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    • Idiot Truck Driver
    • A truck driver was killed the other day at a truck stop in Georgia. He was ran over because he was on his hands and knees looking for lot lizards.
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    • Cabbie and the Nun
    • A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why...
    • JamesForce 04/25/2012
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    • Catch and Release
    • After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office...
    • Urbanus1234 12/17/2011
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    • Hot Blonde Driver
    • One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The...
    • FinchCo 11/03/2011
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    • Burned
    • A truck driver was in a bad crash, he rolled his rig and was trapped in his seat. The rig caught on fire burning him badly. It got so hot it...
    • bigewalksalone 09/21/2011
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    • A mountain rock slide
    • One day a guy is racing up a mountain road, rounds a curve, and skids to a stop just short of crashing into a giant rock slide. It's covering...
    • scubadude 08/01/2011
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    • Quick Thinking
    • A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really...
    • ciammettic 05/05/2011
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    • Ugliest Baby Ever
    • A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the...
    • ThomasPHoolery 02/04/2011
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    • Tricking a Nun
    • A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
    • BigSexy1174 11/27/2010
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    • truck driver
    • Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. What are you doing? he says. I'm trying to commit suicide! she says. Well before...
    • chubbychaser 11/19/2010
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    • Just Wrong
    • A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
    • rattlebox02 09/11/2010
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    • Party Hard
    • Guy went to his friend's bachelor party. He had one drink too much and fell asleep. When he woke up, he looked at the clock to see it was 4...
    • P00KY 07/05/2010
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    • driver
    • This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention. The driver got out.. he...
    • samiall 05/12/2010
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    • Drunk Driver
    • Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently...
    • Frankielike 04/17/2010
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    • Obama's Driver
    • Obama was driving around America as part of his campaign. One time, when he was in Arkansas, his driver hit a pig with the limousine. Obama knew...
    • P00KY 04/05/2010
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    • Cinderella
    • Long time ago there was a girl named Cinderella. Her mean stepsisters went to the prince's party, but her evil stepmother told Cinderella to stay...
    • P00KY 03/25/2010
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    • Russian Road Patrol
    • Soviet Russia. Two officers stop a car. The driver asks, surprised "Was I going too fast?" One of the officers smiles and says...
    • P00KY 03/23/2010
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    • Truck Driver
    • How can you tell if a truck driver used to be a porn star? Before he is done fueling he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the hood...
    • Normcb3 02/01/2010
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    • Taxi Driver's First Day
    • During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched,...
    • Skool 01/15/2010
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    • Pope
    • After getting all of Pope Benedicts luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesnt travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on...
    • markie554 10/30/2009
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    • Dementia Test (Revised)
    • 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun 03/29/2009
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    • Hippie And The Nun
    • One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex,...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun 03/20/2009
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    • Feeling Insulted?
    • A lady with her baby is sitting in a bus beside the driver… “What an ugly baby!”, said the driver to the lady. Feeling insulted, she moved to...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun 03/19/2009
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    • Boobs
    • A female officer pulled over someone who was obviously a drunk driver. The officer says "You are under arrest, Anything you say can and...
    • realadam 03/11/2009
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    • Drugs for Women
    • D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that...
    • WontBackDown 01/04/2009
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    • how to annoy other drivers
    • After you cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver. Always save your nose picking for...
    • woozel121 12/30/2008
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    • how to annoy your driver
    • All passengers should pretend to have their own brake pedal. Always grab the dashboard or doorhandle and yell "Whoa!" Always tell...
    • woozel121 12/30/2008
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    • The cab driver
    • A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies,...
    • aimeelee143 12/08/2008
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    • The Thumbs Up Joke
    • Johny Luck was in Vegas. He thought with his last name he couldnt go wrong. Well he was wrong. For seven days he had been wrong. Ol Johny Luck...
    • juffan 12/07/2008
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    • A really bad day
    • there was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...
    • man1of1steel 12/07/2008
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    • Crazy Grandma
    • Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to...
    • michael2011g 12/02/2008
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    • gay hitch hiker
    • A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard. After a few miles, he asks the driver what the...
    • ebaumer3596 12/01/2008
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    • taxi wreck
    • A man flagges down a taxi and gets in, tells the driver where hes headed and they start off. The man notices that the driver is going the wrong...
    • ebaumer3596 12/01/2008
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    • An F in sex
    • A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey,...
    • Firuze 11/25/2008
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