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- An old guy goes into his doctors surgery, walks up to reception and says 'I need to see a doctor about a problem with my dick'. 'Sorry sir,'...
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- Measuring Intelegeance
- Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
- lameokid 06/01/2011
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- The Body Dwellers
- The Body Dwellers met to have a talk about the dangers of living in a woman's body. "It's so difficult to live in the ear..." - Earwax...
- P00KY 06/16/2010
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- cumm darling
- A man ask his wife "darling may I cum in your ear?" the wife replies NO I might go def!" the man replies "that's funny I cum in...
- NUTSANDGUTS 11/08/2009
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- who enjoys sex more
- A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more...
- rockzilla411 05/31/2009
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- Son in law
- One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching...
- twcdotcom 02/18/2009
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- Chief to the point
- An Indian tracker is taking some pioneers through the plains in the mid-1800's. Suddenly he stops and points. "Bear have babies." He...
- saneenough 01/08/2009
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- daughter wants her ear pierced
- daughter:Can I get my ear pierced? dad:No. daughter: Why not? dad: You can't keep the holes you already have clean.
- duke20010 12/19/2008
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- Eyes light up
- How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear!
- man1of1steel 12/11/2008
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- Peanut Stuck in Ear
- A man is eating some peanuts. He throws them up and catches them in his mouth as they come down. As soon as he throws a peanut up into the air, his...
- austinromero07 12/11/2008
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- Blonde Shoots Herself
- A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency...
- man1of1steel 12/07/2008
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- Did you pee on that cat?
- A student walks up to a teacher and says that there is a dead cat in the front of the school. The teacher asks him if he is sure the cats dead. The...
- kochenderfer 11/13/2008
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- Let Me Cum
- This guy tells his wife "Let me cum in your ear". She says "no you trying to make me go deaf". He says "I cum in your mouth all the time and you...
- rdogw 09/03/2008
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- pirate joke
- how much does it cost for a pirate to get their ear pierced? a buck an ear!!!
- dj34dj34 08/16/2008
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- How did the blonde burn her ear?
- How did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing.
- EbaumsKing 07/16/2008
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- Who enjoys sex more?
- Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then...
- EbaumsKing 07/13/2008
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- Minding your manners
- A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help...
- ghoul_69 06/02/2008
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- Dr., i'm having discharge
- A man walks into a doctor’s and says "Doctor, I think I have a slight discharge." The female doctor says "Alright, pull your pants...
- mortgagemescott 03/24/2008
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- Brief History of Medicine
- I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. - That prayer is...
- ave25 02/18/2008
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- Ear and a Q-tip
- Q: What did the ear say to the Q-tip? A: Fuck me
- CollegePics 02/02/2008
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