    • The Wrath of a Woman

    • A woman Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The driver says, "Gee,...
    • ratejokes
      Uploaded 04/15/2012
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    • The Buffalo Theory

    • A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are...
    • klabeaune
      Uploaded 03/28/2012
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    • Her Body's a Temple

    • Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home...
    • ussoldier820
      Uploaded 03/17/2012
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    • Irish drinking toast

    • May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're...
    • bbomb
      Uploaded 03/15/2012
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    • 3 Kings

    • Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little...
    • rogerb22
      Uploaded 03/11/2012
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    • vampire in a bar

    • a vampire walks into a bar. he asks the bartender for a glass of hot water. the bartender says "hey i hope you dont mind me asking but dont...
    • smegmadeth
      Uploaded 02/18/2012
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    • hows your day going!!!

    • There I was is sitting by myself at the bar staring at my untouched drink. Suddenly, a 6'8" tattooed biker steps up next to me and grabs...
    • bigewalksalone
      Uploaded 12/09/2011
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    • Alcoholic Side Effects

    • Alcoholic Side Effects The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may...
    • wap123
      Uploaded 09/13/2011
      • 385 Views
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    • out the window

    • theres these two guys that walk into a bar. they sit in the corner and order a drink. about five minutes later a guy in a long coat comes in and...
    • micropimpin
      Uploaded 07/29/2011
      • 400 Views
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    • Terrible Accident

    • Police arrive at the scene of a terrible one car accident. The car is wrapped around a light pole, a man and woman lay unconscious and a little...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/23/2011
      • 1.3k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • hahaha

    • a mexican a black man and a asian walk in to a bar and the bartender...
    • nickyg
      Uploaded 04/14/2011
      • 611 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Thoughts on Drinking

    • Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all...
    • Marine13
      Uploaded 02/22/2011
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    • kings and happyness

    • Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little...
    • INTERNETMUNCH
      Uploaded 02/11/2011
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      • 1 Comments
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    • 3 Elderly Guys

    • 3 elderly guys are walking down the street. The first one says "Windy, isn't it?" The second one says "No... today's...
    • philly_g28
      Uploaded 01/05/2011
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    • Please becarful eBaumer's!

    • A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are...
    • kilr33
      Uploaded 01/04/2011
      • 863 Views
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    • How do you catch a bear?

    • Dig a hole, fill it with ashes, put peas around the outside. When a bear comes by, it will bend over to take a pea, and then you kick it in the...
    • Selimus
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 972 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Stick of dynamite

    • A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the...
    • CameOnYourFace
      Uploaded 08/23/2010
      • 491 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Russian Drinking Bet

    • American goes to a bar in Russia. He says out loud "I've heard you Russians are all drunks, so I'll make a 500$ bet with anyone who thinks...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/24/2010
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      • 17 Comments
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    • Vodka Advice

    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,...
    • duality2011
      Uploaded 12/21/2009
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    • World's Best Pubs

    • An English man, Irishman and a Scottish man are sitting in a pub full of people. The Englishman says, "The pubs in England are the best....
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 12/15/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Girls' Night Out

    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
    • yuristache
      Uploaded 10/26/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Automatic Finger Cleaner

    • there is a new nightclub open and one guy went in and needed to do a crap, so he went to the toilet and done his crap and he was looking around...
    • joshrat8
      Uploaded 09/12/2009
      • 796 Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • Can You Give Me Push?

    • A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 09/02/2009
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    • Drunken Irishman

    • Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says,...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 08/16/2009
      • 1.2k Views
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    • Fly In The Beer

    • One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 08/14/2009
      • 665 Views
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    • The Flying Drink

    • A man visiting the big city hears of a bar on the west side of town that is located on the top floor of a skyscraper. Finding the idea of such a...
    • Oyster_Effect
      Uploaded 08/14/2009
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    • A night out

    • A colleague approached this man at lunch that invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, and...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/17/2009
      • 407 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • the man in hell

    • A guy goes to hell The devil says to him "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or...
    • popdaddy123
      Uploaded 07/09/2009
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      • 2 Comments
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    • Drinking Problem

    • Little Johnny goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, i have a drinking problem. I need help." His mom, of course, freaks out. She...
    • blitzkrieg564
      Uploaded 06/25/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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