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- Idiot Truck Driver
- A truck driver was killed the other day at a truck stop in Georgia. He was ran over because he was on his hands and knees looking for lot lizards.
- xXxG0DSMACKxXx 04/28/2012
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- Cabbie and the Nun
- A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is...
- JamesForce 04/25/2012
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- Catch and Release
- After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office...
- Urbanus1234 12/17/2011
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- Hot Blonde Driver
- One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The...
- FinchCo 11/03/2011
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- Burned
- A truck driver was in a bad crash, he rolled his rig and was trapped in his seat. The rig caught on fire burning him badly. It got so hot it...
- bigewalksalone 09/21/2011
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- A mountain rock slide
- One day a guy is racing up a mountain road, rounds a curve, and skids to a stop just short of crashing into a giant rock slide. It's covering both...
- scubadude 08/01/2011
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- Should have mentioned this before...
- A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really...
- williebe93 05/10/2011
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- Quick Thinking
- A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really...
- ciammettic 05/05/2011
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- Ugliest Baby Ever
- A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus...
- ThomasPHoolery 02/04/2011
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- Tricking a Nun
- A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
- BigSexy1174 11/27/2010
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- truck driver
- Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. What are you doing? he says. I'm trying to commit suicide! she says. Well before you...
- chubbychaser 11/19/2010
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- Just Wrong
- A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
- rattlebox02 09/11/2010
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- Party Hard
- Guy went to his friend's bachelor party. He had one drink too much and fell asleep. When he woke up, he looked at the clock to see it was 4 a.m....
- P00KY 07/05/2010
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- Drunk Driver
- Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently...
- Frankielike 04/17/2010
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- Obama's Driver
- Obama was driving around America as part of his campaign. One time, when he was in Arkansas, his driver hit a pig with the limousine. Obama knew it...
- P00KY 04/05/2010
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- Cinderella
- Long time ago there was a girl named Cinderella. Her mean stepsisters went to the prince's party, but her evil stepmother told Cinderella to stay at...
- P00KY 03/25/2010
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- Russian Road Patrol
- Soviet Russia. Two officers stop a car. The driver asks, surprised "Was I going too fast?" One of the officers smiles and says "On...
- P00KY 03/23/2010
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- Truck Driver
- How can you tell if a truck driver used to be a porn star? Before he is done fueling he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the hood of...
- Normcb3 02/01/2010
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- Taxi Driver's First Day
- During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed,...
- Skool 01/15/2010
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- Annoying Kid And His Bus Driver
- A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little...
- earthwormjerm 05/20/2009
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- Dementia Test (Revised)
- 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said,...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/29/2009
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- Hippie And The Nun
- One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/20/2009
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- Feeling Insulted?
- A lady with her baby is sitting in a bus beside the driver… “What an ugly baby!”, said the driver to the lady. Feeling insulted, she moved to...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/19/2009
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- Good, Better, Best A Must Read
- Good A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/12/2009
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- What would you do?
- A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man...
- imdave77 01/28/2009
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- Drugs for Women
- D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that...
- WontBackDown 01/04/2009
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- how to annoy other drivers
- After you cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver. Always save your nose picking for when...
- woozel121 12/30/2008
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- how to annoy your driver
- All passengers should pretend to have their own brake pedal. Always grab the dashboard or doorhandle and yell "Whoa!" Always tell the...
- woozel121 12/30/2008
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- 3 guys in a car
- Q: There are 3 blacks in a car. Whose driving? A: The Cop
- Sansone523 12/16/2008
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- Of Eggs and Backseat Drivers
- A husband enters the kitchen to find his wife just beginning to fry two eggs. He says to her, "You can't fry two eggs in the same pan, there's...
- footfknmaster 12/09/2008
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- The cab driver
- A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, “I...
- aimeelee143 12/08/2008
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- The Thumbs Up Joke
- Johny Luck was in Vegas. He thought with his last name he couldnt go wrong. Well he was wrong. For seven days he had been wrong. Ol Johny Luck was...
- juffan 12/07/2008
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- A really bad day
- there was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps...
- man1of1steel 12/07/2008
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- Crazy Grandma
- Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to...
- michael2011g 12/02/2008
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- gay hitch hiker
- A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard. After a few miles, he asks the driver what the...
- ebaumer3596 12/01/2008
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- taxi wreck
- A man flagges down a taxi and gets in, tells the driver where hes headed and they start off. The man notices that the driver is going the wrong way...
- ebaumer3596 12/01/2008
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- An F in sex
- A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you...
- Firuze 11/25/2008
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