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    • World's Best Pubs
    • An English man, Irishman and a Scottish man are sitting in a pub full of people. The Englishman says, "The pubs in England are the best....
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    • Rooms in hell
    • The devil lined them up and pointed at three rooms and said, these will be homes for the next 5,000 years. The devil calls out the manwhore...
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    • Drunk and arthritis
    • A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full...
    • angidawn 11/17/2009
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    • The Juggler
    • A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car....
    • BrandonAR 11/15/2009
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    • Girls night Out
    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
    • aablueangel 11/10/2009
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    • Why Coors Sucks
    • A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar. She ordered up a...
    • DarthTolkien 11/03/2009
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    • An Irish Wedding
    • A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's...
    • DarthTolkien 11/03/2009
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    • Gotta Pee
    • Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the...
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    • Drunk Boxer
    • A man walks into a bar and starts boxing against the air, then he tells the bartender, " Give me a glass of tequila." "You mean a shot " says...
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    • Glad to be drunk
    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • bobert56 10/04/2009
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    • Drunken repost
    • I had 8 bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my fiance to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I...
    • thedeacon 09/29/2009
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    • The Happy Hangover
    • Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste...
    • thelegendery 09/29/2009
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    • Can You Give Me Push?
    • A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the...
    • thelegendery 09/02/2009
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    • Drunk Guy
    • Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the...
    • MoFlow 08/18/2009
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    • Drunken Irishman
    • Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says,...
    • lorddread 08/16/2009
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    • Best Toast of the Night
    • John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life , between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize...
    • yuri_vaultin 08/14/2009
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    • Drunk and the Nun
    • A drunk comes out of a pub and sees a nun walkin on the other side of the street. So he carefully crosses the road and walks straight up to her...
    • yuri_vaultin 08/14/2009
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    • Slow Death
    • Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've...
    • duderinoMCduder 08/08/2009
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    • Drunk Pirate
    • An old man is sitting at the bus stop waiting for the bus. A punk rocker sits down beside him with a rainbow mohawk. The old man looks over at...
    • usmansimjee 07/19/2009
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    • Back to Work on Monday
    • Back to work on Monday! John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to...
    • BrandonAR 07/17/2009
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    • can u spell divorce?
    • This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the...
    • da3rdjuggalo 07/07/2009
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    • Baptism
    • A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water...
    • rondetto 06/30/2009
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    • A Lucky Break
    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • musicman6969 06/26/2009
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    • Lager
    • Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, At home as it is in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head, And...
    • rondetto 06/22/2009
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    • Drinking ritual
    • A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man...
    • rockzilla411 06/21/2009
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    • Drunk Doctor
    • "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case,"...
    • rockzilla411 06/04/2009
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    • Burglar's mistake
    • "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house....
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    • The Drunken Confession
    • A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting....
    • ENWILSON 06/03/2009
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    • Bar on 60th floor.
    • A man walks into a bar on top of a 60 floor skyscraper and sees a man in a suit sitting at the bar. The man walks towards him and the man in the...
    • Drake2s 05/24/2009
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    • Puking while drunk
    • You Are Wat You Eat A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk...
    • NYRBhooligan 05/21/2009
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    • Ten signs that you are too drunk
    • 10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your...
    • RR24 05/21/2009
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    • Glad to be Drunk
    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • ladj 05/13/2009
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    • Drunks in an Irish Cemetery
    • Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old...
    • yuri_vaultin 05/13/2009
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