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- Irish weddingfuneral
- Q. What is the difference between an Irish wedding & and Irish funeral? A. One less drunk.
- rickythecrazy 12/27/2009
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- Irish on Roof
- Q. How do you get an Irish guy on the roof? A. Tell him drinks are on the house.
- rickythecrazy 12/27/2009
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- Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
- 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup or brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose...
- LTlingerie 12/17/2009
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- World's Best Pubs
- An English man, Irishman and a Scottish man are sitting in a pub full of people. The Englishman says, "The pubs in England are the best. You...
- thelegendery 12/15/2009
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- Rooms in hell
- The devil lined them up and pointed at three rooms and said, these will be homes for the next 5,000 years. The devil calls out the manwhore and...
- rizo020 12/01/2009
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- Drunk and arthritis
- A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of...
- angidawn 11/17/2009
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- The Juggler
- A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car....
- BrandonAR 11/15/2009
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- Girls night Out
- Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home...
- aablueangel 11/10/2009
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- Why Coors Sucks
- A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar. She ordered up a Coors...
- DarthTolkien 11/03/2009
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- An Irish Wedding
- A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families...
- DarthTolkien 11/03/2009
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- Gotta Pee
- Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi...
- milestyles55 10/27/2009
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- Differnce between Ted Kennedy and Charlie Manson
- Whats the difference between Ted Kennedy and Charlie Manson? Charlie Manson is doing time for his murders.
- lancer02es 10/19/2009
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- Drunk Boxer
- A man walks into a bar and starts boxing against the air, then he tells the bartender, " Give me a glass of tequila." "You mean a shot " says the...
- el_cachanilla54 10/18/2009
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- Can't Do That Either, Officer
- A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. ''I can't do...
- Frankielike 10/10/2009
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- Glad to be drunk
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've...
- bobert56 10/04/2009
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- Drunken repost
- I had 8 bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my fiance to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I...
- thedeacon 09/29/2009
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- The Happy Hangover
- Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like...
- thelegendery 09/29/2009
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- Can You Give Me Push?
- A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the...
- thelegendery 09/02/2009
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- You Know Your Drunk When...
- 1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Job interfering with your...
- duderinoMCduder 08/25/2009
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- Drunken Irishman
- Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll...
- lorddread 08/16/2009
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- Best Toast of the Night
- John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life , between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at...
- yuri_vaultin 08/14/2009
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- Drunk and the Nun
- A drunk comes out of a pub and sees a nun walkin on the other side of the street. So he carefully crosses the road and walks straight up to her and...
- yuri_vaultin 08/14/2009
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- Words hard to say when very drunk
- THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE VERY DRUNK: Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY...
- yuri_vaultin 08/10/2009
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- Slow Death
- Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've...
- duderinoMCduder 08/08/2009
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- Saying The Right Thing At The Right Time
- Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like...
- RedLesPaul 07/26/2009
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- Drunk Pirate
- An old man is sitting at the bus stop waiting for the bus. A punk rocker sits down beside him with a rainbow mohawk. The old man looks over at the...
- usmansimjee 07/19/2009
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- Back to Work on Monday
- Back to work on Monday! John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to...
- BrandonAR 07/17/2009
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- can u spell divorce?
- This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver...
- da3rdjuggalo 07/07/2009
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- A Lucky Break
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've...
- musicman6969 06/26/2009
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- Drinking ritual
- A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank...
- rockzilla411 06/21/2009
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- Drunk Doctor
- "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case,"...
- rockzilla411 06/04/2009
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- Burglar's mistake
- "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. "Did...
- rockzilla411 06/04/2009
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- The Drunken Confession
- A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The...
- ENWILSON 06/03/2009
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- Bar on 60th floor.
- A man walks into a bar on top of a 60 floor skyscraper and sees a man in a suit sitting at the bar. The man walks towards him and the man in the...
- Drake2s 05/24/2009
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- Puking while drunk
- You Are Wat You Eat A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk...
- NYRBhooligan 05/21/2009
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- Ten signs that you are too drunk
- 10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head...
- RR24 05/21/2009
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- After The Office Christmas Party
- John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the...
- earthwormjerm 05/20/2009
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