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    • Compassionate lawyer

    • One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 01/12/2011
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    • Cannibals Clown

    • Two cannibals were eating a Clown. One cannibal look at the other cannibal and said, "Does it taste funny to you?"
    • picbutt
      Uploaded 10/28/2010
      • 2.1k Views
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    • Pile of Babies

    • What's sicker than a pile of dead babies? The live one trying to eat it's way out.
    • picbutt
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 476 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Shit House Wall Literature...

    • People that write on Shit-House Walls, Roll their Shit into little Balls, Those who read these Words of Wit, Eat those little Balls of...
    • wxb200
      Uploaded 05/13/2010
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    • Eating Pizza

    • A truck driver picks up a woman hitch hiker on the side of the road. He pulls over on the side of the road a few blocks down and the woman asks...
    • duderinoMCduder
      Uploaded 07/25/2009
      • 567 Views
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    • Tuna and Pussy

    • What is the difference between Tuna and Pussy? -Same smell, but you wont get hair stuck in your teeth from eating tuna...
    • wxb200
      Uploaded 06/22/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Sorry for eating those peanuts

    • A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a...
    • minoroin
      Uploaded 06/08/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Generous Lawyer

    • One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop...
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 02/27/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Eating Out

    • At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in their vest pocket. Upon being asked, the waiter said,...
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 02/05/2009
      • 722 Views
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    • Flies Dinning

    • Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
    • cripplejuice
      Uploaded 01/03/2009
      • 696 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • HOLIDAY EATING TIPS

    • 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots,...
    • Centor
      Uploaded 11/30/2008
      • 951 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Vegetables

    • What is the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair.
    • SuperSpy
      Uploaded 11/12/2008
      • 539 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Making Love in the Dark

    • One evening, a guy and a girl are walking threw the woods, and they sit down to make love. A little while later, he looks up at her and says,...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 10/15/2008
      • 422 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Yo mama

    • Yo mama's so fat.... She was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 73 years to live.
    • vampdyer
      Uploaded 09/11/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pie Toppings

    • What tastes good on pie but not on a pussy? CRUST
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 09/11/2008
      • 426 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • BATTERED WOMEN

    • 200,000 BATTERED WOMEN.................................................................................and Im still eating mine plain!!!!!
    • FoxHere
      Uploaded 07/12/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Mafia and Cunnilingus

    • Why is eating pussy like being in the Mafia? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 06/24/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mommy Mommy

    • Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
    • liborhurt
      Uploaded 05/27/2008
      • 418 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mommy Mommy

    • Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
    • liborhurt
      Uploaded 05/27/2008
      • 519 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Chuck Norris

    • Chuck Norris eats babies and shits Delta Force Team Members.
    • Chadzilla
      Uploaded 05/24/2008
      • 620 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Gourmet Reporter

    • A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and...
    • showmaster94
      Uploaded 04/12/2008
      • 445 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pizza! Pizza! scare.

    • My wife, on her way home, picked up a $5 pizza for dinner. As we are eating it she fell on the floor and started having convulsions. I grabbed...
    • jgregpegleg
      Uploaded 04/06/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • eating habits

    • A man goes to his doctor with a banana stuck in each ear and grapes stuck up his nose. He tells the doctor,''i feel terrible.'' The doctor...
    • jmc1
      Uploaded 04/06/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New Improved Lawnmowers

    • One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are...
    • showmaster94
      Uploaded 03/21/2008
      • 992 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • a bulldog eating custard

    • A young man walks over to his father one day and asks if they could have a talk about sex. His father agrees and is eager to help his son with...
    • WIIWARRIOR
      Uploaded 02/22/2008
      • 3.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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