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    • Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

    • 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup or brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle...
    • LTlingerie
      Uploaded 12/17/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • World's Best Pubs

    • An English man, Irishman and a Scottish man are sitting in a pub full of people. The Englishman says, "The pubs in England are the best....
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 12/15/2009
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      • 5 Comments
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    • Rooms in hell

    • The devil lined them up and pointed at three rooms and said, these will be homes for the next 5,000 years. The devil calls out the manwhore...
    • rizo020
      Uploaded 12/01/2009
      • 1.6k Views
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    • Drunk and arthritis

    • A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full...
    • angidawn
      Uploaded 11/17/2009
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    • The Juggler

    • A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car....
    • BrandonAR
      Uploaded 11/15/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Girls night Out

    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
    • aablueangel
      Uploaded 11/10/2009
      • 668 Views
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    • Why Coors Sucks

    • A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar. She ordered up a...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 11/03/2009
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • An Irish Wedding

    • A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 11/03/2009
      • 666 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Gotta Pee

    • Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the...
    • milestyles55
      Uploaded 10/27/2009
      • 2.6k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Drunk Boxer

    • A man walks into a bar and starts boxing against the air, then he tells the bartender, " Give me a glass of tequila." "You mean a shot " says...
    • el_cachanilla54
      Uploaded 10/18/2009
      • 818 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Can't Do That Either, Officer

    • A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. ''I...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 10/10/2009
      • 908 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Glad to be drunk

    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • bobert56
      Uploaded 10/04/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Drunken repost

    • I had 8 bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my fiance to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I...
    • thedeacon
      Uploaded 09/29/2009
      • 1.7k Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The Happy Hangover

    • Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 09/29/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Can You Give Me Push?

    • A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 09/02/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • You Know Your Drunk When...

    • 1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Job interfering with...
    • duderinoMCduder
      Uploaded 08/25/2009
      • 2.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Drunk Guy

    • Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the...
    • MoFlow
      Uploaded 08/18/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Drunken Irishman

    • Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says,...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 08/16/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Best Toast of the Night

    • John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life , between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 08/14/2009
      • 793 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Drunk and the Nun

    • A drunk comes out of a pub and sees a nun walkin on the other side of the street. So he carefully crosses the road and walks straight up to her...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 08/14/2009
      • 1.9k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Slow Death

    • Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've...
    • duderinoMCduder
      Uploaded 08/08/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Drunk Pirate

    • An old man is sitting at the bus stop waiting for the bus. A punk rocker sits down beside him with a rainbow mohawk. The old man looks over at...
    • usmansimjee
      Uploaded 07/19/2009
      • 712 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Back to Work on Monday

    • Back to work on Monday! John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to...
    • BrandonAR
      Uploaded 07/17/2009
      • 994 Views
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    • can u spell divorce?

    • This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the...
    • da3rdjuggalo
      Uploaded 07/07/2009
      • 819 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Baptism

    • A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 06/30/2009
      • 750 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Lucky Break

    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • musicman6969
      Uploaded 06/26/2009
      • 681 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Lager

    • Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, At home as it is in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head, And...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 06/22/2009
      • 510 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drinking ritual

    • A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/21/2009
      • 815 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunk Doctor

    • "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case,"...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/04/2009
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Burglar's mistake

    • "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house....
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/04/2009
      • 693 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • The Drunken Confession

    • A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting....
    • ENWILSON
      Uploaded 06/03/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bar on 60th floor.

    • A man walks into a bar on top of a 60 floor skyscraper and sees a man in a suit sitting at the bar. The man walks towards him and the man in the...
    • Drake2s
      Uploaded 05/24/2009
      • 599 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Puking while drunk

    • You Are Wat You Eat A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk...
    • NYRBhooligan
      Uploaded 05/21/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ten signs that you are too drunk

    • 10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your...
    • RR24
      Uploaded 05/21/2009
      • 685 Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Glad to be Drunk

    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • ladj
      Uploaded 05/13/2009
      • 918 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunks in an Irish Cemetery

    • Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 05/13/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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